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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Liked | Created | Last Comment |
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Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!... | Unknown | 3,460 | 14 | 0 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown | |
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beaut... | Unknown | 382 | 3 | 0 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown | |
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo... | Unknown | 323 | 7 | 0 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown | |
A poets prayerMaybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)... | Unknown | 538 | 3 | 0 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 jazzy75 | |
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad SpellingThis is about as evil as I get...God help me!... | Unknown | 951 | 10 | 0 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown | |
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!... | Unknown | 470 | 0 | 0 | Sep 2009 | ||
Were you aware of this awareness day?I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo... | Unknown | 440 | 0 | 0 | Sep 2009 | ||
"Rover come Over" (Humor)The affection a dog has for it's owner.... | Unknown | 436 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown | |
On the Brink of a BankBroke... | Unknown | 492 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 trurorob | |
Get NoticedThrow that shoe ... Get on the wagon and join in .. Make a game of throwing that shoe .. Who can you throw at today ..... | virgosingle | 500 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Jul 2012 Unknown | |
haiku...lol#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.... | Unknown | 317 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown | |
The Spel ChekerI have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your... | Juneau | 692 | 5 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 | |
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag WhiskeySaw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.... | Juneau | 3,128 | 3 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Juneau | |
God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or... | Juneau | 607 | 2 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 trurorob | |
Damsel In DistressThere's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!... | Unknown | 370 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown | |
fishermana true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping t... | Unknown | 449 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown | |
Smilelets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live... | Unknown | 404 | 4 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown | |
It may have beenIt may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her sil... | Unknown | 255 | 0 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown | |
Your having a laughLighthearted take on celebs... | Unknown | 352 | 1 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown | |
A WOMANIt's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mi... | diash | 410 | 3 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 boyshchrm6 | |
i paid her to please me .. .not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in r... | virgosign | 911 | 7 | 0 | Oct 2009 | May 2011 virgosign | |
Empty NestAn "empty-nesters" poem... | amahlala | 464 | 17 | 0 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Redex | |
I can hide in a boxI can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have... | Unknown | 351 | 2 | 0 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown | |
NumbersYou can imagine all numbers must think this way.... | Unknown | 475 | 5 | 0 | Nov 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown | |
drink poemshows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub... | scarwolve | 348 | 5 | 0 | Nov 2009 | Apr 2010 Unknown | |
desperateJust for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess... | Unknown | 328 | 2 | 0 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 QuietStormF | |
Playing TetrisAs i watch the screen moving The coloured blocks ,moving from side to side I flick the keys the blocks flip up side an side to side My ies focu... | wayne34 | 501 | 0 | 0 | Nov 2009 | ||
acidlife is like acid.......... lets trip.... | Unknown | 451 | 2 | 0 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown | |
?If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.... | Unknown | 295 | 1 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown | |
where did I put my keys?Something i do on a regular basis and i'm sure many of you can relate................. | Unknown | 561 | 5 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Juneau | |
Cold Begins....Hate the cold weather!!!! lol... | Tiger_Dan | 643 | 7 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Tiger_Dan | |
Late for workGot up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it... | Unknown | 430 | 7 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown | |
tummy rummblingmy tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh... | Unknown | 444 | 3 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown | |
A Note from SantaJust a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat... | Unknown | 309 | 1 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown | |
A poem I wrote with Fridge MagnetsI wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess.... | Unknown | 340 | 0 | 0 | Dec 2009 | ||
All In the findingThis is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.... | Unknown | 281 | 1 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 jazzy75 | |
Xmas ShoppingShopping in the winter is sometimes like this.... | boyshchrm6 | 615 | 9 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 | |
April Horror ShowHi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD... | Tiger_Dan | 570 | 4 | 0 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Tiger_Dan | |
I had a hippopotomusShare | I had a hippopotamus User Rating: 9.5 /10 (6 votes) - vote - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Print friendly v... | Tedmsc | 343 | 0 | 0 | Dec 2009 | ||
Funny honeyyour my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops... | Unknown | 3,059 | 1 | 0 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 jazzy75 | |
"Riding high"a blast from the past...circa late 60's... | Unknown | 422 | 2 | 0 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 | |
One Bad TripNow I am off on a really bad trip Who said the circus was a really good tip, Millions of lions chasing me down A bearded woman and a killer crazed... | Unknown | 717 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2010 | Feb 2014 Unknown |
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