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Love Attraction

Love & Attraction

There was something about her. Initially I couldn't quite put my finger on it. But, there was something very special about her. At first I thought it might be her beautiful smile, or perhaps her lovely eyes, or...

Self Help Books

Self Help Books

For all of my adult life, I've carried a burden. While I've had no problem identifying the problem, it's been something I've been somewhat ashamed to admit. Perhaps at some point in your life, you have felt the same way. :...

Very Sad News

Very Sad News

Are you sitting down ? You might want to get comfortable. Despite our best attempts to manipulate things and get the best outcome possible, all that is simply for naught, as mother nature is much more powerful than me (and frankly, we)...

On Monday I got some

On Monday I got some. ;)

Yep, you read that right. And it was GOOD ! It had been a long time since I had any. Too long ! So long, that I almost forgot how good it really is Now, I'm not the type of guy who complains, when I have go...

Terrible news

Terrible news.

A man is sitting at home watching television, when a police officer knocks on his front door. When the man answers the door, the officer asks him if he is Mr. Robertson and the man replies, "Yes I am." The officer then asks, if...

Give me a sign

Give me a sign !!

I'm sure we have all seen some funny signs, which have given us a chuckle. Here are a few to bring some smiles your way. Add ones you've seen, if you like. Sign above a gynecologist office: 'Dr. Jim Nastics, at your cer...

The WRONG Time

The WRONG Time.

The other night I saw this Yellowtail wine commercial Near the end, I had to laugh at the (unintentionally funny) line, stated by the female "Never the wrong time, for the right w...

Whats it to you

What's it to you ?

A teenage boy was on a public bus eating chocolate. He took a bite, then another bite, and then another. An elderly man sitting next to him said "Do you know that too much chocolate will damage your teeth ?" The boy replied, "my...

All Married Men

All Married Men

I went to a wedding this past weekend and at one point the DJ announced, ..."Would all married men please go stand next to the one person who has made your life worthwhile and put your arm around them." The poor bartender was almost cru...

This Morning

This Morning

This morning I woke up with a dull pain. . . So, I sent her home. I was somewhat tempted to sign it Henny Youngman, but it's an original joke I wrote a moment ago. Here are some actual Henny Youngman jokes. I just g...

Clueless

Clueless

I remember a long time ago, back when I was 22, I met an absolutely gorgeous blonde at a local bar. After some conversation and a couple of games of pool, I took her back to my place and we began to make-out. From my perspectiv...

Definitely

Definitely !

Here's a joke I saw elsewhere, that I edited to make more posting friendly. A kindergarten teacher was trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have...

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