| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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 Ten ways to ward off a ZombieIt's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and... | cafetwo2010 | 4,335 | 10 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 cafetwo2010 |
 Johnny Carson Terms for DeathI used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at... | mcradloff | 3,963 | 5 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 mcradloff |
 Ode to the outhouse poet..just a bit of dark humor my poet friends...lol... | Spartacus2012 | 3,959 | 12 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Spartacus2012 |
Chrissy- Three's Company (Season 4:The Goodbye GuyLove that show, one of the funniest of all time!... | mcradloff | 3,800 | 3 | May 2011 | Aug 2011 mcradloff |
 Is is What Was Was?This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do w... | soquiliquay | 3,716 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 andrew149 |
 She was only the vicars daughter.......lol.....xxx....Andrew... | andrew149 | 3,466 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
 Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!... | Unknown | 3,456 | 14 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
 The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag WhiskeySaw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.... | Juneau | 3,124 | 3 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Juneau |
Funny honeyyour my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops... | Unknown | 3,052 | 1 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 jazzy75 |
its a dogs lifeIts a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a moo... | Unknown | 2,786 | 13 | Nov 2010 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
couplet poem dancebeth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet... | Unknown | 2,675 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Oct 2010 boyshchrm6 |
 Bionic Fred. (A poem made by myself 20 years ago.)It's so far back I cannot recall what lead to me writing this, but it could have been because I was in a funny mood, with nothing more to do so though... | Mark_In_Derby_Uk | 2,553 | 3 | Jul 2016 | Aug 2023 AjRH88 |
 SpamYou never know!! or do you??... | trurorob | 2,284 | 47 | Jul 2010 | Oct 2020 southmiami4321 |
Broken ManMen and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those... | trurorob | 2,170 | 47 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2017 trurorob |
 Humorous SonnetYou wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result i... | steve1223 | 2,164 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 adjhe |
Beer AcrosticCheers to beers... | Unknown | 2,143 | 6 | Dec 2010 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Limerick soapDo you know her?... | studecar | 1,900 | 3 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
 Judge JudyYou folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your fa... | SundaySilence | 1,846 | 14 | Dec 2012 | Nov 2013 SundaySilence |
Rattlesjust some black humour!!... | trurorob | 1,803 | 44 | Jan 2011 | Jul 2019 Nuwahri61 |
 Alien limerickPopped up whist thinking spacey thoughts...... | madtat29 | 1,777 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Dec 2012 madtat29 |
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave... | steve1223 | 1,746 | 4 | Jul 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
 THEY DON'T UNDERSTANDJust a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup... | godsprincess | 1,735 | 23 | Jan 2016 | Dec 2021 Mizzy4 |
 A Man behind the MaskHe is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There i... | Davinadia | 1,679 | 11 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Davinadia |
 THE VERY PROPER GANDERThose who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal... | marikia | 1,662 | 11 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 gnj4u |
Wilderness SurvivalInspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!... | mcradloff | 1,623 | 20 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 mcradloff |
ALIVE AT 65I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.... | godsprincess | 1,621 | 31 | Jul 2015 | Sep 2015 cafetwo2010 |
Same Homeless man I metaphorhumorous reality of events... | Unknown | 1,605 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
 The rain is falling...It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !... | morgen90210 | 1,560 | 21 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2016 morgen90210 |
 The Horse from the Course (challenge)Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrot... | SCatlyn | 1,546 | 26 | Jan 2011 | May 2014 SCatlyn |
My WayI always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold... | Happygolucky4u | 1,534 | 18 | May 2014 | Nov 2019 makatka |
 Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)Cowboy Limerick :)... | ReaderOfSouls | 1,510 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
 Woman Wanted... | fjamesj9701 | 1,505 | 24 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 Happygolucky4u |
Do not leave without a commentDo not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they'r... | morgen90210 | 1,487 | 21 | Sep 2015 | Feb 2016 morgen90210 |
 Return of the Admiral's Cake Trolley ~ Rob’s StyleIn fond remembrance of the Cake Trolley!... | jazzy75 | 1,481 | 23 | May 2010 | Feb 2011 jazzy75 |
Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that... | thesunandthesea | 1,468 | 23 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 Fellsman |
I love the beachI love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the wa... | Unknown | 1,393 | 0 | Feb 2012 | |
John Wayne (Limerick)A Western themed Limerick for ya'll. :)... | ReaderOfSouls | 1,385 | 9 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 ReaderOfSouls |
Scream!True story! They do sound just like a woman screaming...... | Unknown | 1,383 | 19 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 marikia |
Twisted Fairy TaleA twisted fairy tale... | steve1223 | 1,376 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Trouble Is.....Just a little nonsense....lol....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 1,359 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Jul 2011 gnj4u |
Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.... | mcradloff | 1,341 | 0 | Apr 2011 | |
Cafe Challenge/Who is she?Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you... | cafetwo2010 | 1,336 | 47 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 cafetwo2010 |