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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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I Don't Like RapPlay games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap... | EyeLook4U | 410 | 2 | Mar 2017 | May 17 | Mar 2017 EyeLook4U |
LostTwo weeks lost in our new city....... | amahlala | 543 | 9 | Jul 2010 | May 17 | Jul 2010 Redex |
Adventures in PlumbingWhat I've been fighting the last several days...... | Unknown | 807 | 13 | Dec 2010 | May 17 | Dec 2010 Earlgreytea |
Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet... | rapturecapture | 472 | 11 | Aug 2018 | May 17 | Aug 2018 mcradloff |
I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknownI'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work.... | Don_Fred | 440 | 2 | Apr 2019 | May 17 | Apr 2019 EXRED |
Leap to freedom.(The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog) This piece is about the sentence that typists learn, to gain mastery of the keyboard, and enhance sp... | Unknown | 282 | 3 | Jul 2011 | May 17 | Jul 2011 jazzy75 |
thesunandthesea | 1,151 | 4 | May 2011 | May 17 | May 2011 thesunandthesea | |
THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.... | rusticbink | 802 | 2 | Apr 2015 | May 17 | Apr 2017 rusticbink |
I can hide in a boxI can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have... | Unknown | 351 | 2 | Nov 2009 | May 17 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
WORDPLAYIf from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to off... | utterlytruthfull | 211 | 1 | Jan 2022 | May 17 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS.Have you ever been to Orange in the middle of Winter ? All you need is some warm clothes & a Toddy. The locals don't seem to mind the Winter but the... | maymyo | 242 | 1 | May 2021 | May 17 | May 2021 Oceanzest |
WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVESI always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course.... | smallworlds | 657 | 0 | Aug 2012 | May 17 | Aug 2012 morgen90210 |
Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing... | Unknown | 743 | 0 | Oct 2015 | May 17 | |
JimAn accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'speci... | Unknown | 438 | 1 | May 2015 | May 17 | May 2015 peachmelba |
The Last ThingLike fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow... | steve1223 | 357 | 1 | Sep 2013 | May 17 | Sep 2013 madtat29 |
halloweenhalloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared... | Unknown | 353 | 1 | Oct 2010 | May 17 | Oct 2010 Dementia |
The Wish ListI sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to ma... | Unknown | 311 | 2 | Feb 2010 | May 17 | Feb 2010 Unknown |
no driverInto the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view... | wayne34 | 354 | 0 | Aug 2014 | May 17 | |
Let's all laughLaugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy... | Weathermanspirit | 370 | 0 | Mar 2012 | May 17 | |
halloweenall about halloween... | Unknown | 342 | 0 | Oct 2010 | May 17 | |
How I came to write poetryLol or what?... | cafetwo2010 | 762 | 24 | Apr 2013 | May 17 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
poemcomplaining about poem... | Unknown | 318 | 5 | Jan 2011 | May 17 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
Someone, Anyone, No One......It is really quite amusing.... Joining these online social dating sites In the hope of finding someone.... Nothing happens for someone just won't b... | Unknown | 465 | 10 | Feb 2014 | May 17 | Feb 2014 Unknown |
Reality beckons!I won't respond if you say this or that, I won't be available for nonsense chat, I won't accept text or anything next, I won't reply if I think you... | optimisticme | 321 | 0 | Dec 21 | May 17 | Dec 22 Abby1963 |
VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku... | FargoFan | 300 | 0 | Sep 2020 | May 17 | |
Of Poetry in the "First Person"."I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"... | lovecanbereal | 1,142 | 3 | Apr 2016 | May 17 | Apr 2016 lovecanbereal |
Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)... | ReaderOfSouls | 1,017 | 11 | Apr 2012 | May 17 | Apr 2012 Macduff5 |
Paul HollywoodJust a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol... | Happychatty1 | 564 | 11 | Apr 2019 | May 17 | Apr 2019 Happychatty1 |
Southern SignsJust a bit of Southern humor.... | ReaderOfSouls | 292 | 2 | Feb 2022 | May 17 | Feb 2022 EXRED3 |
Laughed..I Cried :)Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!... | Happychatty1 | 692 | 5 | Nov 2017 | May 17 | Nov 2017 Happychatty1 |
Are You Willing?Wrote this one 4-7-94. A real off the wall poem instead of a usual song, but when you look back almost 30 years later, you wonder what the Hell was I... | DiggableHippy49 | 219 | 1 | Jun 2023 | May 17 | Jun 2023 ladyjewel |
The Coyote and The Cowboy (Limerick)Cowboy Limerick. :)... | ReaderOfSouls | 873 | 1 | Jan 2011 | May 17 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
Cliche'A "mini-rant."... | amahlala | 703 | 15 | Aug 2010 | May 17 | Sep 2010 amahlala |
Prank Videos I've WatchedI've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite.... | mcradloff | 298 | 0 | Mar 2019 | May 17 | |
Drink it all awayLil song I wrote...... | madtat29 | 1,125 | 5 | Nov 2015 | May 17 | Jan 2016 madtat29 |
Stop Stealing My SunFor all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)... | Yankee4you | 620 | 6 | Oct 2011 | May 17 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
Old White TailJust a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song... | steve1223 | 381 | 3 | May 2013 | May 17 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day... | liketoworkhard | 589 | 7 | Dec 2013 | May 17 | May 2014 fjamesj9701 |
!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!... | PassionateArtist | 407 | 1 | Mar 2010 | May 17 | Mar 2010 Pinkpoetress |
If Violets were RedI've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"... | GMS75 | 552 | 2 | Jun 2013 | May 17 | Jun 2013 GMS75 |
missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku... | socrates44 | 424 | 11 | Feb 2022 | May 17 | Mar 2022 Yankee4you |
My big toes got a mouth on itnot a lot to say i do... | Unknown | 370 | 2 | Aug 2011 | May 17 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
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