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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Boys will be Boyslol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx... | andrew149 | 543 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 andrew149 |
redex made me do this, and I'm no gentlemansave that cork, I may need it...... | hedistuff | 542 | 5 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Earlgreytea |
moneyi wrote this poem because a email i got here a doctor she said in her words a shrink why am i wasting my time writi... | Unknown | 542 | 2 | Jul 2009 | Jul 2009 Unknown |
Friday is Tuesday's Saturday nightIt's Friday!!... | cafetwo2010 | 542 | 14 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
The Bar Scene!I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol... | Unknown | 542 | 4 | Dec 2012 | Jan 2013 Unknown |
sad frognow what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog... | darkhorse555 | 542 | 10 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
Mr Bean Bridget JonesI know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the... | Happychatty1 | 541 | 2 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 Happychatty1 |
Knocker KnockersMore of a tongue twister inspired by a forum... | postneoludite | 541 | 2 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Unknown |
.... from Nantucketsee...clean...hah! (dammit)... | hedistuff | 541 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)This was written by request... | steve1223 | 540 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Social DefectDown the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why eve... | Unknown | 540 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Cant Sleepsleepless nights... | Unknown | 540 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
My Christmas ListChristmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh... | Retsina_007 | 540 | 2 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 beautifulyou |
Betty SueA true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol... | Spartacus2012 | 540 | 4 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Spartacus2012 |
A Funny Story in Song...Song/Artist in case you don’t know or forgot… The Night Chicago Died/Paper Lace; Photograph/Def Leppard; Sister Christian/Night Ranger; Centerfold/J.... | AnoniAmos | 539 | 0 | Nov 2017 | |
But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t... | optimisticme | 539 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
You Meeting.a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank y... | 2725dl | 539 | 7 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 2725dl |
Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy!!!The Poem says that!!... | particolor | 539 | 13 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 particolor |
Shake My SoulMay I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it..... | Unknown | 539 | 4 | Jun 2009 | Jun 2009 Unknown |
A poets prayerMaybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)... | Unknown | 538 | 3 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 jazzy75 |
refuse refuse (waste waste)sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe... | hedistuff | 538 | 3 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 agoodguy2have |
A RUDE AWAKENINGGlad I don't dream much... | EXRED | 538 | 17 | Jun 2019 | Jun 2019 EXRED |
Ode to a meat pieStudying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it... | Oceanzest | 537 | 6 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 salamuna |
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 537 | 4 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Broken feetBart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three... | Jokerman73 | 536 | 2 | Sep 2012 | May 2013 Unknown |
Love BugsThey should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US... | Happygolucky4u | 535 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Super HeroesSuper heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!... | mcradloff | 535 | 2 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 mcradloff |
MY NEW GARDENObservations making my new garden grow for birds and ME... | EXRED | 535 | 18 | Jun 2019 | Jul 2019 EXRED |
looneyCrazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!... | madtat29 | 535 | 26 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 madtat29 |
Hihi... | kickit22 | 534 | 4 | Apr 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Limerick BantyHis girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, the... | studecar | 534 | 3 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 lucy1777 |
Poetnumber1A day in the life of Poetnumber1... | steve1223 | 533 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 SundaySilence |
smeared windshieldBug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams... | kickit22 | 533 | 11 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
The wizards potionStir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Spri... | cafetwo2010 | 533 | 12 | Jun 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
A lock of my hair..lolO thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while... | cafetwo2010 | 533 | 11 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 SCatlyn |
The real Profilelol.... | cafetwo2010 | 532 | 12 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lolLOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 532 | 14 | Aug 2010 | Mar 2011 Redex |
The Publisher Is Not Responsible...Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected.... | Dagosto | 531 | 6 | May 2010 | May 2010 Dagosto |
Ah well!Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on... | optimisticme | 531 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
A Summer RiddleWhat time is it for you?... | Unknown | 531 | 12 | May 2011 | Jun 2011 niah9 |
simplepoems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script... | elo69 | 531 | 2 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 lindsyjones |
HeadlinersTired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible h... | cafetwo2010 | 531 | 8 | Oct 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
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