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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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enunciation wheew...it twisted all the letters listed!... | agoodguy2have | 429 | 6 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 aware3 |
Rain RainBloody hell, its raining again, I'm swimming in liquid H20,,,,,,dont you know, If I pray dear Lord, will you take it away just give me a minute,... | optimisticme | 428 | 4 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 boyshchrm6 |
What is a soulmate? Lol.The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the s... | cafetwo2010 | 428 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
One Fair Knight Long AgoBack in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold... | steve1223 | 428 | 5 | Feb 2013 | Mar 2013 steve1223 |
A Bit of Dark Horsefor Tracy's challenge to me... | shadow1950 | 428 | 18 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Ocean’s haiku challenge-2Another try..... | yaspark | 426 | 13 | Jun 2021 | Jul 2021 yaspark |
The LadyThe Lady Would the lady like a hairy chest, or one thats bare, does she really care? Words of wisdom are oft times rare, she penned it well, t... | optimisticme | 426 | 3 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 Ladybee42 |
The Debt ManThe Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid deb... | sonofadam | 426 | 0 | Jul 2009 | |
LimerzickzCouldn't hold back any longer. Let your conscience be your guide.... | boyshchrm6 | 426 | 15 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
along these linessitting in the dark (at a concert) writing... | agoodguy2have | 425 | 5 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
domestic bliss part1Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now p... | Unknown | 425 | 9 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 SCatlyn |
Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean CompetitionThis is a true story...it was related to me by a friend of my cousin who had a dog who spoke to the mailman who had a girlfriend who had a pet rabbit... | steve1223 | 425 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
fizzion chipscambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of... | yachtsman_7 | 425 | 7 | Feb 2021 | Feb 2021 Nuwahri61 |
The angel in my beerthere's an angel in my beer... | Oceanzest | 424 | 8 | Jul 2021 | Jul 2021 Letstalkitover |
missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku... | socrates44 | 424 | 11 | Feb 2022 | Mar 2022 Yankee4you |
Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on... | steve1223 | 424 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Merry ChristmasThis sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives... | steve1223 | 424 | 2 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Maxeen_1 |
Forever Bellit's almost Friday?... | cafetwo2010 | 423 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Profound....need to ReboundSilly poem... | boyshchrm6 | 423 | 16 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 boyshchrm6 |
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DObuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!... | Unknown | 423 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Redex |
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 3 of 4)On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dinin... | steve1223 | 422 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 steve1223 |
How Mean Was He ?He’d peel an orange in his pocket... | Unknown | 422 | 1 | Jun 2009 | Aug 2009 Unknown |
"Riding high"a blast from the past...circa late 60's... | Unknown | 422 | 2 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 |
~Little Pinky~The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)... | Unknown | 421 | 3 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 swade777 |
There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her... | Unknown | 420 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
them linesdem lines, dem lines...... | agoodguy2have | 420 | 7 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 andrew149 |
dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th... | jimmydean69 | 419 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Weather ReportJust for fun.... | Unknown | 419 | 3 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 hedistuff |
what title will i write todayHow do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or... | wayne34 | 419 | 1 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 rapturecapture |
the lodgerWould you want a tat worm living rent free in your tummy no thanx says i... | wayne34 | 419 | 1 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 TAR_734 |
The ScotsmanThe Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.... | bobhope | 418 | 8 | Sep 2010 | May 2011 boyshchrm6 |
same differenti dunno...lol.... | kickit22 | 418 | 10 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 jazzy75 |
Ever Thought About ItHave you?... | Unknown | 418 | 8 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a... | steve1223 | 417 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Cheers Prince Harrywatched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am... | Unknown | 417 | 2 | Aug 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
There was a young lady.......Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx... | andrew149 | 417 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
madtat29 | 417 | 8 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 niah9 | |
MonorhymeA bit of fun... | steve1223 | 417 | 4 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 steve1223 |
The Wild & Woolly WestSpoof!... | Unknown | 416 | 0 | Apr 2013 | |
Whats Writers BlockWriters block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain... | Unknown | 416 | 0 | Jan 2010 | |
My Round!Cheers!... | Unknown | 414 | 8 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr... | optimisticme | 413 | 0 | May 2010 |
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