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For There's Life In The Old Girl YetWith a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gumm...

I am coming back !!!I am back and just thought of this right now ! Really really miss you guys !! and my females fans !! no kisses and hugs ...a blank cheque will do...

Ticker Tape ParadeTick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you...

THE KING IN THIS HOUSEDon't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is...

I Did It AgainI did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to m...

The Lawyer...Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But...

FRIENDAN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)...

Drink meI do write quite a few funny ones too...

StevenJust Me...

Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations.......

CluedoRunning through the characters for fun...

Nuttynow you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here che...

The Story of the Three Little MolesInspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !...

A Lady With Low IQjust a joke...hehe pls don't misunderstand. this is just a funny self portrait......

Too Much LoveIn the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing the...

Man a pauseDont ask me ...the ladies knows......

Moses’ Rod!Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting...

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT AT FIRST GLANCEGot to admit a couple of poets on here inspired me to write differently. And of course you just never know at first glance what you have...

The Nothing VerseA poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about...

a pint of love sir ?invitation card......

Two many mirrorsToo many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme....

Standing OvationsStanding Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the ton...

Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)...

I can hide in a boxI can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have...

If you can feel this..It's all about Monday!...

Perched On The Pot (little silly)I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE...

Thank God! (a limerick)^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceee...

Gunfight in the SunI thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "...

SUDDENLY UNBALENCEDJUST FANCIED A CHANGE OF PACE. FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT KNOW. 'BUGGER' IS AN OLD NORTHEN ENGLISH EXPLEATIVE DENOTEING MILD SHOCK. NOT PERCEIVED TO HA...

frasier or seinfeldentertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way...

Lost for words!Hope you agree with me!...

Laughed..I Cried :)Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!...

Cow AttackA little bit of light-hearted humor and a smile for you all. :-) "Roy" is my cousin, and he did find the truck and was instructed to get it cleaned...