| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Liked | Created | Last Comment |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean CompetitionThis is a true story...it was related to me by a friend of my cousin who had a dog who spoke to the mailman who had a girlfriend who had a pet rabbit... | steve1223 | 425 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Dakota JimI'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester An... | steve1223 | 396 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
 ~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4uI had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D... | Unknown | 494 | 15 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown | |
Lucky meThere's a chance I haven't lost my phone which is great because it cost a lot more than a comb and i still have hair.... | Unknown | 326 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
 Crazy Note tonight !!!!!!!!!To have fun and be crazy while writing and exspressing words.... | breathless22 | 308 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 breathless22 | |
Salvador's South Indian FoodDown the street and round the corner Lives a South Indian man Money tight and bills keep coming Need a way to find to earn Loved to potter round... | steve1223 | 653 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
 aspergus moondoctor roland/mysterious lorentz... | lorentz | 479 | 6 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz | |
The WeddingWas driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result.... | steve1223 | 439 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
on line todayhumoristic inspiration...... | lorentz | 239 | 3 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz | |
Kamikaze HerringIf you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song we will jump out of the water And... | Unknown | 313 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Ladybee42 | |
WRONG MOVEHave you ever made a wrong move... | Unknown | 403 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Easter BunnyOh my God I'm in deep trouble I have a lynching mob after me Hundreds and hundreds chasing me What have I done you ask A crime so heinous, so vile... | steve1223 | 381 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 simpleME32 | |
Poetnumber1A day in the life of Poetnumber1... | steve1223 | 533 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 SundaySilence | |
 Death The MusicalWell Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back... | fjamesj9701 | 628 | 15 | 0 | Aug 2011 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 | |
 coldest nightlmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.... | kickit22 | 747 | 10 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 jeddah12 | |
Ode to Dishpan HandsWhile doing dishes my beautiful girlfriend made a comment about dishpan hands followed by 'now I'll probably see ode to dishpan hands turn up in one o... | steve1223 | 497 | 5 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
RaincoatWhy you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL... | steve1223 | 398 | 5 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown | |
Washing Machine CatMy daughter rang me this morning all distraught. The cat crawled into the front loader last night and got washed, not discovered till this morning. It... | steve1223 | 383 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Poet's Corner BashSorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name us... | steve1223 | 1,220 | 31 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 steve1223 | |
a pint of love sir ?invitation card...... | lorentz | 363 | 6 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz | |
 dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th... | jimmydean69 | 419 | 0 | 0 | Aug 2011 | ||
| cafetwo2010 | 499 | 9 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 fjamesj9701 | ||
Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on... | steve1223 | 424 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
 Profound....need to ReboundSilly poem... | boyshchrm6 | 423 | 16 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 | |
Start Right or End WrongIt says it all... | Unknown | 497 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Cant Sleepsleepless nights... | Unknown | 540 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
Did I miss something???LMAO~~~ just my luck... | Unknown | 872 | 19 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 | |
koan zenzazen hours over the invisible ocean..... | lorentz | 471 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz | |
Enjambment PoemToday I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and p... | steve1223 | 780 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
think twiceI tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that... | kickit22 | 558 | 7 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Mar 2023 Unknown | |
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DObuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!... | Unknown | 424 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Redex | |
Pedal to the MetalPlease do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.... | steve1223 | 394 | 3 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
Bentlees Block HaikuWords stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate... | Unknown | 597 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
 Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)... | trsalemme | 809 | 0 | 0 | Aug 2011 | ||
Death is Coming for YouLet me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear... | steve1223 | 364 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Kissing on the RoadwayI was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady.... | steve1223 | 440 | 8 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown | |
collection of one linerstrying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.... | kickit22 | 519 | 11 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Redex | |
Monorhyme 2Just a fun write... | steve1223 | 1,062 | 2 | 0 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown | |
Cirque du PoetryWelcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem... | steve1223 | 402 | 4 | 0 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 marikia | |
Did I miss something PART 2Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant... | Unknown | 712 | 13 | 0 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown | |
My Dog RoverMy dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and cl... | steve1223 | 447 | 4 | 0 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
I'll Put A Spell On YouBats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am f... | steve1223 | 353 | 1 | 0 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
