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10 Billion offer

$ 10 Billion offer

Satire from The Borowitz Report Bloomberg Offers Trump Ten Billion Dollars to Leave White House by End of Day From The New Yorker; By Andy Borowitz November 8, 2019 NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The former New York City...

Thanks

Thanks

Just stopping by briefly. Thanks for all your cards, emails and flowers. I hope everyone has a terrific July 4th. Here in the USA, we celebrate it as Independence Day, which commemorates the signing of the Declaration of Indepen...

Happier Mothers Day to all

Happier Mother's Day to all !

Happy Mother's Day all ! If your mom is still alive, consider yourself lucky and please cherish her while you still can. Unfortunately, there are no guarantees, that you will get to do so next year. If your mom is no long...

Train scammers

Train scammers !

All aboard for today's joke. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Three women and three men are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three men each buy tickets and w...

Damn it I lost

Damn it !! I lost.

I played tennis this afternoon and I played horribly. I don't exactly know why. But, for some reason I kept hitting the ball into the net, or beyond the end line. Sometimes I even hit it on the edge of the racket or even m...

Good news about chocolate

Good news about chocolate !

There are potentially many health benefits to eating organic DARK chocolate (conversely, milk chocolate is higher in fat & sugar). Of course, it tastes good. But, in moderation it may also be good for you in other wa...

Hopping on Opportunity

Hopping on Opportunity

A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The mangy guy says, "You're right. I don't have a lot of money. But. if I show you something terrific that you haven't se...

Know anyone missing a casket

Know anyone missing a casket

Perhaps, accidently, it fell off your truck ? Or maybe out of the back of your hearse ? Or you just changed your mind about dying The casket does not appear to have been used and there is nobody, or better said, no body, inside. S...

In Halloween related news

In Halloween related news

In Salem MA (where else ?) a witch has sued a warlock. The two were previously business partners. But, since the witch left the warlock to open her own occult store, allegedly, the warlock has been harassing the witch. So, the witch rec...

Dont worry Its not you

Don't worry. It's not you.

A husband & wife went together to go see a medical doctor. The husband was a bit embarrassed & told the MD that he had trouble getting an erection with his wife & she was getting very frustrated. The doctor decided to take the husband into...

Who Sleeps With Whom

Who Sleeps With Whom?

What we write in our blogs reveals our souls and it exposes us to the bone in the process. What we say and how we say it is the most obvious telltales of our personalities, but what we don’t say, can give away just as much. People read between the li...

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