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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
enunciation Poem

enunciation wheew...it twisted all the letters listed!...

agoodguy2have4296Dec 2010Dec 2010
aware3

Rain RainBloody hell, its raining again, I'm swimming in liquid H20,,,,,,dont you know, If I pray dear Lord, will you take it away just give me a minute,...

optimisticme4284Apr 2010Apr 2010
boyshchrm6
What is a soulmate Lol Poem

What is a soulmate? Lol.The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the s...

cafetwo20104280Nov 2016
One Fair Knight Long Ago Poem

One Fair Knight Long AgoBack in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold...

steve12234285Feb 2013Mar 2013
steve1223
A Bit of Dark Horse Poem

A Bit of Dark Horsefor Tracy's challenge to me...

shadow195042818May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
yaspark42613Jun 2021Jul 2021
yaspark

The LadyThe Lady Would the lady like a hairy chest, or one thats bare, does she really care? Words of wisdom are oft times rare, she penned it well, t...

optimisticme4263Apr 2010Apr 2010
Ladybee42
The Debt Man Poem

The Debt ManThe Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid deb...

sonofadam4260Jul 2009
Limerzickz Poem

LimerzickzCouldn't hold back any longer. Let your conscience be your guide....

boyshchrm642615Jan 2011Feb 2011
boyshchrm6
along these lines Poem

along these linessitting in the dark (at a concert) writing...

agoodguy2have4255Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
domestic bliss part1 Poem

domestic bliss part1Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1 Now p...

Unknown4259Aug 2010Oct 2010
SCatlyn
Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean Competition Poem

Poetnumber1 or The Baked Bean CompetitionThis is a true story...it was related to me by a friend of my cousin who had a dog who spoke to the mailman who had a girlfriend who had a pet rabbit...

steve12234252Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
fizzion chips Poem

fizzion chipscambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of...

yachtsman_74257Feb 2021Feb 2021
Nuwahri61
The angel in my beer Poem

The angel in my beerthere's an angel in my beer...

Oceanzest4248Jul 2021Jul 2021
Letstalkitover

missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku...

socrates4442411Feb 2022Mar 2022
Yankee4you
Lucille The tale of the travelling salesman Poem

Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on...

steve12234244Aug 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Merry Christmas Poem

Merry ChristmasThis sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives...

steve12234242Dec 2011Dec 2011
Maxeen_1
Forever Bell Poem

Forever Bellit's almost Friday?...

cafetwo20104234Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
boyshchrm642316Aug 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
I WISH I DIDNT HOWEVER I DO Poem

I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DObuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!...

Unknown4232Aug 2011Aug 2011
Redex
The Three Little Pigs A New Story Part 3 of 4 Poem

The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 3 of 4)On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dinin...

steve12234224Apr 2012Apr 2012
steve1223
How Mean Was He Poem

How Mean Was He ?He’d peel an orange in his pocket...

Unknown4221Jun 2009Aug 2009
Unknown
Riding high Poem

"Riding high"a blast from the past...circa late 60's...

Unknown4222Jan 2010Jan 2010
boyshchrm6
Little Pinky Poem

~Little Pinky~The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)...

Unknown4213Aug 2010Aug 2010
swade777
There once was Poem

There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her...

Unknown4201Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
them lines Poem

them linesdem lines, dem lines......

agoodguy2have4207Jun 2011Jun 2011
andrew149
dope dreams Poem

dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th...

jimmydean694190Aug 2011
Weather Report Poem

Weather ReportJust for fun....

Unknown4193Jul 2010Jul 2010
hedistuff
what title will i write today Poem

what title will i write todayHow do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or...

wayne344191Feb 2013Feb 2013
rapturecapture
the lodger Poem

the lodgerWould you want a tat worm living rent free in your tummy no thanx says i...

wayne344191Feb 2014Feb 2014
TAR_734
The Scotsman Poem

The ScotsmanThe Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share....

bobhope4188Sep 2010May 2011
boyshchrm6
same different Poem

same differenti dunno...lol....

kickit2241810Jun 2011Jun 2011
jazzy75
Unknown4188Jul 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Bus Plane Train and Automobile Poem

Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a...

steve12234174Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Cheers Prince Harry Poem

Cheers Prince Harrywatched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am...

Unknown4172Aug 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
There was a young lady Poem

There was a young lady.......Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx...

andrew1494175Jan 2011Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
madtat294178Feb 2014Feb 2014
niah9
Monorhyme Poem

MonorhymeA bit of fun...

steve12234174Feb 2014Feb 2014
steve1223
Unknown4160Apr 2013
Whats Writers Block Poem

Whats Writers BlockWriters block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain...

Unknown4160Jan 2010
My Round Poem

My Round!Cheers!...

Unknown4148Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown

Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr...

optimisticme4130May 2010

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