Ever Wonder...
EVER WONDER? … LOL!!¦Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
¦Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
¦Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
¦Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
¦Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
¦Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
¦Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
¦Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
¦Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
¦Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
¦Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
¦You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
¦Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
¦Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
¦I like this one!!! If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
¦If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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One of my favorites as well...