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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
who me Poem

who me?Just playing and thinking hahaha...

liketoworkhard4930May 2014
CRUEL RAIN Poem

CRUEL RAINIts rained for days i'm locked in...

EXRED49213Aug 2019Aug 2019
EXRED
Unknown4922Sep 2009Oct 2009
trurorob
asleep i grew Poem

asleep i grewWhen newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my hea...

Unknown49213Oct 2010Feb 2011
Unknown
THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS lol Poem

THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS.....lolLa la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx...

andrew14949110Jul 2011Jul 2011
andrew149
Fun To Be Funny Poem

~~ Fun To Be Funny~~Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l....

breathless224914Dec 2011Dec 2011
breathless22
Fervid Frenzy Poem

Fervid Frenzyyou confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you...

iluvisis14911Jan 2014Jan 2014
TAR_734
Ive been ransomed Poem

I've been ransomedI languish in chains.....

cafetwo20104916Feb 2013Feb 2013
cafetwo2010
Body talk Poem

Body talkYou never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her...

cafetwo201049110Sep 2014Sep 2014
ImagineLove
Good Morning Darling Poem

Good Morning DarlingGood morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the...

steve12234890Aug 2013
Warning Poem

Warning!The drug commercials!!!...

Unknown4897Jul 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
A Womans Domain The Sequel Poem

A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra...

cambuff4885Aug 2010Sep 2010
amahlala
GMS754884Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
Strange trip Poem

Strange tripSomeone slipped me a Jeffery......

madtat294875Feb 2013Feb 2013
madtat29
Friends in High Places Poem

Friends in High PlacesI was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places....

mcradloff4870Jul 2014

When Cupid gets Drunk* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this).....

lovecanbereal4874Sep 2022Oct 2022
lovecanbereal
The High King Poem

The High KingShort and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish....

Unknown4878Aug 2012Sep 2012
Yankee4you
How dead is dead Poem

How dead is dead?The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to...

cafetwo20104864Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
country or city Poem

country or citythink i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing....

kickit224866Apr 2011Apr 2011
kickit22
10th Dimension Poem

10th Dimension?Poetry in Motion? Soph xx...

sophiasummer4866Apr 2011Apr 2011
boyshchrm6
My bro jim Poem

My bro jim,I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon wi...

peachmelba4861May 2015May 2015
peachmelba
My astrological sign lol Poem

My astrological sign..lolI'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I w...

cafetwo20104865Nov 2016Nov 2016
cafetwo2010
Silk Road Adventure Poem

Silk Road AdventureYes this happened to me ! Should I tell?...

jockboy614861May 2014May 2014
mimzy333
The three things to take challenge Poem

The three things to take (challenge)I got no clue what the challenge is really about to be honest, but I figured it was about an island and what to take, and sorry if it was a closed thi...

Unknown48511Sep 2013Sep 2013
Unknown
Self defence Poem

Self defenceJust for fun...

steve12234851Apr 2013Apr 2013
Unknown
DEFEAT Poem

DEFEATPARABLE...

Unknown4851Jun 2015Jul 2015
Unknown

Code redA question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on...

optimisticme4841May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
the things i would take challenge Poem

the things i would take challengeOnto my island in the sun Three thing I will take Take my saw and make me tables and chairs I will sit and ponder As the world goes bye Wi...

wayne344839Sep 2013Sep 2013
Redex
Summertime Poem

SummertimeSummertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version....

Oceanzest4821Feb 2018Feb 2018
godsprincess
OH jOHN Poem

OH jOHNThere is nothing like the written word To give form to feelings past unheard 'Tis as if the writer were on a mission To release years of shyness, i...

caroljoyce4822Apr 2010Apr 2010
agoodguy2have

I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai...

optimisticme4824May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
A LITTLE MAGICK LOL Poem

A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOLJust following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx...

andrew14948114Mar 2011Apr 2012
paloma66
For Theres Life In The Old Girl Yet Poem

For There's Life In The Old Girl YetWith a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gumm...

steve12234812Dec 2011Dec 2011
steve1223
nowhere to be found Poem

nowhere to be foundnow where did i put that fourth stanza?...

agoodguy2have4815Jul 2011Jul 2011
Ladybee42
Secret Recipe Coffee Tea or Rhyme Poem

Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write......

orientalkoru4815May 2014May 2014
orientalkoru
Anomaly Poem

AnomalyI had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual.......

salamuna4805Apr 2021Apr 2021
morgen90210
Faking it Poem

Faking it.Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)...

Unknown48012Feb 2011Feb 2011
Unknown
Things are as they appear to be Poem

Things are as they appear to be…“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to u...

Earlgreytea4808Aug 2010Aug 2010
Earlgreytea
The New MacDonald song lyric Poem

The New MacDonald - song lyricWritten 10 years ago but still works....

Unknown4808Mar 2010Mar 2010
jazzy75
aspergus moon Poem

aspergus moondoctor roland/mysterious lorentz...

lorentz4796Aug 2011Aug 2011
lorentz
Mathematics Poem

MathematicsI find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones...

steve12234792Aug 2013Sep 2013
fjamesj9701
Lie to Me Poem

~ Lie to Me ~Do you care? Now tell me ~ Don't Lie! Lol...

Unknown4786Oct 2018May 2020
godsprincess

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