I saw her first in the pub
A creature so devine
I knew then straight away
Somehow she was going to be mine
I waltzed up so suave and cool
Said 'good day luv, how is ya?'
She looked at me I felt like a bug
Just waiting to be crushed
But then she spied
What was in my hand
A whole roll of fifties
Suddenly her face was lit
By a smile so radiant
Took my hand said 'come with me'
To her place we'll be going
Walked in the door
And holy hells bells
She was tearing clothes off me
My luck had changed
This was my day
Some lovin' I'll be getting
When her fingers she snapped
And said 'money thanks'
Didn't care just handed it
So into bed, man she's hot
Huge breasts with puffy nipples
Oh man now I'm drooling
My hand slid down
To silky soft thighs
And found the unexpected
I'm out of bed
And dressed so quick
Running out at full speed
The she was a he
And what made it worse
She had one bigger than I did