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I Dont Like Rap Poem

I Don't Like RapPlay games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap...

EyeLook4U4102Mar 2017May 17Mar 2017
EyeLook4U
Lost Poem

LostTwo weeks lost in our new city.......

amahlala5439Jul 2010May 17Jul 2010
Redex
Adventures in Plumbing Poem

Adventures in PlumbingWhat I've been fighting the last several days......

Unknown80713Dec 2010May 17Dec 2010
Earlgreytea
Without Salt Poem

Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet...

rapturecapture47211Aug 2018May 17Aug 2018
mcradloff
I CANT REMEMBER author unknown Poem

I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknownI'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work....

Don_Fred4402Apr 2019May 17Apr 2019
EXRED
Leap to freedom Poem

Leap to freedom.(The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog) This piece is about the sentence that typists learn, to gain mastery of the keyboard, and enhance sp...

Unknown2823Jul 2011May 17Jul 2011
jazzy75
thesunandthesea1,1514May 2011May 17May 2011
thesunandthesea
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE Poem

THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown....

rusticbink8022Apr 2015May 17Apr 2017
rusticbink
I can hide in a box Poem

I can hide in a boxI can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have...

Unknown3512Nov 2009May 17Nov 2009
Unknown
WORDPLAY Poem

WORDPLAYIf from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to off...

utterlytruthfull2111Jan 2022May 17Jan 2022
southmiami4321
ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS Poem

ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS.Have you ever been to Orange in the middle of Winter ? All you need is some warm clothes & a Toddy. The locals don't seem to mind the Winter but the...

maymyo2421May 2021May 17May 2021
Oceanzest
WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES Poem

WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVESI always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course....

smallworlds6570Aug 2012May 17Aug 2012
morgen90210
Fish guts Poem

Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing...

Unknown7430Oct 2015May 17
Jim Poem

JimAn accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'speci...

Unknown4381May 2015May 17May 2015
peachmelba
The Last Thing Poem

The Last ThingLike fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow...

steve12233571Sep 2013May 17Sep 2013
madtat29
halloween Poem

halloweenhalloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared...

Unknown3531Oct 2010May 17Oct 2010
Dementia
The Wish List Poem

The Wish ListI sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to ma...

Unknown3112Feb 2010May 17Feb 2010
Unknown
no driver Poem

no driverInto the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view...

wayne343540Aug 2014May 17
Lets all laugh Poem

Let's all laughLaugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy...

Weathermanspirit3700Mar 2012May 17
halloween Poem

halloweenall about halloween...

Unknown3420Oct 2010May 17
cafetwo201076224Apr 2013May 17Feb 2017
lovecanbereal
poem

poemcomplaining about poem...

Unknown3185Jan 2011May 17Jan 2011
Unknown
Someone Anyone No One Poem

Someone, Anyone, No One......It is really quite amusing.... Joining these online social dating sites In the hope of finding someone.... Nothing happens for someone just won't b...

Unknown46510Feb 2014May 17Feb 2014
Unknown
Reality beckons Poem

Reality beckons!I won't respond if you say this or that, I won't be available for nonsense chat, I won't accept text or anything next, I won't reply if I think you...

optimisticme3210Dec 21May 17Dec 22
Abby1963

VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku...

FargoFan3000Sep 2020May 17

Of Poetry in the "First Person"."I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"...

lovecanbereal1,1423Apr 2016May 17Apr 2016
lovecanbereal
Fellsmans Challenge Limericks Poem

Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)...

ReaderOfSouls1,01711Apr 2012May 17Apr 2012
Macduff5
Paul Hollywood Poem

Paul HollywoodJust a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol...

Happychatty156411Apr 2019May 17Apr 2019
Happychatty1
Southern Signs Poem

Southern SignsJust a bit of Southern humor....

ReaderOfSouls2922Feb 2022May 17Feb 2022
EXRED3
Laughed I Cried Poem

Laughed..I Cried :)Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!...

Happychatty16925Nov 2017May 17Nov 2017
Happychatty1
Are You Willing Poem

Are You Willing?Wrote this one 4-7-94. A real off the wall poem instead of a usual song, but when you look back almost 30 years later, you wonder what the Hell was I...

DiggableHippy492191Jun 2023May 17Jun 2023
ladyjewel
ReaderOfSouls8731Jan 2011May 17Jan 2011
niah9
Cliche Poem

Cliche'A "mini-rant."...

amahlala70315Aug 2010May 17Sep 2010
amahlala
Prank Videos Ive Watched Poem

Prank Videos I've WatchedI've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite....

mcradloff2980Mar 2019May 17
Drink it all away Poem

Drink it all awayLil song I wrote......

madtat291,1255Nov 2015May 17Jan 2016
madtat29
Stop Stealing My Sun Poem

Stop Stealing My SunFor all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)...

Yankee4you6206Oct 2011May 17Oct 2011
Unknown
Old White Tail Poem

Old White TailJust a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song...

steve12233813May 2013May 17May 2013
fjamesj9701

MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day...

liketoworkhard5897Dec 2013May 17May 2014
fjamesj9701
don tputGodon hold Poem

!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!...

PassionateArtist4071Mar 2010May 17Mar 2010
Pinkpoetress
If Violets were Red Poem

If Violets were RedI've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"...

GMS755522Jun 2013May 17Jun 2013
GMS75

missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku...

socrates4442411Feb 2022May 17Mar 2022
Yankee4you
My big toes got a mouth on it Poem

My big toes got a mouth on itnot a lot to say i do...

Unknown3702Aug 2011May 17Aug 2011
gnj4u

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