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I'm pretty sure that this lock down will give birth to some inventions, be it good or bad, useful or useless. There will be inventions.
Who knows maybe a pill/cure for the gullible, or those that are embarrassed of their own nationality and always trying to be what they are not?

Here are some of the weird and awesome inventions that were created out of boredom:

LED Slippers.

Ironing Board Mirror.


To-Do Tattoo.

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Anti-pervert Hairy Leg Stockings.


Mountain Buggy Bagrider Stroller Suitcase.?

Some good ideas.....

Why Are You Reading This?....................You Have Not The Intention Of Even Replying Here..............And?....... Of Course I Know It................... And Of Course ...............You Know It Also..........But Yet You Will Read On....... And Why?....Because You Cant Resist Of What It Is Next On Here That I Will Say


"So You Find Yourself In A Lobby.....And You Think... "Am I Really Here?"
"You're Feeling A Ways Far Off....And Over You Comes A Friendly Fear"
"But You're Not In Any Mood.............For Anyone Who Tries To Get Near"

"It's Awfully Hard When You Cant Do.........................What Somebody Else Can"
"So Ashamed Of Your Deficiency ............... You Bury Your Face In Your Hands"
"But In The End It Does Not Matter ...Memories Are Buried There In Your Sands"

"And Here I Go".....................................Telling It Just The Way It Is"
"Here You Come"...........................................With A Lashing Back"
"Until Confusion Reigns"...And Theres Nothing There Left To Lack"

"Some Times You Think That You Will"............"But It Seems That You Always Stop Short"
"Dont Want To Go And Say The Wrong Thing"......And For Sure Dont Want To Be Caught"
"In Something That You Cant Get Out Of"..."Even If You Went On And Fought And Fought"

"Heh.... I Always Tell It Like It Is"...And Because I Asked You Not To Do That Again?"
"All Of Yourself Went Silent"...Christ...... One Would Think Ive Done The Mortal Sin"
"The Loss Aint Mine.... Its Yours"..."Throw Them All Away... In The Throw Away Bin"

"And There I Go"..............................."Im Telling The Truth Again"
"There Aint No Loss ....................When One Was Not Possessing"
"For It Doesnt Matter...................... For When It Boils On Down"
"They Search For The Best".......Theyre Looking..Their Addressing"

(This Blog Is Rated "B"....You Must Have Brains)

Oh No!!....Here We Go Again!! ..............................With One Of His Writings Once More........................ They Are Always Extremely............And I Do Really Mean.......................... Hard To Understand.......But We Shall Endure Because We Must Get To The End!!!


"And They Assumed........ That The Only Way They Would See"
"Was The Way............................ They Had Thought It Could Be"
"But A Ways On Down....... On That Road With A Name Of Life"
"It Did Nothing Out Right...................................... So Much Strife"

"Why Did They Invent ....................................That Word Named Assume?"
"In Most Cases?....................................................... It Has Ended In Doom"
"And Handing Out The Orders................. But Were They To Be So Clear?"
"So The General Thought And Assumed..... Ushering An End Oh So Near"

"I Am Assuming ...............That You Might Read This All"
"But Before It Began.............. Had You Made Your Call?"
"And For Sure I Just Know.. You'll Read On To The End"
"But Watch Out!.... What Is That There Behind That Bend?"

"So You Like To Lay It Down................................... With Revenge And Intent"
"But The Brain Shrink So Small.....................So?.......... Inside You Will Vent"
"Might It Be Best So To Let It All Out?".....And Not Be Afraid With Your Fear?"
"For They're Only Just Words But Still? ..............You'll Be Where You Were"

"But Most People?.............. Are At Best.............. When Assuming"
"When They're On.... Your Side............... When You Are Booming"
"You Will Feel So Strong And Now?..... You're Full Ready To Bash"
"But Don't Forget That Bend?............................. You Might Crash!!"

"Still At Your Best With The Boasting................. Strongly So................. Behind That Screen"
"With Them There Behind You................... So Bad......................The Meanest Of The Mean"
"But Be Careful Though... You Just Might Get Caught... Its A Feeling So Horrible Trust Thee"
"That You Just Might Want..... To Delete That Blog..... It Is All Now.... That Can Set You Free"

"Giver Of Blues"

"Life In A Chair... At A Desk... With Those Hands... Is But All That Some Shall Ever Know"
"With The Flick Of A Switch? You Are Off Curtains Opened........As You Begin Your Show"
"But You've Got To Secure Those Headlines................. To Open Up With Your New News"
"We've Already Heard It A Hundred Times Man And Yes.......... You're The Giver Of Blues"

"And They'll Never Ever Go Away Its For Sure...................... There Will Be Oh So Much More"
"Why Read The News?... There's The Giver Of Blues... Except For The Reporting Of Scores"
"Every Day Its The Same............ We Already Know But Here It Comes Again..... Daily Gloom"
"And I Fully Expect....... That It Will Never Stop ......Or Might I Say That Word........... Assume?"

