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The recipe for beauty is to have less illusion and more Soul,to retreat from the belief of pain or pleasure in the body into the unchainging calm and glorious freedom of spiritual harmony.

The voice is so soft for you to hear,my actions are too weak for you to see.But if you would only listen carefully,you''ll hear the sound of my heart that says''From now until forever I''ll be always here.''

After last night experince now i understand why majority of people from here don't post threads.It happened to me wrting threads to be attacked by some ''old forumists here'' many times and to make me from a good person a bad one.Well i read many threads here and when come someone new here anewbie and the peopel who post in forums by a long time ,they start attack him/her like wolves,oh god is not good this ,all we ahve the right to an opinion,and i told many times and repeat if someone write a thread and people read they can write an opinion to the subject not to attack person just to show themselves they are stronger here.I wonder why we show even here the anger,the hate,the black nd bad irony on this site,which must be a site for finding love.People let's try be good not hate nobody life is short,u like a thread u write,u don't like u don't write,but don't be bad ,don't judge others here if u never saw them in real,don't judge them after theur colour,their country,their thinking.Is a free site for free opinion let's be better.Is sad like good people abandon to write in forum,and i understand them now they prefer just read and stay away by some people who just like to judge,and come in evidence be ironic with other's opinions and remain to post in forums just few people good and the rest who just play with a black humour and want attention from others through their bad acts.Was my opion here,what i felt fom my experince from last night,i don't want attention how accised em others just express myself and evrybody is free to do it,and i learned something last night,that is good to stay away by actions who can hurt u.thanks for reading!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

After thinking for a moment, Watson replies:

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Relations may be based on business

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Possibilty of abusive relationships

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Look forward for huge debt in near future

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

That combination will be life's biggest disaster

Why do we call oranges orange, but we do not call apples red, limes green, or lemons yellow?

Because they cannot make up a name for oranges. May be they should name them juicies.


* OFFICE ARITHMETIC *

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Possibilty of tax fraud

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Overworked employees will increase sick leaves

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Boss's job at risk

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Increased chances of company bankruptcy

When snow melts where does the white go?

It flows away with the melting snow.


*SHOPPING MATH *

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn't need.

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Because it is not stick to the lips. So you can use the lipstick to move around your lips.


* GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS *

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. **

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

I am rest assured you cannot get baby oil from a baby squeeze. You will only let the baby scream.


* HAPPINESS *
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. **


* LONGEVITY *

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only one bra?

A pair of pants is used for two legs. Answer about Bra only ladies know.


* PROPENSITY TO CHANGE *

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. **

Why is a bell only heard once it rings?

I cannot hear a non ringing bell. How about you ?

I MISS YOU NOT BECAUSE YOU MISS ME BUT BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO FEEL THE EMPTINESS WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE.I LOVE YOU NOT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME BUT BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING.I NEVER KNEW EXISTED BEFORE.

I DON'T ASK YOU TO STAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT.NO WHY'S,NO HOW'S,NO BUT'S NO PROMISES.JUST STAY.IT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH.

IF KISSES WERE STARS, I'D GIVE YOU THE SKY.IF TOUCHES WERE TEARS,I WOULD CRY.IF LOVE WAS WATER,I'D GIVE YOU THE SEA.AND BE WITH YOU FOREVER FOR ALL ETERNITY.

I'LL REACH FOR YOUR HAND IN THE COLD OF WINTER,I'LL REACH FOR YOUR HAND IN THE HEAT OF SUMMER.BUT IF MY SHORT LIFE CAN'T REACH THE DAWN OF SPRING,I PROMISE IN HEAVEN,I'LL REACH YOU WITH MY WINGS.

IT'S HARD TO TELL YOUR MIND TO STOP LOVING SOMEONE WHEN YOUR HEART STILL DOES.