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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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OOOOOPS!Toilet humour.....lol....xxx... | andrew149 | 404 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 hedistuff |
Unknown | 404 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown | |
Smilelets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live... | Unknown | 404 | 4 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
NonSense Sensationrandom nonsense... | Unknown | 403 | 0 | Jan 2010 | |
Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes... | gardenhackle | 403 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
The Corn MessageA cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down... | EyeLook4U | 403 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
StevenJust Me... | Unknown | 403 | 4 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
Full Moon (Revisited)Hello Dear, will be home as soon as possible. Would love a nice juicy steak, medium rare...don't forget to vitamize it. Maybe a nice cookie. Love...Wo... | steve1223 | 403 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 cbsAlexius |
Full MoonSorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon.... | steve1223 | 403 | 3 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 marikia |
WRONG MOVEHave you ever made a wrong move... | Unknown | 403 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Ladies - Size MattersLooked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no o... | Stedan | 403 | 5 | Dec 2013 | Jan 2014 madtat29 |
MannishAs I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the... | Contreeashell | 403 | 0 | Dec 2017 | |
Let your Love Shine! It's Time!True loves Desires... | Unknown | 403 | 0 | Dec 2019 | |
Cirque du PoetryWelcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem... | steve1223 | 402 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 marikia |
The Night Before ThanksgivingI was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was t... | HuggerMan4U | 402 | 3 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 HuggerMan4U |
just stopJust stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from... | Luke8421 | 402 | 3 | Sep 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Girl from NantucketWhy do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?... | gardenhackle | 402 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 gardenhackle |
Winning WaysI'll put a 50 on Gazebo to win, She's a sure bet, its not a sin, At 100 to 1 I know where she's been, I really can't lose, gimme the phone till... | optimisticme | 402 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
A YarnBeware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder........... | andifree | 402 | 4 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 Unknown |
'Who's Land'In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy wa... | Unknown | 401 | 0 | Sep 2012 | |
Mary and MeUnless you want to be inundated by animals don't invite that blasted cat and her fat flea. We never did get the house back. At last count there was se... | steve1223 | 401 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Dear SantaI could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.... | mcradloff | 401 | 2 | Dec 2021 | Dec 2021 EXRED3 |
PuzzlePuzzle time... | Oceanzest | 401 | 5 | Jul 2021 | Jul 2021 FargoFan |
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol... | Unknown | 401 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
Show Me the Way to Go HameHic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be b... | shadow1950 | 400 | 10 | Dec 2013 | Jan 2014 shadow1950 |
These City StreetsJust observing... | GMS75 | 400 | 0 | Apr 2013 | |
INTERNAL LIE DETECTORReal reaction I feel when I'm untruthful, whether on purpose or not.... | BobbyC1348 | 400 | 0 | Aug 2018 | |
i woke up nevermind.if this doesn't work i'll delete but gonna see how it goes. the end is an actual joke tried to incorporate that as a punch line.... | kickit22 | 400 | 7 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
The HandI think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so... | steve1223 | 400 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Oct 2011 Poetnumber1 |
P.S. your monsterdid this some time back brought it forward again... | morgen90210 | 399 | 2 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 morgen90210 |
The Family At Number SevenI once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy a... | steve1223 | 399 | 1 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 morgen90210 |
PurplePurple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie... | Taz0274 | 398 | 3 | Feb 2017 | Mar 2017 Purpledragon64 |
Fridge MonsterA bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4... | steve1223 | 398 | 0 | Jul 2011 | |
RaincoatWhy you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL... | steve1223 | 398 | 5 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
mans best friendYou know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know the... | Unknown | 398 | 2 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Ladybee42 |
The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a... | optimisticme | 397 | 0 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".... | gardenhackle | 397 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Ladybee42 |
The Funny side of LoveLove is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I a... | Unknown | 397 | 9 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 Unknown |
"Anomaly"Paralyzed in this silence. I’m bewildered by your science. Where do I fit in this chaos theory? I’m trapped in a matrix that is Illusionary. Who b... | IvoryPetals | 397 | 2 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 IvoryPetals |
Round and RoundA thought on life... | justarius | 397 | 8 | Mar 2020 | Apr 2020 justarius |
Doghouse LetterHe got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So fo... | EyeLook4U | 396 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 PlainoldJane |
Private EmailI need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!... | ImagineLove | 396 | 3 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 weemick1960 |
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