Who is the best british comedian ?
Lee Evens
34
4%
Jim Davidson
2
0%
Jack Dee
357
45%
Graham Norton
14
2%
Peter Kay
21
3%
Tim Vine
11
1%
Bill Bailey
15
2%
Rowan Atkinson
190
24%
Stephen Fry
11
1%
None of thee above
136
17%
Total Votes
791
If its none of the above write down and tell me because i feel i left out some very good ones.i bet i'll go when you tell me. LOL...
do you get worried of what people may think of you on first sight?
Yes
97
35%
Alittle
75
27%
Maybe
25
9%
No
78
28%
Total Votes
275
I sometimes cant help but think about this as i usualy say stupid things at the wrong time and i dont think Im the best looker in town....
can you be a muslim and british?
Yes if your parents are British
14
7%
Yes if you are born in Britain
32
17%
Yes, regardless if you were born here or not
66
35%
No, even if your parents were born in Britain
78
41%
Total Votes
190
This poll is just to get some understanding on what people think of muslims and a British identity....
Who is the next to die on Eastenders
Archie Mitchell
113
66%
Danielle Jones
14
8%
Peggy Mitchell
9
5%
Nick Cotton
4
2%
Terrence the dog
2
1%
Chops the pig
5
3%
Ronnie Mitchell
5
3%
Minty (Rick) Peterson
4
2%
Gumbo the dog
3
2%
Jack Branning
13
8%
Total Votes
172
So who get's it on Thursday...
when your looking for a long term relationship, do you go by first appearance and looks?
No, personalty is everything
23
17%
No
12
9%
Abit, not that fust
23
17%
Yes, dont want a gnome
29
22%
Abit, there maybe more beauty in than out.
40
30%
yas esecialy if they turn out to be a gorilla
3
2%
I'll have a few pints first before answering, No
0
0%
I'll have a few pints first before answering, Yes
3
2%
Total Votes
133
Just thoght I'd ask....
Would you cheer or jeer a soilder returning from iraq
massive street party
45
40%
a big smoucch on the lips
8
7%
a big hug
30
27%
a mild welcome back
18
16%
openly protest
3
3%
or spit on the war and all partenapents
8
7%
Total Votes
112
well when i returned i was spat on at the airport and called a killer i just wanted a genral feeling poll as that hurt me...
do you think its rong to throw sheep out of helicopters?
yes
54
50%
no
16
15%
i prefer throwing shaved monkeys
15
14%
i prefer old people in mobillity scooters
12
11%
dont care
10
9%
Total Votes
107
im just wonderin...
DO you think its rong to throw old people down wells?
yes
61
59%
no
17
17%
id rather throw them off cliffs
17
17%
its better down man holes
8
8%
Total Votes
103
just wondering...
Are men idiots?
But, of course!
7
7%
Without a doubt!
10
10%
The answer is in the poll question!
11
11%
Some are most of the time!
24
24%
Most are some of the time!
19
19%
They all are, all of the time!
0
0%
They most certainly are!
4
4%
All of the above!
23
23%
Total Votes
98
This will be the official answer to one of lifes unsolved mysteries to women Please vote kindly as your vote matters...
Women in khaki pants and combat boots are
Feminine and sexy
34
36%
Not very Social
11
12%
OK
18
19%
Tough and Confident
32
34%
Total Votes
95
How would you describe a lady who would apprea on a date in khaki pants and combat boots?...
Does using Skype make you uncomfortable?
Yes.
42
45%
No.
41
44%
Other...
10
11%
Total Votes
93
Sure makes me uncomfortable... Any advice?...
Are you a member of any other dating/friendship sites?
