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I got the dating site blues.....

Woke up this mornin'

Crawled on outta' my bed

I said I woke up this mornin'

And I crawled on outta' my bed.

Well, I couldn't stand up

Cause I got the blues in my head.



Now the blues they come callin'

Cause I'm all alone

Now the blues they come a' callin'

Cause I'm all alone

I don't have no man

To call my very own.



The doctor told me I got the dating site blues

Well, that doctor told me I got the dating site blues

He said there ain't hope

Till I find someone true.



John Lee Hooker eat ya' heart out!!! laugh
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50 Unconventional Things to Do In Your Lifetime...

Just came across this list on the internet and thought it was interesting.

Was also suprised to find that I HAVE done quite a few of the things on the list, and would love to do most of the other things!! roll eyes doh laugh

1. Search for UFOs and aliens in Roswell, New Mexico.

2. Go on a ghost tour.

3. Race a car or motorcycle on the salt flats of Utah.

4. Walk on a boardwalk at 2 am.

5. Be in a movie, whether as an extra or as the star.

6. Pan for gold in a mountain stream.

7. Watch the sun rise and set in the same day.

8. Go outside and dance in a rainstorm.

9. Become a viral video star.

10. Take the tour of Disney World’s underground tunnel system.

11. Camp at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

12. Have a credit on IMDB.com.

13. Be in a talk show audience.

14. Help someone help their self.

15. Adopt a pet from a shelter or rescue group.

16. Inner tube down a river.

17. Run a business.

18. Visit a food factory.

19. Go camping somewhere that has no contact to the outside world.

20. Help family members achieve their goals and dreams.

21. Watch all the top rated films of all time.

22. Take a spontaneous road trip.

23. Write an article for a newspaper or magazine.

24. Fail several times at something.

25. Make an oil painting.

26. Work at a zoo or aquarium.

27. Create a website.

28. Work a job you hate.

29. Get to know yourself and those closest to you.

30. Hunt for treasure.

31. Confront at least one of your big fears.

32. At least attempt to tackle every dream and goal you’ve ever had.

33. Befriend an enemy.

34. Make friends with very successful people.

35. Take one day to just watch the clouds and take one night just to watch the stars.

36. Travel for a full year.

37. Raise a Seeing Eye puppy.

38. Read all your favorite books again.

39. Work less, live more.

40. Vacation on a house boat.

41. Find what you were meant to do.

42. Live without email, IM, or your cell phone for a week.

43. Join a peaceful protest for a cause you support.

44. Be on a TV news program for something positive.

45. Watch a movie being filmed.

46. Stomp grapes at a vineyard.

47. Create an invention.

48. Get your name and biography on Wikipedia.

49. Learn how to drive a tractor.

50. Do all your favorite things from childhood: skip rocks, build a tree house, go fishing, whatever, but have fun!
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A Walk on the Wild Side....

Well....only wild in the sense that it was extremely windy yesterday!! laugh

Went to see the bluebell wood, just down the road from me. I've missed the bluebells this past couple of years and was hoping to catch them in full bloom yesterday, but they were on their way out. They'd also got really battered by the gales that we had a couple of days ago, so all their leaves were flat on the floor! Still made for a beautiful sight though, carpeting the entire woodland in blue happy place happy place

That wind really did a lot of damage...saw at least a half dozen trees down, and huge 20' branches strewn all over the footpath. Of course, I had to stop and pet everyone's doggies en route too! roll eyes grin purple heart Always enjoy that. My old boxer would have been picking up all those huge branches and dragging them along until he would get them wedged and then he would tug and pull at them until they broke free, when he would be all pleased with himself, and proudly trot on with whatever remained of the branch! flex laugh

Went down to the loch edge, to where I like to sit on the boat jetty, but the boat jetty was a bit worse for wear!! It had a pretty bad tilt to the port side, and I wasn't sure if I should risk it....but you know me.... "Dangerous Jan"!! laugh help help Couldn't help myself grin The loch looked amazing...the water had turned a deep slate-green and was covered in white horses, as the wind whipped it up...looked more like the Atlantic Ocean! Every time a wave hit the jetty it would judder really badly and I thought.... "Hope I can still swim!!!" uh oh laugh

Even the hares seemed to be enjoying the wind and the sunshine....running all over the fields, looking like they were just running for the sheer pleasure of it! joy joy cartwheel The swallows were having the time of their lives too....They were flitting in and out of the corner of the wood and flying into the wind (no doubt catching flies), before hitting the full force of the wind as it came around the corner, resulting in them being flipped back around and blown about 100mph back the way they had come! I went and stood right underneath them, and could see them in all their beautiful detail. Such pretty and elegant birds bowing bowing purple heart

Had to teach myself to weave last night!...my bamboo screening had been ripped apart by the gale so I had to figure a way of repairing it. Was out there for half an hour and by the time I got back inside I was like an iceberg! cold Thawed out, to my pretend wood-burning stove, and watched a rom-com called "Catch and Release". I must admit, that I only initially watched it as I have a silly school-girl crush on Timothy Olyphant smitten smitten , but actually the film turned out to be a little gem of film. I was crying and laughing my way through the entire movie... another wonderful character-led story from the creator of Erin Brockovich.
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Getting a bit breezy out there!!!!....

