Most Viewed Humor Poems

Poem	Poet	Order by Most Viewed	Order by Most Commented	Created	Last Comment
~~~~~~~~BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room c...	breathless22	259	2	Sep 2011	Sep 2011 breathless22
THE F-wordfreedom is learning out of education time essential for knowledge....	tebogo97	258	0	Sep 2019
online today! Heartfelt?So, the apples didn't grow this year?,Does it matter anyway, lose the fear, you can never ever stay here, the apples will reappear, when you are gone,...	optimisticme	257	2	Feb 2022	Feb 2022 Abby1963
while we are at itcoupla bear jokes.....	Oceanzest	257	2	Feb 2022	Feb 2022 Mizzy4
A Little SailboatI don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a li...	EyeLook4U	257	0	Oct 2021
The CallThis poem is about soliders in Irish army claiming for deafness caused by load noises as in firing guns; cannons etc etc. The media had a field abou...	Unknown	257	1	Jun 2011	Jun 2011 Unknown
I Said Coffee2007 Pushcart Prize nominee...	Unknown	257	8	May 2012	May 2012 Unknown
a nose jobummmmmm.....lol...no excuse for this one...dunno where it came from...	andrew149	256	1	Jan 2011	Jan 2011 niah9

It’s Ok to SayLife...	Unknown	256	0	Oct 2013
" Desparate Love " by JonroanI wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me o...	Jonroan	255	2	Mar 2013	Mar 2013 SundaySilence
It may have beenIt may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her sil...	Unknown	255	0	Oct 2009	Oct 2009 Unknown
Silly rhymeJust a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love....	Unknown	254	3	Nov 2012	Nov 2012 orientalkoru
Earthquakes In AlaskaThe weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I wo...	EyeLook4U	254	4	Aug 2021	Aug 2021 southmiami4321
Death bed jokespotted from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach video...	Oceanzest	253	1	Sep 2020	Sep 2020 southmiami4321
JoeWhat good are all your millions Joe, if you have to pee and you can’t go!...	sensualsinger	252	0	Feb 2022
Check this out...Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen yea...	Unknown	252	3	Sep 2010	Sep 2010 Unknown
bouncing ballbouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sk...	Unknown	251	0	Sep 2010
days outwashed over my while in the bath...	Unknown	251	0	Feb 2010
~~~~~ ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ~~~~~~Got to love a bit of fun with thiS write enjoy a cookie from poet corner l.o.l....	breathless22	250	3	Oct 2011	Oct 2011 breathless22
EasedroppingPublic cell phone talking...	shewalks	250	2	Feb 2012	Feb 2012 Unknown
SMUGJOYClose to dawn well before the first slivers of sun you already foresaw with a shiver of glee what a wonderful day it was going to be...	utterlytruthfull	250	0	Jan 2022

Driving ErrorDriving Instructor: “why do you keep coming back Dave?” David: “I want to pass”. Driving Instructor: “you won’t pass unless you take the goddam...	DK1001	250	0	Jun 2020
The Great EsacapeMore nonsense and chuckles ....	Unknown	249	4	Oct 2012	Oct 2012 Unknown
why dont trees go coldWhy dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the tre...	Unknown	249	2	Sep 2010	Sep 2010 Unknown
barknog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit....	john_keats2021	247	5	Jul 2021	Jul 2021 salamuna
online today! Romantic or what?I could see the raindrops falling, and the comet in the sky, but there was a vision that enthralled from the corner of my eye, and I wondered was I dr...	optimisticme	247	1	Jan 2022	Jan 2022 southmiami4321
Perched On The Pot (little silly)I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE...	endogirl78	246	0	Nov 2011
Phonaesthetically speakingPhonaesthetically speaking its like 123 Like William once told us, its like A B C So write your mystical thoughts And clever words that rhyme Bu...	Unknown	245	2	Jan 2022	Jan 2022 Unknown
Raddly! Daddly! Doo! WooHooo!!!Let me know if you want to read the rest...	Zoharstrius	245	0	Dec 5
lolroses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in....	Unknown	244	0	Jan 2012	Jan 2012 Fellsman
Freight in the nightDon't know where this one came from?....lol...	Unknown	244	0	Dec 2012

Motivation and Creation DemonstrationWas just having fun...	Unknown	244	2	Jun 2011	Jun 2011 Unknown
one more shiftdone roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun...	Unknown	243	0	Sep 2010
song chainit was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YE...	Unknown	243	1	Aug 2010	Aug 2010 SCatlyn
ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS.Have you ever been to Orange in the middle of Winter ? All you need is some warm clothes & a Toddy. The locals don't seem to mind the Winter but the...	maymyo	243	1	May 2021	May 2021 Oceanzest
Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki...	tigertales	241	0	Apr 2015
unluckywhen freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived...	Unknown	241	1	Aug 2010	Aug 2010 SCatlyn
on line todayhumoristic inspiration......	lorentz	239	3	Aug 2011	Aug 2011 lorentz
online today! Well, this is how it is!So the Russians are on our shore, monstrous entity too big to IGNORE, and we will float out with our toys, pretend we are bigger, lies, we are just...	optimisticme	238	0	Jan 2022
online today! When your number is up!I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up toda...	optimisticme	238	0	Mar 2022
online today! WonderingIm kinda of angry at life, its promise was more than it could be,,,I loved you more than I could see,,, wow,, aint that cool,, love poetry,,written li...	optimisticme	237	0	Dec 2021
Nun of the Abovesome zesty word play .....	Oceanzest	237	0	Sep 2020