What if....mergers.
Imagine just for a moment, if these real companies merged with one another...1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co.
could merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers might join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M could merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining might merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx could join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers might become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants would become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women might become:
Knott NOW!
And finally….
9. Hooters and Smith & Wesson could merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang.,,,
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