RE: chat up lines

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That's the BEST advice anyone has given me.... EVER!!


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RE: chat up lines

That's MOST chat up lines these days. There's hardly a woman out there who wouldn't look at you like you had 2 heads with JUST a chat up line as a starter. They're all for later on when you know they like you. Only tongue-in-cheek chat up lines are acceptable these days

RE: chat up lines

That's when you get out the magnet rolling on the floor laughing

RE: chat up lines

I'd be lucky with being blanked if that was the opening line. It's a smack that would worry me!
You have to smile and chat for a bit first. That's a follow-on chat up line

RE: chat up lines

I'm sure I'll find someone I like. Don't think yu could just walk up and say that though. There'd have to be some peliminary work done first. laugh

RE: chat up lines

Well whaddya know? It DOES work! laugh

RE: chat up lines

Never tried it. Think I'll have to experiment though in a couple of days laugh

RE: chat up lines

I've always liked "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

RE: tattoos

I don't think we're talking about the same kind of image here rolling on the floor laughing

RE: tattoos

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RE: tattoos

Not suprised. Can't imagine anyone has ever complained.

Just got an image of you taking Flymo home one night, taking off your top and him going "Metal.... No thanks, I'm going home". laugh

RE: chat up lines

Hmmm. Sounds like me..... but never been to Rosslare. Weird. laugh

RE: chat up lines

I WISH!
I was the one standing a foot and a half away, gobsmacked cause it worked! wow

RE: I'm new here-introducing myself

And some of us, even earlier grin

cswelcome

RE: tattoos

Guess I haven't recovered as much as I thought laugh

Was suppossed to say I've recovered and I AM looking forward to the next one. doh

RE: tattoos

I'm good. Just about recover from the weekend (well, enough that I'm not looking forward to the next one). How are you?

I presume that question was for the ladies so I won't say anything about where my tatoos are.
cheers

RE: tattoos

Can't believe I actually read all that.
You owe me 2 mins of my life!!!! rolling on the floor laughing

(Yes, I'm a slow reader laugh )

RE: IS this guy for real??

Ah damn.
I'm going to have to change my profile now you're plastered it all over the forums!

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RE: what are women looking for in a man

I know laugh
See above hug

RE: what are women looking for in a man

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You know me. I only say this to get a reaction. I know there's at least one out there who knows money's not everything. If it was, I'd be up a certain creek without a paddle.
Was just talking last night about how, when it all boils down, there's only one or 2 things that are REALLY important.

The bad thing is, it's nearly all men who voted for money. Looks like we're the ones with the complex about what women want. grin

RE: what are women looking for in a man

Sure we all knew that anyway. laugh

It's never the man, it's the size of his.... wallet tongue

RE: Morbid people

It happens. roll eyes
No matter what, I hope your friend feels better soon cause there's nothing worse than feeling like there's nothing to live for.

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RE: Morbid people

I'm actually just impressed with the amount of time and effort you obviously put into that post.
Made sense and some good advice hug

RE: Morbid people

Look,
I'm sorry if I offended you by calling you a bad friend but when you said the above, it irked me. He's obviously going through some stuff and you're complaining cause he's not thinking the same way you do. You're 2 seperate people. I've been through it myself. Stuff I'm not going to go into on a public forum but not only have I lived through it, I kow a few who haven't.
Attention seeking or not, It's nothing to be taken lightly. If I can suggest you talk to him, even if it IS just about death. Remind him that the hardest thing bout suicide is what you're doing to he people he leaves behind who would care and try to make him relise that YOU are one of those people.
My advice anyway, you can take it or leave it

RE: Male DOMINANCE thread

Think that's it all round. sleep
Night guys

RE: Male DOMINANCE thread

Not so fast missy. You're still owed a smackin!!! professor

RE: Male DOMINANCE thread

There's tonnes of things I SHOULD add to me CV but can't.

"can down a pint in 3 seconds"
Wouldn't have the same impressive note it does down the local!

RE: Male DOMINANCE thread

Actually have NO idea what you just said. Is that one of them west Country sayings????laugh

RE: Male DOMINANCE thread

That's cause she's blindfolded devil

RE: Male DOMINANCE thread

Presumeably that's rhetorial???

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