Wow!! It's getting a bit windy out there today!! It's probably gusting around force 9-10 just now, and is set to get up to 75mph tonight!! Just in the last hour it's ripped two large branches off the big oak tree at the bottom of the garden...just a few feet from my sheds!! uh oh Have just been out in the garden to tie everything down that's moveable!! uh oh

Actually....I love it when it's like this!! grin grin yay yay
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A Fine Romance...

Watched a rom-com last night called "Prime"...it wasn't the best film that I have ever seen, but it was good. Just the story of a 37 year old divorcee who meets and falls in love with a 23 year old guy!! .... and all the ensueing mayhem that follows!! LOL The star of the film was very definitely Meryl Streep who plays Uma Therman's therapist.... and, as turns out, the 23 year old's mother!! ....some really funny, cringe-worthy moments to be had in their therapy sessions, as Uma describes her new found love life, and goes into rather too many details!!!! LOL

Some of the soundtrack was very good too, and I looked up one of the artists this morning as I loved her voice. She is a British jazz singer called Stacey Kent, and upon listening to her music on Amazon, I have fallen in love with her albums! Have treated myself to one...so can't wait for that to arrive.... Classic songs like "Fools Rush In", "I Won't Dance" and "A Fine Romance".
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Amazing Swifts & Unlikely Playmates!....

Yippee! ... the Swifts have reached 56 degrees north!!!! They are now basking in a balmy 14 degrees roll eyes laugh

Swifts are amazing little creatures...they fly here all the way from Africa, can fly at 20,000 feet and believe it or not, catch food, collect nesting material, drink, mate and even sleep whilst on the wing!!! Incredible!! bowing bowing bowing

Went for a walk with a friend today...only a short one, as he has M.E. as well, but managed to see a red squirrel, some roe deer, a great spotted woodpecker, a couple of hares and some small whites (butterflies). Had a yummy coffee and cake in Dunkeld too, which is always welcome grin


On a different note...my all time favourite doggies are boxers. I have had the great privilege of owning two of these wonderful little bundles of fun over the past few years and if I could, would have another one in a heartbeat. purple heart Anyway, last night I came across a lovely story of a white boxer who was playing with his ball in the sea. dancing dog His tennis ball was bobbing about in the water and he was just about to retrieve it, when up popped a young seal!! The dog was so shocked wow at the site of this strange little creature that he paddled closer to have a sniff and try and figure out what it was. Boxers are like that....they have a very inquisitive nature, but in my experience, they are not vicious at all to other animals. However, the seal had other ideas, and wacked the boxer around the nose with his flipper!!!!! laugh A passing walker happened to have her camera with her and captured some great close-up photos of these two unlikely playmates!! laugh

Here's the link if you want to see the photos:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1376429/Boxer-dog-gets-slap-seal-game-fetch.html
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Better to light a candle than curse the darkness..

Watched a wonderful program yesterday called “The Lighthouse Stevensons”. It was about the family of civil engineers that built many of Scotland’s lighthouses during the 1800’s. I have always loved the sea, and have always had a fascination for lighthouses. Have been fortunate enough to visit many of them and even climb to the top of a few of them (most of them are closed to the public).

Between 1807-1810 Robert Stevenson built the world’s oldest surviving sea-washed lighthouse, 12 miles off the coast of Arbroath, in the middle of the North Sea! It has just celebrated it’s 200th anniversary and is still going strong!!!! Amazing!!! One of the many things on my “Bucket List” is to take the boat out from Arbroath and go and visit it. I did look into it a few years ago, but unfortunately the skipper needed 10 people to make it worth his while doing the long journey. I didn’t know 9 other people who were as enthusiastic about lighthouses as me….so unfortunately I didn’t get to go.

A few years ago I had a holiday on the magical island of Tiree and was lucky enough to be able to take the boat out to a similar lighthouse, 11 miles out into the Atlantic…called Skerryvore. The sea was quite rough to say the least…my old boxer doggie purple heart was used to boat trips out to remote places, but even he was looking pretty miserable on that boat!! Due to the high swell, nobody could stand up on that trip, and he went from person to person trying to wedge himself in between people’s feet to stop himself sliding across the floor! When we finally reached Skerryvore it was an amazing site. It is thought by many to be the world’s most graceful lighthouse, rising up out of the ocean to 156’. Our little boat couldn’t go too near as the swell was so rough and the jagged rocks seemed to be everywhere. Suprisingly….no bird life at all except for the silhouette of a few lone shags, standing on the rocks with their black wings outstretched in the wind. Quite a strange sensation really….. very awe inspiring but at the same time, quite eerie.

