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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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10 Cents a Dance!Ten tickets please!... | Unknown | 478 | 6 | Dec 2012 | Jan 2013 Unknown |
Come to Strawberry Street!It's only Tuesday?? lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 477 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Poetnumber1 |
................................................... | CuspofMagic | 477 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
The Females Lamentone of the times when I fell like poking fun at us males. So often the males of many species suffer the same fate.... | Unknown | 477 | 0 | May 2013 | |
Happy Man BluesParody of Love in Vain... | Oceanzest | 477 | 3 | Feb 2021 | Mar 2021 Oceanzest |
whistling dixieif you don't know, i can't help you... | charliejapartee | 476 | 0 | Sep 2012 | |
This Amber LiquidHope someone gets a bit of a chuckle... | steve1223 | 475 | 3 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 swade777 |
Internet Spelling BluesOK, OK, I have to admit that my initial comments were a LITTLE harsh, after all, I am not actually perfect, in fact I am quite capable of outright stu... | kmyost | 475 | 5 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 Katfight |
NumbersYou can imagine all numbers must think this way.... | Unknown | 475 | 5 | Nov 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
In The JungleLet's celebrate unbirthdays... | steve1223 | 475 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
incorrigibleI am no one I know you like me you aren't that good you know I'm a punk and you like when I don't give a f*ck about you and all your romance is... | eeejay | 475 | 0 | Sep 2017 | |
A Fairy TaleI love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.... | Macduff5 | 474 | 5 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 southmiami4321 |
LOVE AND TOLERANCEMY QUOTE... | Unknown | 474 | 4 | Jun 2015 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
duck continuedi am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the s... | darkhorse555 | 474 | 8 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
MalibuThe sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would l... | benidorm | 474 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
An HomageI tip my hat to it's inventor.... | cambuff | 474 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 trurorob |
GreenfingersYears and years ago I nearly got eaten alive by someone when I stood on his Golf-Course-quality lawn where each and every bit of grass was exactly one... | Hekamaat | 473 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Hekamaat |
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PETLOL....Not me....XXX... | andrew149 | 473 | 15 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 SCatlyn |
A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.... | Unknown | 472 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Apr 2011 Ladybee42 |
To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!From a light, occaisional user...... | Unknown | 472 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Egypt 1951This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's gre... | reguiny2006 | 472 | 6 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 reguiny2006 |
Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet... | rapturecapture | 472 | 11 | Aug 2018 | Aug 2018 mcradloff |
Anchored.Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have h... | Unknown | 471 | 1 | Jul 2015 | Oct 2015 Unknown |
I caught. . .this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh... | morgen90210 | 471 | 5 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 morgen90210 |
limerick 2There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france... | Unknown | 471 | 18 | Sep 2010 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
a joke almost turned into a poemnot sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..... | kickit22 | 471 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 kickit22 |
Note Of ContemptOnly joking-it's just a bit of fun:-)... | sonofadam | 471 | 2 | Jul 2009 | Aug 2009 sonofadam |
Hey...guess what?Whacky me and sleepy ...good night... | morgen90210 | 471 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 morgen90210 |
koan zenzazen hours over the invisible ocean..... | lorentz | 471 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
Steppin In It (hilarious poem)When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao... | soquiliquay | 470 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
~~~Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up~~~Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it. By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded) Even though this may not qualify for Poetr... | Now12121 | 470 | 5 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!... | Unknown | 470 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Tamatoesjust for laughs... | louisa14080 | 470 | 1 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2016 Suki1973 |
Poetry Piddle:))It isn't hard to be a Poet,,, To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,, Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,, Some poets think they'r... | UniqueCrystal | 470 | 4 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 UniqueCrystal |
My Remembering Ability Is Aging!!!As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be... | Unknown | 470 | 3 | Sep 2022 | Sep 2022 8Dreams |
April Fool's Dayyou all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today... | shadow1950 | 469 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 shadow1950 |
A Woman's Domain!Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not hu... | cambuff | 469 | 6 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 beautifulyou |
2012 memoriesAnother year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others... | stormseeker223 | 468 | 2 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 stormseeker223 |
Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'g... | steve1223 | 468 | 10 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
The Nothing VerseA poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about... | Unknown | 467 | 7 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 Unknown |
retired nonsenseToday we have had snow and it is real cold, so I've been doodling and this poem just popped in my mind. Hope you enjoy.... | studecar | 467 | 2 | Feb 2012 | Feb 2012 Unknown |
I M 4 U - R O F L M A OTo all my friends on CSPC...... | Unknown | 467 | 8 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
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