(Respect The Respected Unexpected)
"This Blog Is Rated "G" (General Audiences)..."If There Is Such The Thing Here"

Just Look At This From A Neutral Point Of View...........If Thats Even Possible For Some Of You.....................And Yeah......Its All About This Virus............ That Has Made Its Way To Every Continent...................... Except Antarctica

As Far As Im Concerned? This Virus Did Not Start In Those So Called "Wet Markets"
Did You Know That In The City Of Wuhan... They Have The.. "Institute Of Virology" ("The Chinese Academy Of Science") And Its Been Up And Running Since 2015 People
And What Is Their Specialty?
This Institute?... Does "Dangerous" Research... On Bats.... And All Sorts Of Carona Viruses
Im Wondering.... Why The Research?

1 Chinese Person Of Authority... That Did Speak Freely Early On?...Quickly Did An About Face On The Answer Given Previously....Seems That Means This Person Was Told To Shut Up
And Lets Not Forget The Doctor That Raised That Early Warning Back In December.... And Then Mysteriously Died From The Virus Very Fast..(Did He Really Die From The Virus?) Eyebrows Are Starting To Raise On This Question

And During His Revealing And Warning... Before China Finally Revealed What Was Going On To The World?...China (In A Flash) Bought 2 Million Masks... And Most Of Any Medical Supplies That Would Be Needed For This Carona Virus..........(Sounds Like A Plan To Me)..."How About You?)

It Is Now Coming To The Conclusion That... From The "Institute Of Virology?" 1 Of The Workers There Brought It Out With Them Unintentionally (Or Was It Intentional?)
And Was It A Coincidence That Recently... Russian Aircraft..... Had To Be "Escorted"..(A Nice Word For Saying "Get Ta Hell Out Of Our Area) Out Of Alaskan Air Space?
And Is It A Coincidence Once Again That China Is Flexing Its Muscles All Around The South China Sea All Of A Sudden?

Is It That The Russians And Chinese Are Probing Around To See If The USA Has Any Weaknesses?
Is It Possible That These 2 Countries Are In This Together?

The So Called... "Wet Markets Excuse"... Worked For A While....But That Excuse Is Rapidly... Going Down The Drain.. Real Fast...As More Conclusive Evidence Is Becoming The Reality

Believe What You Want To People...But The Recent Activities Of These 2 Countries...Combined With This Virus Originating In Wuhan.... (Where There Just So Happens To Be A Research Laboratory That's Involved In Research On This Very Virus That's Causing Mayhem All Over The World...Suggest That Either It Was Unintentional And Came From The Institute...Or It Was Intentional With A Purpose In Mind
(And I Wonder What That Purpose Just Might Be?)

The Actual Facts Point To The "Chinese Institute"...And Why?
Because The Chinese Authorities Are Allowing Those "Wet Markets" To Reopen Once Again (Suggesting That They Know It Didn't Come From Those "Wet Markets"

And...It Just Might Be A Ploy To Try To Get Rid Of Trump ...And Have Those Wonderful Democrat Admirers And "Defenders Of China" In Control Of The USA

With This "Virus Pandemic?".... We Could All End Up In A Bigger Situation Than We Might Be Thinking
Because......It Is Teetering On The Cliff Of......... "Germ Warfare"

(Time To Drive Those 2 Hours Left For Today)

Roll up Roll up Rolllll up

I, your host, invite you to a drink of your choice

Craft beers? We've got 'em
TRADITIONAL beers? We've got 'em too!

Wine lover? We've got you sorted!

Spirits? Whatever takes your fancy!

Cocktails? Oh boy have we got them too.................

And introducing, our world famous Coronapocalypse cocktail!

ingredients:

1/2 bottle of corona beer
1 dose of isolation
1 dose of frustration
1 shot of kahlua(because it's in so many cocktails, right?)
1 shot of sambuca(because aniseed, mmmm)
1 shot of who gives a fúck
and 1 shot of i might be going crazy!

"I Don"t Have To Pick Up A Load Until Tomorrow At 11 AM........................... So Im In Luck................... Because Being In This Truck Until Then?...............Ive Got Nothing Else To Do......Yeah.... I Know...........Youll Just Have To Put Up With Me
This Will Be About The Next Second... Or Minutes... Or Hours... of Anybody"s Life
One Never Knows
"What Could Happen Next"

As Long As There Is The Time?...................To Think Up And Make Up The Rhyme?.........................It Shall be Returned To Thee Without Fine..................................If It Matters to You?...........Then It Is Fine......And Another Shot At The Wine

"Do You Think It May Be The Right Time On This Day?"
"Might You Be Dissatisfied.............. The Least To Say?"
"Could You Bring On Back............. Those Yesterdays?"
"Or Are You ....................That Child Who Cannot Play?"

