Sorry I have a secret that I havent told you

Apr 2011 1,467 Views 23 comments

Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!

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Hi All, this is a very serious story, but I tried to make it as a poem. :"( So, please feel free to read. :"( --- SaS

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I have a secret
I have a very secret
I haven’t told anyone yet
And if I told, you’d shock I bet
I’d rather keep it as ‘my forever secret’
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Yet,
Everyone here is so nice to me
Everyone here is so kind to me
Everyone here makes me feel so happy
Then I believe you would accept ‘my secret’ finally
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Are you ready?
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oh
I can't ... tell
even if I wanna yell...
please don't tell me go to hell
and do not laugh if I tell
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ok…..

well....

My secret is that,
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I am not a lady! :"(
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I NEVER told I am a lady!
I always said I am a MONKEY >_<
and …. No, I’m not a FEMALE monkey >_<
I am a MALE monkey >_<
hmmm....
I was a male actually
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And I wish I was sexy
That’s why I’ve done surgery
It’s called SRS surgery
search Google you will find its meaning definitely
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I am SO sorry everybody :"(
I am crying madly :"(
I am SOO SORRRY :"(
The following is my story :"(
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When I was around nineteen or twenty
I really really wanna be a missy
I wanted to have big breasts with big hips really
And that, I’ve undergone SRS finally
Or it’s known as Male to Female surgery
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Again, I am so sorry ;'(
I’m so sorry everybody
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For guys => please don’t fall for me :'(
For girls => please understand me :'(
I am begging and saying SORRY :'(
to all of you!!! :'(
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I really am sorry ;'(
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P.S.
Are you shocked?
Are you okay?
I didn’t mean to surprise you this way
Do you remember what day is it today??
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YEAHHHHHHH ,

(((( HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY )))))

yippppeeeeee))) LOL

1 APRIL 2011, Bkk, Thailand

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Posted: Apr 2011

About this poem:

LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that my friends told me lies or my joke is really dead..+_+ LOL

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mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin USAApr 1, 2011

You had me at trans! Good one, got me! April Fools!!

Ladybee42East Liverpool, Ohio USAApr 1, 2011

I'd still love you if it were true...

grandadKilmorna, Kerry IrelandApr 1, 2011

Should I now call you 'my Prince' Princess?
You are awful but I like you.

iamwhoiamyouseeanywhere, Bavaria GermanyApr 1, 2011

you had me going there s&s ..but it would not have mattered even a tiny bit if it would have been so..love ya anyway

but this was really a good one

you little

makusriHyderabad, Telangana IndiaApr 1, 2011

Wow! Thank god, today is April first, ohfffff......I was about to get heart attack literally while reading this......Anyhow, I am happy that you are a real and natural female.....It is really a wonderful poem dear.
Superb!!!!! I admit that you made me a BIG FOOL.......

niah9Auckland, New ZealandApr 1, 2011

S & S.....

very clever...but anyway...it's you the person.....not the outer shell.....but I'm still glad you haven't had that trauma...Niah

moonontideSydney, New South Wales AustraliaApr 1, 2011

Who you are sunandthesea is only for you to be.
What others judge one to be is where the sadness lies because it then makes us unacceptable to ourselves.
I see many things in this poem and none of its laughable to me.

pilgrimageofloveSydney, New South Wales AustraliaApr 1, 2011

SAS
If it's true, good.
If it's not true, good.

hedistuffLayopolis, West Virginia USAApr 1, 2011

gee, when I reached the end of your secret message, I felt disappointed. go figure. but, you got me!

Macduff5Newcastle, New South Wales AustraliaApr 1, 2011

Hi Sassy,
Good to see you still have your inimitable wit about you. Thought you gave it away a little when you said you'd been changed into a male monkey though. I've changed into a jiving banana...look

thesunandtheseaOPTampa, Florida USAApr 2, 2011

My LadyBee ^__^

Really really really??

If I were a guy, you’d still love me? :-O

Oh-O--- I’m SOOOOOO GLAD))))

But I’m afraid someone might jealous me if I were a cute lil guy and you still love me… huhuhu…

He might kick me out of the world….

lol

Thank you ^_^ My loving ladyBee and one big kiss on your CHEEK! MUXH

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thesunandtheseaOPTampa, Florida USAApr 2, 2011

IamwhoIam

Awww+++ it would not have mattered even a tiny bit if it would have been…so love ya anyway… >_</// (((((HUGS))))) This is such a very beautiful words!!! I could die for you Iamwhoiamyousee! yessss!!! I see!! You are who you are! And you are a very beautiful woman who has written many beautiful loving poems!!!

(((HUGS)))

lol me is ->>

or >> me is >>

? LOL you might have pressed the wrong icon … ( I mean the second one

) lolol

Thank you so much, your sweet!! IAMWHOIAM

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thesunandtheseaOPTampa, Florida USAApr 2, 2011

NIAH

LOL Niah, I really missed your cute face! Everytime I see this icon >>

I always think of you!!! hahahaa dunno why… LOL

yeahhh I’m glad too that I don’t have much money to do surgery… lol

don’t wanna do anyway.. I dont like the surgeon much! :p

And:”) I’m happy to be a girl, I don’t want to have something that’s not belong to me.. :”)

Thank you with HUGS-- Niah.. XXXXXX
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gnj4uBoston, Massachusetts USAApr 2, 2011

Hi, thesunandthesea,
One would have to be transgendered to know the full impact but, as for me, I agree with pilgrimage of love "If it's true, good. If it's not true, good." You, my dear, are a complete thesunandthesea package.

paloma66Manukau, Auckland New ZealandApr 3, 2011

I giving you a 10 rating Sweetie Pie.

FellsmanLake District, Cumbria, England UKApr 3, 2011

Hi SaS

I KNEW you were a female all the time, you TALK too much to be a guy...

Bill x

DropTheInew york, New York USAApr 3, 2011

Wow. A joke? Kidding me.
I smell mysterious intent. Why?
Lol. only joking. Get it?

pilgrimageofloveSydney, New South Wales AustraliaApr 3, 2011

S.A.S LOL.....
YOU ARE VERY FUNNY
Do You know that here, SAS is special forces regiment. lol

you ask... "what kind of species I am ??"
Beautiful lady. :-)...as long as you are not a pest species, all good with me. lol...

ohhh lol

I change pic
You change pic. Ok? lol

thesunandtheseaOPTampa, Florida USAApr 4, 2011

DropTheI

lol smell mysterious intent?

aooowww---- you have a good nose!!!

But I’m sorry hunny,

I’m pretty sure the smell isn't come from me …LOL

It may come from somewhere..

:p LOL

Thank you so much for reading n droping me a comment.

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thesunandtheseaOPTampa, Florida USAApr 4, 2011

Mr. Fellsman

(((ThanK You vERY MuCh))))

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dreamwolf5264francestown, New Hampshire USAApr 7, 2011

i have a secret too,someday i might tell you

zianeammarFredrikstad, Ostfold NorwayApr 9, 2011

the secret of secrets of all time is the woman herself.

SCatlynBrecon, South Glamorgan, Wales UKApr 9, 2011

LOL - I read this on April Fool's Day, but didn't have time to comment... Also, didn't have time to pull an April Fool's Day prank... and wanted to do so even more after reading your poem(but I always have next year... )

(Oh, me too... I want to know Victoria's secret too... wonder if anyone knows

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Great April Fool's Day poem!!

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