wayne34 Poetry (353)

On the paper the nos are
One to forty nine
Which order they want to be played
To find those lucky six

Which order will the play
I'll put pen to paper and make then in any way
Or play a lucky dip and cross my finger hope come out for me today
The chance of winning

The odds are stacked
I curse and frown having to find two pound
But maybe I'll find a few quid
Play my lotto and win a few more quid

The table set
Silk white linen
Drapped
Silver cutlery

The candles lite
Flowers drapped
A dinner for two
Champagine flows

Bubbles rise
The starters served
Champainge on ice
Prawn salad

Or soup for my lover
Posh roast
With spuds
And veg the lot

The cherry on the cake
A dessrt to impress chocolate gateaux and chocolate sauce
Coffee with mint and tea
We scoff the lot

We dine are meal is scoffed the music play candles dim
On the settee
We settle play time begins

Wish I had a parrot
I would call him after me
Sit him on the pearch
And let him talk to me

Who's a pretty boy he would learn
Maybe a few more words to cheer me up
When am feeling down
Would not like him chat to the ladies

He might be a flirt
He might try to chat to them
Say your a sexy bird, show your sexy curves

He tell them all about me
no I will have no secrets left
For that dam parrot
Has put the ladies of me

But hay at least he's company
And my bird

A creater of poems
A mixer of words
A teller of stories
A man of dreams
A loser in love
A man lonley for love
A man that can dream

Around the camp fire the dinners sat
Pondering
Their pork feast
Ribs on the menu

A torso for two
Split down the center the body was drawn
Slowly roasted on gas mark 2


Salavating their mouths watering
One for the pigs trotters two for the innerds three for the head
Pigs brains for the brave, all eaten with a spoon
Tastey sausasges
All made into a stew

Oh what a party the dinners will have

Three nuns are learning to play darts
First nun throws three twenties
Second throws forty
Third nun throws hers darts and misses
So she lets the second nun stand near the dart board to check her aim
She throws her darts again
One dart misses and hits the second nun
In the head
And she falls to the floor dead
Third nun shouts out one nun dead and eighty
And jumps for joy

Darkness envelopes
The world
Hidden in the deathps of the night air
The twinkling stars surround
Gliter like diamonds

Some red some violet some blue
Twinkling there rays to me and you
From far and wide we look to the sky
Motionless they trinkle in the night sky
In the cold damp dark sky

Color radiats they light the sky
For me and you

The road is short
The flashing light sound
Do I cross or do I go
The barriers decend

Quick time to cross
Oh dear am stuck
I push and pull
I cannot move

Oh dear I've pushed my
Luck
Th re in the distance it draws near
Faster faster it draws near
Crash bang


The angels decend
To gods resting place I asend
My new wings I collect my hallo

I have gaind
For I've pushed my luck again :-) ----------,

It was the day of the national
A new horse was entered
A total outsider
1000 /1

Made of wood was he
His name was dobin
In fine livery was he
Oh so wooden was he
?
Painted in fine colors all painted propper
On top sat his rider
A carpenter was he
He built dobin from old crates

Scatterd in his garden he bolted glued dobin together
Well built was he sturdy
He was built but now power had he
his creature had an idea he borrowed his bike engine hi fitted
It inside dobin

Oh what power had he
O to 60 in 60
seconds had he
One problem he forgot the very first jump he arried at

His poor wooden horse wooden not jump
He was the last to jump
Poor old dobiin a faller at the first fence
He trotterd off head laid low and was not seen again

In the tummy the tat worm sits
Munching eating
His fill
Apple pies
With cream and custard

Some jelly and cream
All washed down with
A lemonades
He wiggles about
His stomach full

Full of gas from what he has consumed
With a birp and a fart
He let's one go
Oh the pong
Oh the smell

Followd by a poo
Into you gut this mixture ride s
Filing your inside
Sticky slimmy

Disgusting smell
Rancide and green
You feel very sick
To the toilet you run quick

To get ride of this disgusting parasite
You dump your load and the worm flushes out
Your back side now empty the parasite gone
Your tummy feel
Normal now that your lodgers gone

The valentine rose
Waits on the window
A fair maiden
It does seek

All a lone it does stand
Watching and waiting
For the fair maidens hand
Soft to touch the warm fragrance her gentle lips to taste the
Rose petals and smell the sent
Of romance

Blondes or brunette
Red head he does seek for he is the rose of valentine

In his birthday suit
Valentine sat
His one only flower
Hides his modesty

His Girlfriend spies his
One single rose
His snake protudes wrapped around his rose

His girlfriend
Looks bemused
She shreks with laughter
In fits is she

For his snake wrapped around his only rose
Offers her his only rose
Naked he is

his full glory on display
He mouths the

Word to his fiance
will you marry me