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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
OOOOOPS Poem

OOOOOPS!Toilet humour.....lol....xxx...

andrew1494047Jan 2011Jan 2011
hedistuff
Unknown4045Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
Smile Poem

Smilelets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live...

Unknown4044Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
NonSense Sensation Poem

NonSense Sensationrandom nonsense...

Unknown4030Jan 2010
Haiku Confetti Summer Day Poem

Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes...

gardenhackle4030Aug 2010
The Corn Message Poem

The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down...

EyeLook4U4030Jan 2013
Steven Poem

StevenJust Me...

Unknown4034Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
Full Moon Revisited Poem

Full Moon (Revisited)Hello Dear, will be home as soon as possible. Would love a nice juicy steak, medium rare...don't forget to vitamize it. Maybe a nice cookie. Love...Wo...

steve12234032Jul 2011Jul 2011
cbsAlexius
Full Moon Poem

Full MoonSorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon....

steve12234033Jul 2011Jul 2011
marikia
WRONG MOVE Poem

WRONG MOVEHave you ever made a wrong move...

Unknown4034Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Ladies Size Matters Poem

Ladies - Size MattersLooked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no o...

Stedan4035Dec 2013Jan 2014
madtat29
Mannish Poem

MannishAs I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the...

Contreeashell4030Dec 2017
Let your Love Shine Its Time Poem

Let your Love Shine! It's Time!True loves Desires...

Unknown4030Dec 2019
Cirque du Poetry Poem

Cirque du PoetryWelcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem...

steve12234024Sep 2011Sep 2011
marikia
The Night Before Thanksgiving Poem

The Night Before ThanksgivingI was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was t...

HuggerMan4U4023Oct 2012Oct 2012
HuggerMan4U
just stop Poem

just stopJust stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from...

Luke84214023Sep 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Girl from Nantucket Poem

Girl from NantucketWhy do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?...

gardenhackle4026Jul 2010Jul 2010
gardenhackle

Winning WaysI'll put a 50 on Gazebo to win, She's a sure bet, its not a sin, At 100 to 1 I know where she's been, I really can't lose, gimme the phone till...

optimisticme4022Apr 2010Apr 2010
agoodguy2have
A Yarn Poem

A YarnBeware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder...........

andifree4024Feb 2010Feb 2010
Unknown
Whos Land Poem

'Who's Land'In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy wa...

Unknown4010Sep 2012
Mary and Me Poem

Mary and MeUnless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was se...

steve12234012Jul 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Dear Santa Poem

Dear SantaI could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game....

mcradloff4012Dec 2021Dec 2021
EXRED3
Puzzle Poem

PuzzlePuzzle time...

Oceanzest4015Jul 2021Jul 2021
FargoFan
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew Poem

A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol...

Unknown4010Dec 2013
Show Me the Way to Go Hame Poem

Show Me the Way to Go HameHic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be b...

shadow195040010Dec 2013Jan 2014
shadow1950
These City Streets Poem

These City StreetsJust observing...

GMS754000Apr 2013
INTERNAL LIE DETECTOR Poem

INTERNAL LIE DETECTORReal reaction I feel when I'm untruthful, whether on purpose or not....

BobbyC13484000Aug 2018
i woke up nevermind Poem

i woke up nevermind.if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line....

kickit224007Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
The Hand Poem

The HandI think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so...

steve12234002Sep 2011Oct 2011
Poetnumber1
P S your monster Poem

P.S. your monsterdid this some time back brought it forward again...

morgen902103992Oct 2013Oct 2013
morgen90210
The Family At Number Seven Poem

The Family At Number SevenI once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy a...

steve12233991Mar 2014Mar 2014
morgen90210
Purple Poem

PurplePurple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie...

Taz02743983Feb 2017Mar 2017
Purpledragon64
Fridge Monster Poem

Fridge MonsterA bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4...

steve12233980Jul 2011
Raincoat Poem

RaincoatWhy you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL...

steve12233985Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
mans best friend Poem

mans best friendYou know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know the...

Unknown3982Nov 2010Nov 2010
Ladybee42

The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a...

optimisticme3970May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
Eat more Salmon Haiku Poem

Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat"....

gardenhackle3974Aug 2010Aug 2010
Ladybee42
The Funny side of Love Poem

The Funny side of LoveLove is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I a...

Unknown3979Jan 2013Jan 2013
Unknown
Anomaly Poem

"Anomaly"Paralyzed in this silence. I’m bewildered by your science. Where do I fit in this chaos theory? I’m trapped in a matrix that is Illusionary. Who b...

IvoryPetals3972Sep 2013Sep 2013
IvoryPetals
Round and Round Poem

Round and RoundA thought on life...

justarius3978Mar 2020Apr 2020
justarius
Doghouse Letter Poem

Doghouse LetterHe got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So fo...

EyeLook4U3960Mar 2017Mar 2017
PlainoldJane
Private Email Poem

Private EmailI need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!...

ImagineLove3963Jul 2014Jul 2014
weemick1960

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