Humor Blogs (Blogs tagged with "Humor") (216)

Christmas Informant

I quess she got to see the... north pole....

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 866 views
• 5 comments

Yes, America does have talent !

What an athlete !! Will this be the next Olympic event ? I wanna be a judge ! Gotta check to make sure they are r...

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,076 views
• 12 comments

Yesterday the skies were mine.

There must have been magic in the air, as I re-visited familiar turf. But, I was not there for social interaction. No, I had a job to do... with no one's help. While many of you slept, I had to protect earth, the solar system and...

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,074 views
• 0 comments

The Neighbors must be so thrilled....every night.

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• by JimNastics
• Dec 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,056 views
• 15 comments

A friggin' riot ! Handmade Implants.

Do you ladies ever wish you had larger breasts ?? Want to try it out just for a bit ? Perhaps you can do like her;...

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,170 views
• 14 comments

One of the funniest things I've EVER read

I just got this in an e-mail. Not on here. I haven't changed a single word. I just removed 'her' e-mail address. Before I show it to you, please do not have any beverages near your computer especially don't be drinking any....

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,089 views
• 15 comments

So, THAT explains it !

Those reindeer are high as a kite !...

• by JimNastics
• Dec 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 925 views
• 6 comments

My girl

I'm guessing that at some point in your life, that you've been in the situation where your eyes met someone else's across a room. An instant connection as a spark ignited something inside you. Sometimes, it's initiated by something quite subtle....

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,021 views
• 11 comments

Some Birthday Confusion

Last year on my birthday, there was a bit of irony and confusion. I guess I should start by saying that in one house near me, there lives two lesbians, Carol and Jeannette. Unlike some lesbians I've met, these two gals are quite...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,125 views
• 16 comments

Religion; when push comes to shove

click on it to see the whole cartoon...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,301 views
• 12 comments

OMG ! American Samoa won !

The American Samoa soccer team has NEVER ever won, not even once in 17 years. They've never even scored a goal in any FIFA sanctioned match. Australia once beat them 31 - 0. There's more holes in that defense than Swiss cheese. They a...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,516 views
• 12 comments

Good clear communication is critical

Often a simple misunderstanding can ruin a friendship, or even a relationship. Thus, carefully choose your words accurately and wisely. Think before you speak

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,076 views
• 9 comments

I give thanks

This Thursday is Thanksgiving here in the USA. It's a special holiday set aside to simply give thanks. I want to extend that great feeling to you. For every person out there who has helped me smile or laugh..... For every person who has said a...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,165 views
• 23 comments

How to tell if you have smelly feet.

Apparently, they run a cat scan. For some people the minute they take of their shoes, you just need to open a window....and jump. :laug...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 879 views
• 13 comments

By the power vested in me

you MAY be granted two wishes (at my discretion). Yes, that's right, TWO wishes, not three. We are running a bit short on wishes due to the upcoming holidays. However, as you guessed, neither wish can be a wish for more wishes...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,355 views
• 17 comments

I'm busy

I'm busy watching my third football game today with absolutely no nagging at all ! Man, it's GREAT to be single ! Later, I think I'll use whatever sponge I want to clean the countertop....

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 837 views
• 14 comments

Hey, it's the weekend !

got anything special planned ? It's a bright sunny day here today and I'm headed out to the lake with my canoe & camera. Want to go canoeing ? h...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,332 views
• 6 comments

The Autumn Leaves

The autumn foliage around here is quite beautiful. I've been taking photos of it. Don't get me wrong. With the hurricane and noreaster we got recently, the foliage is not as good as most autumns. It's still beautiful though. However, today is...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,050 views
• 11 comments

The plans of man......and dog

Have you ever been in the situation, where you've planned it out ? You wanted to make it a special keepsake for her. But, then, sometimes things take a turn.. and not for the better.

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 1,156 views
• 11 comments

What if....mergers.

Imagine just for a moment, if these real companies merged with one another... 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. could merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, W...

• by JimNastics
• Nov 2011
• in Uncategorized
• 632 views
• 2 comments