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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
Boys will be Boys Poem

Boys will be Boyslol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx...

andrew1495438Aug 2010Aug 2010
andrew149
redex made me do this and Im no gentleman Poem

redex made me do this, and I'm no gentlemansave that cork, I may need it......

hedistuff5425Mar 2011Mar 2011
Earlgreytea
money Poem

moneyi wrote this poem because a email i got here a doctor she said in her words a shrink why am i wasting my time writi...

Unknown5422Jul 2009Jul 2009
Unknown
cafetwo201054214Oct 2011Oct 2011
Unknown
The Bar Scene Poem

The Bar Scene!I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol...

Unknown5424Dec 2012Jan 2013
Unknown
sad frog Poem

sad frognow what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog...

darkhorse55554210May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
Mr Bean Bridget Jones Poem

Mr Bean Bridget JonesI know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the...

Happychatty15412Nov 2017Nov 2017
Happychatty1
Knocker Knockers Poem

Knocker KnockersMore of a tongue twister inspired by a forum...

postneoludite5412Jul 2014Jul 2014
Unknown
from Nantucket Poem

.... from Nantucketsee...clean...hah! (dammit)...

hedistuff5417Jan 2011Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
Our Love Has Failed Poetnumber1 steve1223 Poem

Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)This was written by request...

steve12235402Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Social Defect Poem

Social DefectDown the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why eve...

Unknown5400Jan 2012
Cant Sleep Poem

Cant Sleepsleepless nights...

Unknown5404Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
My Christmas List Poem

My Christmas ListChristmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh...

Retsina_0075402Dec 2014Dec 2014
beautifulyou
Betty Sue Poem

Betty SueA true story!.. Name was changed to protect the innocent..lol...

Spartacus20125404Oct 2014Oct 2014
Spartacus2012
A Funny Story in Song Poem

A Funny Story in Song...Song/Artist in case you don’t know or forgot… The Night Chicago Died/Paper Lace; Photograph/Def Leppard; Sister Christian/Night Ranger; Centerfold/J....

AnoniAmos5390Nov 2017

But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t...

optimisticme5390Sep 2011
You Meeting Poem

You Meeting.a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank y...

2725dl5397Jan 2013Jan 2013
2725dl
Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy Poem

Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy!!!The Poem says that!!...

particolor53913Sep 2012Sep 2012
particolor
Shake My Soul Poem

Shake My SoulMay I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it.....

Unknown5394Jun 2009Jun 2009
Unknown
A poets prayer Poem

A poets prayerMaybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)...

Unknown5383Sep 2009Oct 2009
jazzy75
refuse refuse waste waste Poem

refuse refuse (waste waste)sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe...

hedistuff5383Mar 2010Mar 2010
agoodguy2have
A RUDE AWAKENING Poem

A RUDE AWAKENINGGlad I don't dream much...

EXRED53817Jun 2019Jun 2019
EXRED
Ode to a meat pie Poem

Ode to a meat pieStudying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it...

Oceanzest5376Oct 2021Oct 2021
salamuna
Prepare yourself for The Lady Killer Poem

Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol....

cafetwo20105374Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
Broken feet Poem

Broken feetBart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three...

Jokerman735362Sep 2012May 2013
Unknown

Love BugsThey should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US...

Happygolucky4u5351Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Super Heroes Poem

Super HeroesSuper heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!...

mcradloff5352Feb 2011Feb 2011
mcradloff
MY NEW GARDEN Poem

MY NEW GARDENObservations making my new garden grow for birds and ME...

EXRED53518Jun 2019Jul 2019
EXRED
looney Poem

looneyCrazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!...

madtat2953526Apr 2014Apr 2014
madtat29
Hi Poem

Hihi...

kickit225344Apr 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Limerick Banty Poem

Limerick BantyHis girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, the...

studecar5343Apr 2012Apr 2012
lucy1777
Poetnumber1 Poem

Poetnumber1A day in the life of Poetnumber1...

steve12235331Aug 2011Aug 2011
SundaySilence
smeared windshield Poem

smeared windshieldBug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams...

kickit2253311Aug 2011Aug 2011
gnj4u
The wizards potion Poem

The wizards potionStir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Spri...

cafetwo201053312Jun 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
A lock of my hair lol Poem

A lock of my hair..lolO thou trembling maiden who thouest wouldest to meeth be a recipient of thou mine locks of golden har.. Thy mumbling lips doth beg me while...

cafetwo201053311Sep 2014Sep 2014
SCatlyn
cafetwo201053212Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
LOVE A TRAGEDY Shakespeare Stylee lol Poem

LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lolLOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx...

andrew14953214Aug 2010Mar 2011
Redex
The Publisher Is Not Responsible Poem

The Publisher Is Not Responsible...Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected....

Dagosto5316May 2010May 2010
Dagosto

Ah well!Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on...

optimisticme5312May 2010May 2010
Unknown
A Summer Riddle Poem

A Summer RiddleWhat time is it for you?...

Unknown53112May 2011Jun 2011
niah9
simple Poem

simplepoems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script...

elo695312Nov 2017Nov 2017
lindsyjones
Headliners Poem

HeadlinersTired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible h...

cafetwo20105318Oct 2016Nov 2016
cafetwo2010

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