Yes...but only the free ones
41
48%
No - online dating is all new to me
13
15%
No - I wouldn't waste my money on membership fees
20
23%
Yes - am a paid up member of 1 other dating site
9
10%
Yes - am a paid up member of 2 other dating sites
2
2%
Yes - am a paid up member of several dating sites
1
1%
Total Votes
86
Hi I was just curious to see if anyone is a member of any other dating/friendship site, other than Connecting Singles? After a lot of thought, and reading reviews, I joined "loveandfriends.com" several months ago, but I wou...Read more
The Army Is A Shambles - Should We Get The Soldiers Home
Yes
73
No
10
12%
Total Votes
83
I cant remember if it was here in the UK forum that I commented a few months ago about soldiers complaining they dont have enough kit but heres another one anyway........ Army officer 'told of kit shortage' A heroic officer killed in Afghanis...Read more
You planning on playing in the polls?
Yes
31
37%
No
21
25%
Hey, is this a new feature?
31
37%
Total Votes
83
Nobody started one in the uk forums, so I thought I would! lol!...
Worst thing to do on a first date?
Bring your mum
22
27%
Tell her about ur favourite carpet samples
0
0%
Explain the off side rul over and over
2
2%
Tell her u love her
14
17%
Leave her with the bill
13
16%
sneezing over her
3
4%
"you look so much like my last girlfriend!"
28
34%
Total Votes
82
Want to see what the worst thing would be :) if youve got any more suggestions leave a comment :)xx...
where in the UK is best to visit
England
24
30%
Ireland
23
28%
Wales
6
7%
Scotland
28
35%
Total Votes
81
Vote Now...
Is it ignorant to ignore messages or flowers ? myself i would not ignore anyone, respect
Yes
52
66%
No
27
34%
Total Votes
79
I have created this Poll to see if arrogance is normal on here, if i was sent a message or flower i would at the very least reply back, even if there was no further contact. Maybe those that ignore peoples messages and flowers doing others a favou...Read more
Are women in general gold diggers
Yes
28
36%
No
38
49%
Do not know
8
10%
Do not care
4
5%
Total Votes
78
Mel Sykes divorces jobbing actor husband because he 'didn't earn enough' By Simon Cable Last updated at 8:09 PM on...
What do you think of women with very short hair or shaved heads
Excellent
12
16%
Very Good
5
6%
Good
9
12%
Well OK
22
29%
No
12
16%
Never!!!
17
22%
Total Votes
77
I think women with very short are very special and interesting! what does the rest of the group think?...
do we require tighter immigration laws in the UK
for tighter laws
52
68%
for it to maintain the status quo
24
32%
Total Votes
76
The poll is now due on the issue. we have been debating on OUR YOU PROUD TO BE BRITISH. i hope you all participate....
Should failed bank reward their staff with bonuses?
YES
10
14%
YES but not for the management staff
6
8%
Not at all
57
78%
Total Votes
73
Reward should be given only for success not for bringing the country to disaster like this one....
21,DEC,2012,end of the world,do u belive or is it just another false preditcion
i belive
7
10%
i dont belive
41
57%
i dont know that to belive
8
11%
i dont care
16
22%
Total Votes
72
over the meny years there have been meny predictions of the end of the world,the latest one, and one that seams to be moor fear'd is dec 21,2012, theres meny idea's of what will happen, some think that in the 1980's there was a discovery of a 10th...Read more
Could you date some one with a disabled child????
yes
63
no
6
8%
no way to much like hard work
3
4%
Total Votes
72
Having a wonderful disabled child who is my life...im beinging to wonder why men/women run away from dating someone with a disabled child. The role of carer isnt an easy one...this i know....but i do contact men who when they found out my child is...Read more
Fave alchoholic drink outta these ???
Cheeky Vimpto's
2
3%
Tonic wine AKA Buckfast
1
1%
Jack Daniels
11
16%
Aftershock
1
1%
Red or White wine
14
20%
Zambuca
2
3%
Fosters
3
4%
Vodka
15
21%
Martini
0
0%
Other
21
30%
Total Votes
70
:p...
If u had to lose one of the following which would u choose.....
sight
3
4%
hearing
7
10%
speech
8
12%
smell
51
74%
Total Votes
69
i ask coz ive lost my hearing in both ears due to infection and its got me wondering what on earth id do if i was really deaf. NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE MENT...
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