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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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who me?Just playing and thinking hahaha... | liketoworkhard | 493 | 0 | May 2014 | |
CRUEL RAINIts rained for days i'm locked in... | EXRED | 492 | 13 | Aug 2019 | Aug 2019 EXRED |
On the Brink of a BankBroke... | Unknown | 492 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 trurorob |
asleep i grewWhen newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my hea... | Unknown | 492 | 13 | Oct 2010 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS.....lolLa la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx... | andrew149 | 491 | 10 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 andrew149 |
~~ Fun To Be Funny~~Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.... | breathless22 | 491 | 4 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 breathless22 |
Fervid Frenzyyou confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you... | iluvisis1 | 491 | 1 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 TAR_734 |
I've been ransomedI languish in chains..... | cafetwo2010 | 491 | 6 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 cafetwo2010 |
Body talkYou never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her... | cafetwo2010 | 491 | 10 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 ImagineLove |
Good Morning DarlingGood morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the... | steve1223 | 489 | 0 | Aug 2013 | |
Warning!The drug commercials!!!... | Unknown | 489 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra... | cambuff | 488 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 amahlala |
Not All Bugs Taste the SamePondering... | GMS75 | 488 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
Strange tripSomeone slipped me a Jeffery...... | madtat29 | 487 | 5 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 madtat29 |
Friends in High PlacesI was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places.... | mcradloff | 487 | 0 | Jul 2014 | |
When Cupid gets Drunk* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this)..... | lovecanbereal | 487 | 4 | Sep 2022 | Oct 2022 lovecanbereal |
The High KingShort and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.... | Unknown | 487 | 8 | Aug 2012 | Sep 2012 Yankee4you |
How dead is dead?The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to... | cafetwo2010 | 486 | 4 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
country or citythink i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.... | kickit22 | 486 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 kickit22 |
10th Dimension?Poetry in Motion? Soph xx... | sophiasummer | 486 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 boyshchrm6 |
My bro jim,I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon wi... | peachmelba | 486 | 1 | May 2015 | May 2015 peachmelba |
My astrological sign..lolI'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I w... | cafetwo2010 | 486 | 5 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Silk Road AdventureYes this happened to me ! Should I tell?... | jockboy61 | 486 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 mimzy333 |
The three things to take (challenge)I got no clue what the challenge is really about to be honest, but I figured it was about an island and what to take, and sorry if it was a closed thi... | Unknown | 485 | 11 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 Unknown |
Self defenceJust for fun... | steve1223 | 485 | 1 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Unknown |
DEFEATPARABLE... | Unknown | 485 | 1 | Jun 2015 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
Code redA question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on... | optimisticme | 484 | 1 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
the things i would take challengeOnto my island in the sun Three thing I will take Take my saw and make me tables and chairs I will sit and ponder As the world goes bye Wi... | wayne34 | 483 | 9 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 Redex |
SummertimeSummertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version.... | Oceanzest | 482 | 1 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 godsprincess |
OH jOHNThere is nothing like the written word To give form to feelings past unheard 'Tis as if the writer were on a mission To release years of shyness, i... | caroljoyce | 482 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai... | optimisticme | 482 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOLJust following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 481 | 14 | Mar 2011 | Apr 2012 paloma66 |
For There's Life In The Old Girl YetWith a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gumm... | steve1223 | 481 | 2 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
nowhere to be foundnow where did i put that fourth stanza?... | agoodguy2have | 481 | 5 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Ladybee42 |
Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write...... | orientalkoru | 481 | 5 | May 2014 | May 2014 orientalkoru |
AnomalyI had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual....... | salamuna | 480 | 5 | Apr 2021 | Apr 2021 morgen90210 |
Faking it.Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)... | Unknown | 480 | 12 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
Things are as they appear to be…“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to u... | Earlgreytea | 480 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Earlgreytea |
The New MacDonald - song lyricWritten 10 years ago but still works.... | Unknown | 480 | 8 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 jazzy75 |
aspergus moondoctor roland/mysterious lorentz... | lorentz | 479 | 6 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
MathematicsI find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones... | steve1223 | 479 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
~ Lie to Me ~Do you care? Now tell me ~ Don't Lie! Lol... | Unknown | 478 | 6 | Oct 2018 | May 2020 godsprincess |
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