"And What About........ All Of Them That You Might Read?"
"About All Of Those......... Truly Ghastly Unsightly Deeds?"
"Will You Be Remembering........ Those Who Are In Need"
"While You Hide Away............................ All Of Your Greed"

"But Will It Ever Change?" .................... "No Matter Of What It Is You May Do?"
"Humanity Ranks The Lowest Second"...."It Was Never Ever... Something New"
"For We Were All Born"............................................................"Only Just To Die"
"And It Stands To Reason"........................................"Why At Birth A Baby Cries"
"Dont Be Asking Me Why"

"But Once Again You Will Not Listen"...."No Matter What It Is That They Say"
"When They Told You It Was Coming"....."Today Tomorrow....... Or One Day"
"But When The Man's Almighty Fist"...."Comes A Crashing On Down Upon You"
"Heh!......... Tomorrow Will Be Here"..."Tell Us"..What Are You.......... Gonna Do?"

"So Help Them Help Them..........................Gather All Around"
"Theyre So High Up ..They'll Never Get To Come Back Down"
"And As They Silently ...........................Start The Fade Away?"
"Then Youll Know............... You Cant Help.............. Yesterday"

(Go Figure).......(Mess With The Head)....(This Is Rated "G") ..(General Audiences)

Part 1

Mrs. Crompton was cycling home to her little cottage in the village when she came upon two diminutive, downcast figures sitting on the grassy bank by the side of the track. She had a very caring nature and so could not help but stop and ask the reason for their sad demeanour.

“We’ve lost our jobs and been turned out of the big house, where we were employed by Mrs. Strong-Cummings, or her ladyship, as we used to call her,” said one of the small characters. “Now we have nowhere to live, and don’t know where our next meal will come from.”

“Oh dear me,” said Mrs. Crompton, “what was your work at the big house, and why were you turned out?”

“We’ve got special talents, as you might call them,” he continued. “We were taken on by her ladyship as pleasure midgets, and she kept us busy most evenings. Then, all a sudden, we lost our urges, and no amount of talent is any good without the urges. She put up with it for about a week before she said as how a pair of frigid midgets was no good to her, and sent us a packing.”

Mrs. Crompton was very moved by their story, although she didn’t dwell for too long on the nature of their previous occupation. “Look’” she said, “I’ve got a large garden, and now I’m getting older, it is too much work for me to look after it properly. I can’t afford to pay you anything I’m afraid, but if you would like to come and look after my garden for me, I will give you food and a place to sleep.”

The midgets looked at one another and their little faces broke into beaming smiles. “Oh yes! they both cried out together.”

“Do you two little gentlemen have names?” asked Mrs. Crompton.

“I’m Wam,” said one, “I’m Bam,” said the other.

“PLeased to meet you Wam and Bam, now if you both jump into the basket on the front of my bicycle, it’s time we were getting home for tea.”
And off they sped along the track, towards the village and Mrs. Crompton’s little cottage.

After tea, when Mrs. Crompton had shown Wam and Bam where they would sleep, the three of them chatted about this and that, and Mrs. Crompton asked the midgets about their life at the big house. They told her about her ladyship’s lavish dinner parties, where she would get them to entertain her guests with their very unusual and amusing party trick. They described how a guest would be asked to put a small, personal object into a wooden box, and they -blindfolded and not allowed to use their hands- would have to identify what that object was. Mrs. Crompton didn’t hear all of the story; she found that she “would quite like another cup of tea”, and went off to make it before it was finished.


Next morning, straight after breakfast, the midgets were shown the garden, and given their instructions for the day. Not much was required of them; all they had to do was remove the dead roses from their stems, and pull up all the weeds from between the rose bushes. They enjoyed the work, and turned out to be very efficient at it. On the second day, they were shown how to tend the herb garden, and how to grow new plants from seed, in the greenhouse.

I'm a pretty good investor. I don't know whether it's my expertise in finance or just luck, but my investment strategies over the years have put me well into the high net worth category.

But after all the years I've been at the game, I still don't get the gold thing. What is this obsession with gold as an investment? I think it's 99% hype and 1% sensible.

If you bought gold exactly 10 years ago today, it would be worth 46% more today.

But if you had bought the stock market exactly 10 years ago today (using S&P 500) it would be worth 133% more today.

And that's in the middle of the worst economic crisis in US history when gold is supposed to be worth so much more and stocks are supposed to be worthless.

Exactly what kind of catastrophe would be necessary for this so-called advantage to owning gold to pay off? Armageddon? If Armageddon happened I think your net worth in tradable currency would be the least of your worries.

Gold isn't a substitute for water. You can't eat it. Are people going to suddenly worry about how fancy they look during the Apocalypse and cause a sudden skyrocketing demand for gold plated medical masks and hand sanitizer bottles? In a catastrophe of the apparent magnitude necessary to get this elusive payoff from gold I think food and water would be much more valuable than some shiny metal object. Heck, even eating paper currency sounds more appetizing than eating gold.