Ocee35 Forum Posts (3,852)

RE: I LOST !!!

The remote control.

RE: What is the secret?? lol

Be kind...

it's irresistable.

RE: I LOST !!!

Soap.

RE: Turning Back Pages.....

There are a few...

from before I was ready to settle down

that I wouldn't mind spending some time with.

RE: wondering

Yes.

RE: Up front and personal

Saw Dix tonight.

RE: Can you???

I can wiggle my ears.

I used to be able to arch either of my eyebrows independently,

but for some reason now only my right one works.


I also have a fun "mouse in my pocket" trick,

but the details of that are not for public discussion.

RE: Compliments for wikked...compliments only...NEED apply..............................

I'm thinking salsa,

or cocktail sauce.

RE: Am I the only person who owns a copy of The Anarchists Cookbook?

Langley...great contribution.


Quote-"Is it not fundamentally more important to ensure the safety of an individual then to give them their freedom to choose when it is obviously that they are not making wise chooses but chooses that are endangering their lives??"-quote.


I believe this is the relationship government proposes to have with the populace, and I believe this is the relationship some of the populace believe they have with government.

What you describe sounds to me like a parental relationship.

Therein lies the problem...morality.

Organizational morality is terrifying.

Historically it is dysfunctional at best and a viscious schizoid combination of self-servitude and self-destruction at it's worst.


No government will ever be a fit parent.

RE: Hello World

Who's fault is it that poor fish has to swim around in his own toilet water?...

That would be your fault.

You have no right complaining about the smell,

I doubt he likes it much either.


Now,

it's not yourself you're killing.

Kindly return the poor creature to his cesspool.




This is so long overdue...


Welcome to the forums Prozac.

RE: where did i go wrong

It's sounds like you didn't properly monitor his alchohol consumption.

Next time be sure to read the manual.

RE: fun

That's funny?

I'll take care not to trip or stubb my toe...

I would'nt want you to harm yourself laughing.










Ok.

I'm over it.

RE: fun

I do soooo love typo's....

RE: fun

I am told that device gives guidance,

if you with to be rid of it...

I must be in need of it's power.

RE: fun

For my failure to see the wisdom

in your regulatory suggestions.




I have seen the light.

RE: fun

Siren...

I was wrong.

You should have stabbed me.

RE: When you are down in the dumps, what do you do to feel better?

I think that is a very nice thing to hear.


It's nice to see you too.

RE: When you are down in the dumps, what do you do to feel better?

When the weather permits I go swimming,

for me it's very hard to feel bad in the sun and the water.

RE: AFFIRMATIONS...................................

Our experiences are often limited...

by what we are willing to attempt to do,

not what we are able to do.

RE: What TV show character would you be?

Ooohh, yer gunna get it...

RE: Do smoker hate themselves

No, we don't hate ourselves...

we hate everyone else

that's why we exhale

deal with it.

RE: Reading people

That doesn't sound like an extremely rare situation...

so I suspect that I have had that experience,

although I don't recall a specific instance...

at the moment.


Do you?

RE: Lurkers

Sometimes paranoia...

is just good judgement.

RE: Roll Call!!!!!!!!!

I gave up here and there for everywhere.

It's all very philostopical,

but I'm sure I am somehwere.

RE: Reading people

I sure do Langley,

it's just that sometimes other people

want to put new label over mine.


Most selfish of them...

I say.

RE: Would you date someone that is still close to there ex?

Do men really stick around while women "hang out" with their Ex?


Come on guys...it's not that hard to get laid.

RE: Reading people

Did you know?

People who beleive they can evaluate someones character

with the answers to 3 to 5 questions

are not interested in getting to know you

they just want to label you.

RE: Men Bashing........

Sure,

I bet you're such a great sandwich maker

that I'd probably be willing to mow the lawn,

and investigate any strange noises that might occur.

RE: Men Bashing........

Yup..

take one nad

and stick it

between two slices of an evil vixen

that makes fun of my typos.

RE: Men Bashing........

My job...

mow lawn,

squish bugs,

and investigate strange noises.


Your job...

sleep naked,

make snadwiches,

and be impressed...

by how I do my job.



Carry on.