Raincoat

Walking down Rundle Mall
Wearing my new raincoat
Up I go and open coat
Do you want a ........
And off they walk
This is no good
I'm being ignored
I'll try this young lady
Excuse me miss
And I open my coat
And away she is going
This is sad, this is bad
Not the response I'm expecting
I'll try once more
This nice old lady
Again I open raincoat
And start my spiel
Why yes young man
She quickly answers
What sort of poems
Are you selling
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Posted: Aug 2011
About this poem:
Why you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL

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Poetnumber1
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ,Bravo,for a minute i thought the old hag would have invited you homelaugh ,you had me for a while,BRILLIANT STEVE,keep them coming..laugh applause applause applause applause
Mariette01
Don't sell yourself short Honey, kiss hug kiss
netman
I thought I saw you the other day selling your poetry in Rundle Mall. Thought I'd go up and say hello. When he opened his raincoat I saw that it was not poems he was selling.
netman
Forgot to add that it was watches. Why what did you think?

danceline danceline
Ayhra
I still have the smike on my face, funny. Good luck with the selling! :)
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