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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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the other daydamn tree, and its roots... | methuzelah | 301 | 0 | Dec 2018 | |
down and out in area 51what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?... | Unknown | 299 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 madtat29 |
VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku... | FargoFan | 299 | 0 | Sep 2020 | |
Animal jokesBrighten your day... | Oceanzest | 299 | 6 | Jun 2022 | Jul 2022 godsprincess |
Love on the edge of towntread carefully... | Oceanzest | 299 | 1 | May 2021 | May 2021 Mizzy4 |
SillyConfused... | ron398 | 299 | 0 | Feb 2012 | |
a turkeys lot..is not a happy onewell a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year... | Unknown | 297 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
voices in the nightTonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep... | Unknown | 297 | 1 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
Lower Back PainI've got Lower Back Pain and its so hurt.... | datatraveler31 | 297 | 0 | Jun 2019 | |
MAXILLAE THE SKELETON~COMPLMENTORYPOETRY Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being... | UniqueCrystal | 297 | 0 | Sep 2014 | |
MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.... | Unknown | 296 | 0 | Feb 2015 | |
Prank Videos I've WatchedI've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite.... | mcradloff | 296 | 0 | Mar 2019 | |
Rotting PudRotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck... | Stephenmcnulty | 296 | 3 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 TAR_734 |
Misson's visionReading about pirates, oh arrr... | Oceanzest | 296 | 6 | Jan 2022 | Feb 2022 Yankee4you |
Writers blockPoetic tomes, grammatical strife in a high piled, white tiled, scrabble life consonants collide vowels vault the sentence structure isn't neat a... | Oceanzest | 296 | 2 | Sep 2020 | Sep 2020 niah9 |
Farm AnimalsI wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of f... | Unknown | 296 | 0 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 mcradloff |
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAILTHOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE........ | breathless22 | 295 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
?If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.... | Unknown | 295 | 1 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
SILLYOK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WR... | optimisticme | 295 | 1 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Oceanzest |
The DoctorMy mind keeps playing the role of a doctor Another therapy session every day or two There was a girl that's why my chart has lots of pages doctor M... | EyeLook4U | 295 | 0 | Nov 2018 | |
Angry dwarfA dwarf has his reasons never discuss the finer points of pole vaulting... | Oceanzest | 294 | 1 | Sep 2020 | Sep 2020 FargoFan |
Silly RhymeJust having fun with rhymes....... | Didi7 | 293 | 1 | Aug 2022 | Sep 2022 southmiami4321 |
I can't find what i'm looking forI know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on... | Unknown | 293 | 6 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.... | Unknown | 293 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 thesunandthesea |
the perfect man*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*... | Unknown | 292 | 1 | May 2011 | Oct 2011 swade777 |
What I Don't Know I KnewI was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be... | ImagineLove | 292 | 1 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Higher learningI find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame n... | Unknown | 292 | 0 | May 2013 | |
Belle caught the clapper sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs... | agoodguy2have | 291 | 3 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
fuzzy thoughtsA trick an illusion, atomic fusion, death rebirth, worry and strife, mystical fanasy not real, not life, energy in motion, lifegiving potion, I'll... | Unknown | 291 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 gnj4u |
Cat name MikeThere once was a cat named Mike, liked to walk with his tail high in the air. When the girl cats would pass by, they would say, “ Oh my, oh my....... | justabum | 291 | 0 | Oct 2011 | |
CHESS WIH DEATHA story within a poem, that is how dancing performs... | Unknown | 291 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
little blackbirdplease don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it... | Unknown | 290 | 2 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rentGo on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let h... | Unknown | 290 | 3 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Its not becauseI like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I... | Unknown | 290 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
crooked manI was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.... | bigdave10 | 290 | 2 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
PythagorasThe marvel of the Ancient Greeks.... The term pi, was not used by Pythagoras, at the time...(hence the inverted commas)....But it amounts to the SA... | lovecanbereal | 290 | - | Jul 2022 | |
Southern SignsJust a bit of Southern humor.... | ReaderOfSouls | 289 | 2 | Feb 2022 | Feb 2022 EXRED3 |
Hold upJust having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D... | Didi7 | 289 | 2 | Jan 2023 | Jan 2023 Didi7 |
Mama OLaughing, laughing Merrily, Rushing and bubbling laughter, Cascading out her mouth See how she throws back the head, Arched neck As if to make s... | Unknown | 289 | 5 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 TAR_734 |
Taken for " A Ride"My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for... | Unknown | 288 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !... | Unknown | 288 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Governance* misquote of James Joyce actually from Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband" - "A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of in... | agoodguy2have | 288 | 2 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 Unknown |
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