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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Liked | Created | Last Comment |
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noise to wake the deadmy daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise .... | nightcrow | 320 | 1 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown | |
Full MoonSorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon.... | steve1223 | 403 | 3 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 marikia | |
Full Moon (Epilogue)Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang... | steve1223 | 406 | 1 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown | |
Full Moon (Revisited)Hello Dear, will be home as soon as possible. Would love a nice juicy steak, medium rare...don't forget to vitamize it. Maybe a nice cookie. Love...Wo... | steve1223 | 403 | 2 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 cbsAlexius | |
A Bit of SillinessA bit of silliness to pass the time... | steve1223 | 379 | 1 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Ladybee42 | |
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave... | steve1223 | 1,747 | 4 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
toilet tennisthis actually happened but it was not a truck stop it was in one of those honey buckets at a construction site years ago. still think about that was t... | kickit22 | 1,016 | 9 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Earlgreytea | |
Ghastly TaleTo you a tale I will tell A tale so dark and drear A light in bed you will shine Your body racked with fear The covers tight about you pull As... | steve1223 | 330 | 2 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 jazzy75 | |
seperated together.i hope you found this entertaining.... | kickit22 | 628 | 11 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 kickit22 | |
Thou Art LikeHe is still spinning... | steve1223 | 392 | 1 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown | |
Garlic DipThis is a true story told to me by the friend of a second cousin who heard it from Great Aunt Bertha who was told by a poor immigrant who was told by... | steve1223 | 369 | 1 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown | |
Come Gather RoundFor some strange reason when I was writing this the tune to Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a Changin' kept running through my mind. If you feel like a... | steve1223 | 392 | 2 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 steve1223 | |
Ever Thought About ItHave you?... | Unknown | 418 | 8 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Happy Go Lucky WindI have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello... | steve1223 | 388 | 3 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 steve1223 | |
Mary and MeUnless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was se... | steve1223 | 401 | 2 | 0 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Life is a StruggleSmile today because tomorrow could be worse.. :D It was just one of those days........ | Unknown | 337 | 10 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 niah9 | |
Mary and Me (II)Seems no matter where we go these animals just keep coming... | steve1223 | 355 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
That Little Bird is CrazyPolitical humor....... | Yankee4you | 736 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Redex | |
Full Moon (The Next Generation)Hello Mum and Dad, don't bother staying up waiting for me. Will be home before sunrise. Don't bother leaving food out cause I'll grab a bite while out... | steve1223 | 356 | 3 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
get someringy tingy tiny toe. here is a poem for you.... | kickit22 | 445 | 9 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Macduff5 | |
Full Moon (The Vegan)Hi Mum, Coming home as quick as werewolfly possible. When I get home could I please have a nice cup of coca and a bowl of steaming vegetables. And ple... | steve1223 | 410 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
MonorhymeSomething different for fun... | steve1223 | 569 | 7 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
smeared windshieldBug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams... | kickit22 | 531 | 11 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u | |
Alien (Revisited)One of the first kids poems I posted on the site..... | cafetwo2010 | 405 | 7 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 cafetwo2010 | |
PLUNGER MANThe newest super hero PLUNGER MAN... | F4rgiven1 | 731 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 F4rgiven1 | |
My big toes got a mouth on itnot a lot to say i do... | Unknown | 370 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u | |
A sonnet ordered me ViolanteNot easy to translate it from spanish, I'm not sure if everything can be understood.... | GUZMAN1 | 872 | 0 | 0 | Aug 2011 | ||
Lord Camuel Arnauld Vampir (The Bride)Come my sweet invite me in For I shall be your secret lover Bare your neck to my naked gaze I can see a vein there pulsing My kiss so hot will b... | steve1223 | 586 | 6 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
She is rightare you following me?... | kickit22 | 600 | 14 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown | |
Amelia, I Love TheeDear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white an... | steve1223 | 389 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
DO NOT REPRODUCE WITHOUT AUTHORS PERMISSION!Boo!!!!!!!... | cafetwo2010 | 693 | 9 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Nov 2016 godsprincess | |
Henry And Sister GisellaNot every story has a happy ending...it is a happy ending for the witch.... | steve1223 | 382 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
CHESS WIH DEATHA story within a poem, that is how dancing performs... | Unknown | 291 | 0 | 0 | Aug 2011 | ||
Clip, Clop (Mirror Poem)Ladybee42 a while back set me the challenge to write a Mirror poem. Finally got around to it. Does anyone else like to have a go.... | steve1223 | 885 | 3 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 steve1223 | |
White Noise.lmaooooooooooo.. I did get hit on the top of my shoe once although not my face but it was dang close.lol..... | kickit22 | 573 | 15 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Letter to Happygolucky4uI'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.... | steve1223 | 644 | 2 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Oct 2017 SCatlyn | |
Tantalizing Taste of a Frog<------ Have you seen this frog?? Can't blame a girl for advertising. Maybe shouldn't with this poem. Oh well what is it they say... | Happygolucky4u | 837 | 19 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Nov 2011 boyshchrm6 | |
Frogs LamentHad to give the frogs right of reply... | steve1223 | 715 | 5 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Color Me SillySomething different, silly, and fun... | Unknown | 275 | 4 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
The Poets CurseDiagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)... | steve1223 | 390 | 3 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 | |
Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'g... | steve1223 | 467 | 10 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown | |
Going for a ride~~~``With writting you can have fun.... | breathless22 | 269 | 1 | 0 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 breathless22 |
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