Clueless
I remember a long time ago, back when I was 22,I met an absolutely gorgeous blonde
at a local bar.After some conversation and a couple of games of pool,
I took her back to my place and we began to make-out.
From my perspective things started getting rather heated
and I decided to undress her.
I figured that I would start with her thigh high laced leather boots.
They had long shoe laces that ran all the way up the center of the boots.
So, I started unlacing the right one and she gave me one of these
and a stern "No !"
I stopped immediately in shock, and I remember thinking,
"Oh my God, I have totally misread her signals"
It was at that moment that she said, "see, they unzip on the side".
Ohhhhhh OK.
After a full night of passion, I drove her home in the morning.
It was then, that I learned, that she was the police chief's daughter.
Years later I remember going to a dance hall with my cousin.
We met 2 gals there and I ended up with a very cute strawberry blonde.
She & I went back to her place and shared passion most of the night.
In the morning I got up to go to the bathroom and I saw lots of mens things
I asked her about this and she said, "Oh, that's just my husband's stuff."
"Husband ????"
"Yeah, he won't be back until 2 pm today."
I got out of there quick !
Thankfully, I've never been as clueless as this guy though.
Have you ever been clueless about something, that you can laugh about now ?
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Me not guilty of this,
but remember a guy I was
dating.
Out one evening he spotted
a very long pair of legs a
good looking bit of stuff as
he put it.
He could not take his eyes off
her!
Inside I was dying to bursrt out
laughing, I knew the bit of stuff
it was my pals neighbour.
I knew him and he lived with his
boyfriend.
I got some milage out of that one
for sure!!
I just wonder all my fingers and toes, are they enough to count all the women 'u shared passion with'?
We might need the assistance of a box of Cadbury chocolate fingers though!