… Anyway… you’ve got me rambling on about two of my passions…. lighthouses happy place and islands happy place I could be here all night so I’ll shut up now!! laugh

professor PS. There is no better feeling than being dropped off by a wee boat onto an uninhabited island, with only the promise of the skipper that he will come back in 3 hours and pick you up!!!!! yay yay grin
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a modern day Gary Cooper...

This evening’s viewing will be the 2nd series of the US critically acclaimed drama “Justified”. I have only just discovered this, and am completely hooked!

“Justified is the story of Deputy US Marshal Raylan Givens, a 19th-century-style true-blue hero, clad in Stetson and cowboy boots. cowboy Tough but softly spoken, Givens enforces his own personal brand of justice that's as at conflict with American law as it is with the criminals. After shooting a gun thug in a Miami hotel and incurring the wrath of his superiors, Givens is sent - as punishment or by fate - to his Kentucky hometown, where his ex-wife is shacked up with somebody new, his former best friend is a murderous white supremacist, and nobody ever offers him some southern hospitality”…… It’s a bit like Midsommer Murders, but with crazed hillbillies around every corner and a very handsome US Marshal who can draw his gun quicker than you can say Dirty Harry.

Well… us single gals need something nice to look at now and again!! love smitten happy place grin
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After a difficult month ... a wonderful day out!

Well, after 3.5 long weeks of being really poorly I finally got out and about yesterday, so hopefully this "bad patch" is over now!! I have missed most of the nice weather these past few weeks so was determined to get out and enjoy it.

As it was a bank holiday weekend, I wanted to avoid all the crowds. If you know this area well, you can always find a place to go for a bit of peace and quiet. It was a beautifully warm and sunny day yesterday... my neighbour was even sunbathing in her garden when I left! ... Maybe I should have been sat in my garden (it's a real sun-trap), but having a peculiar tendency to "do different"...I headed out to the coldest, windiest and most exposed place I could think of!!!! ha ha. Drove up over the wee back roads around Aylth and up to a remote wind farm. It's a stunning location and I have been a few times.. the most memorable was during the winter when the entire place was coated in thick ice. Felt (and looked!) like the Arctic!!

I had remembered to take my binoculars this time...was determined to spot some red grouse, and wasn't disappointed. :O) There were loads of small copper butterflies (think that's what they were). They are such strong fliers...the wind was no match for them! Loads of roe deer, curlew, skylarks, buzzards, and even tadpoles in the shallow pools! Wonderful! When you get to the top of the hill, there is a 360 degree uninterupted view of all of the surrounding hills and mountains in Fife, Angus and Perthshire.

With a refreshed spirit, I headed on down and off to have a pot of tea at the Glenshee Pottery. Had to wait a wee while for it as their kettle boils on an AGA so had a look around their craft shop and treated myself to some local honey with Edradour whisky added.

I shouldn't really have gone the long way around (too much for me) but it was such a stunningly beautiful day that I decided to drive home via the wee roads above the A9. Always a joy! One of my favourite animals are hares, and I was determined to see one on the way home. I know they are around locally but so far this year haven't seen any. Spent the afternoon driving at 10-25mph with the windows down enjoying the sunshine and seeing all the sites you miss when you are driving at a normal speed.... red squirrels, roe deer with young, leaping lambs, colourful jays, partridges doing what partridges do at this time of the year, and .... last but not least.... 23 hares!!!! Yippee!! One of them was a young leveret, sitting very close to the road. Through binoculars he was so close I could see the sunlight glinting off water droplets on his ears!! … Magical!!

It’s days like these that renew the spirit and cleanse the soul!! :O)
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It's a marvellous night for a moondance....

If you look up to the skies tonight you may notice that the moon appears bigger than normal. The moon will be within 90 per cent of its closest possible distance to the earth, or 221,567 miles away. It's the closest the moon has been to Earth in 19 years!

I'm going to be looking skyward, but the clear skies of the day have now been replaced by a lot of thick cloud, so I probably won't see anything.
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The Wrong Sort of Snow...

All that snow and ice we've had during the past few months, and I never did manage to build a snowman. However, I had an afternoon out to Dunkeld today (my favourite place) and built my very own mini snowman... They say that size doesn't matter, and I'm glad of that, because the snow wasn't the right type for serious snowman contruction. It was so icy that you couldn't do anything with it other than built a "snow-pile" however, if I have one thing, it is patience, and I waited until I came across a patch of snow that was thawing. My snowman was only 10" high, but he did have a lovely "stick" smile, two twinkly eyes and a stick nose....quite cute really, and bound to give the next person on that footpath something to talk about!! laugh snowman2 snowman2 snowman2 snowman2
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RE: my newly aquired e-bay selling skills....

Have decided to do a bit of multi-tasking...so am putting up things for sale on e-bay whilst writing posts on CS..... Although, judging by my multi-tasking in the kitchen the other night, maybe that's not quite such a good idea! uh oh laugh
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