I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because when I tried to walk out, I had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zip it up real quick?
I hate dreaming. Because when you sleep, you wanna sleep. Dreaming is work, you know - there I am in a comfortable bed, the next thing you know I have to build a go-kart with my ex-landlord. I want a dream of me watching myself sleep.
I lived in an apartment, and I had a neighbor. I knew that whenever he knocked on the wall, he wanted me to turn my music down. I'd mess with his head. I'd say, "Go around I can't open the wall!"
I called the hotel operator and she said, "How can I direct your call?" I said, "Well, you could say 'Action!', and I'll begin to dial. And when I say 'Goodbye', then you can yell 'Cut!'"
A middle aged man just diagnosed with terminal cancer ran into his son on the street and decided to tell him the bad news over a few beers. Soon they were joined by the father's friends at the table. One friend asked why they looked so sad ? The father answered that he was dying of AIDS. Later the son asked his dad why he lied about having AIDS. The father replied ; after I'm gone, they won't be trying to hit on your mom.
Social media is not just a modern expression, it's a coming together of the whole world that was never dreamed of just ten years ago. This is a dating site, but the expression of cultural views brings us closer together no matter what the subject.
All humans need only; love, shelter and food. Yet we spend so much energy trying to define our particular cultures through war, weather it be declared or insurgency.
I hope that the discourse on CS will help close the gap and remind us that we're all earth's family.
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Choco' should........
Ditto.