| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Bottle of Love (A Saga)First one for a couple of years, back to a trusted style... | trurorob | 744 | 15 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2020 godsprincess |
 Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing... | Unknown | 743 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
grumpy old men/gone past caring.wrote this poem,to perform it on stage,at a charity event,I helped organise,planned for good friday,at the boathouse bar,salisbury,wilts,it's a comedy... | Unknown | 741 | 2 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 jazzy75 |
That Little Bird is CrazyPolitical humor....... | Yankee4you | 737 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Redex |
Local Politics (Macduff's Just Because Challange)Well....placing some folksy diatribe about politics into a most colorful local "Hill Farmer" vernacular requires some skill so that means in order to... | Yankee4you | 737 | 4 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 Macduff5 |
 Free Range ChickensThey had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie... | mcradloff | 737 | 12 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 mcradloff |
 Yummy Cookies!, got modification to poem!... | rusticbink | 736 | 6 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2015 rusticbink |
 The PoetI'm not giving away the secret :)... | steve1223 | 736 | 7 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 paloma66 |
 My lil' green Christmas truckOk..So I'm up early this morning..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 736 | 10 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
My First TimeTrue story. Kathy was fourteen and experienced. I was eighteen and green. Fortunately, she didn't get pregnant. Her mom came home later and Kathy... | Unknown | 736 | 13 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
 As Ancient as MacintoshA bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a sil... | morgen90210 | 734 | 6 | May 2016 | May 2016 morgen90210 |
 I Remember The First time It Happened..I thought this was too good not to share.... | Mizzy4 | 734 | 8 | Jan 2014 | Dec 2016 Macduff5 |
 PLUNGER MANThe newest super hero PLUNGER MAN... | F4rgiven1 | 731 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 F4rgiven1 |
Knight of GimmemoorAn entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much... | Yankee4you | 730 | 9 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Fellsman |
 Glider limerickOK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...... | kilovolts | 730 | 2 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 mcradloff |
 SELF HYPNOTISMself administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 730 | 23 | Aug 2010 | Jan 2012 Maxeen_1 |
Old Lady Nursery RhymeThere was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * *... | studecar | 730 | 8 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 studecar |
 Spell Itjust having fun... | kickit22 | 729 | 13 | Nov 2010 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
Mailbox womenTribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 728 | 3 | May 2012 | May 2012 niah9 |
I could tellThis is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 728 | 14 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
You Have Been Replaced :(Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank g... | Happygolucky4u | 727 | 5 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Fellsman |
 Three Little WordsGOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the makin... | boyshchrm6 | 727 | 18 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 TRJohn |
 Limerick Weekend #2I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".... | gardenhackle | 727 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 SCatlyn |
 my four dogs and me...a childs mindwe all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our... | hedistuff | 726 | 1 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 darkhorse555 |
 Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be... | Retsina_007 | 726 | 2 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 godsprincess |
 Lets Bake a CakeI think that hen will be Sunday dinner... | shadow1950 | 725 | 27 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
After the Partywanted to repost this after i pulled it.... | kickit22 | 725 | 11 | Jun 2011 | Mar 2013 Unknown |
A country tangojust having fun with words... | kickit22 | 725 | 21 | May 2012 | May 2012 kickit22 |
 Blind DateAn oldie and a goldie.... | Macduff5 | 724 | 4 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
I'm new on this siteOMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 723 | 3 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 cafetwo2010 |
 CLUTTERWhat can I say I live in a small place with not much storage but that is not really the issue is it? I think most of us can relate to this poem I wrot... | smallworlds | 723 | 4 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 mcradloff |
Steve 1223 look for long time womanTribute to Steve's 'NICE LADY' poem..sooo funny..... | cafetwo2010 | 723 | 5 | Nov 2012 | Jun 2019 madtat29 |
 Very silly poem, number 1There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbi... | jac379 | 722 | 6 | May 2010 | Jan 2014 studecar |
What Women WantThis was written some time back. I don't think things have changed that much.... | Macduff5 | 722 | 8 | Sep 2016 | Nov 2016 sec1985 |
Are You Smarter Than a Highschool Dropout?Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as t... | mcradloff | 722 | 10 | Feb 2013 | Mar 2013 mcradloff |
YoutubeThere are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel... | mcradloff | 719 | 6 | May 2013 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
Me love you long timeHelllow: Dude here..? Looking for a female with ruby lips to kiss on my face in the park.. Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck.. I... | cafetwo2010 | 719 | 9 | Oct 2013 | May 2014 SCatlyn |
The Flying DutchmanJust 15 minutes of glory to Flying Dutchman ...... | salamuna | 719 | 10 | Mar 2021 | Sep 2023 salamuna |
Conquer and surrender neighbourhood styleFolks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire,... | morgen90210 | 718 | 11 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2016 morgen90210 |
One Bad TripNow I am off on a really bad trip Who said the circus was a really good tip, Millions of lions chasing me down A bearded woman and a killer crazed... | Unknown | 717 | 6 | Jan 2010 | Feb 2014 Unknown |
 pity penny pie pence (Jade's Challenge)Inspired by Jade's P & Ragdoll poems... *pips(of oranges)/seeds of oranges... | SCatlyn | 717 | 14 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
Frogs LamentHad to give the frogs right of reply... | steve1223 | 716 | 5 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
