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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
studecar6074Apr 2012Sep 2012
madtat29
Warm Beer Fear W B F Poem

Warm Beer Fear W.B.FHate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!...

Unknown6070Feb 2010
Gods Wonderful Railway Poem

God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or...

Juneau6072Oct 2009Oct 2009
trurorob
Or Would We Poem

Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much...

aware36066Mar 2011Mar 2011
aware3
What Poem

What?Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!...

cafetwo201060611Mar 2014Mar 2014
cafetwo2010
My Mamas gun Poem

My Mama's gunshe's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !...

morgen902106055Mar 2014Mar 2014
morgen90210
Star Log Winter 2014 Poem

Star Log: Winter 2014Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!...

ImagineLove6051Nov 2014Nov 2014
Unknown
The Three Little Pigs A New Story Part 2 of 4 Poem

The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong...

steve12236056Apr 2012Apr 2012
steve1223
BRIEF POETRY Poem

BRIEF POETRYListen, I never tire of writing poetry at home, at work and in the library in the morning I take off my blanket and I inspire myself in the superma...

GUZMAN16045Dec 2012Dec 2012
niah9
new 1 step program Poem

new 1 step programguranteed if ya paid for every step you walk you wouldn't be going to the bars or casinos or even the fridgerater as much. there for in one step all t...

kickit2260413May 2011May 2011
kickit22
A MALE MONOLOGUE Poem

A MALE MONOLOGUEBefore any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where wo...

steve122360311Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Yankee and his pony Poem

Yankee and his pony ...It's in my head still ....

morgen902106028Jul 2012Aug 2012
morgen90210
ism isms no poetry Poem

ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m...

hedistuff6025Jul 2010Jul 2010
agoodguy2have
What the Poem

What the?Sound Familiar boys? Just having some fun!...

boyshchrm660114May 2011Jun 2011
Redex
Limerick Poem

LimerickThere was a man from Nantucket, Got heavy hiccup in his stomach, He said: "I'd better think of project, Seek shelter on another heavenly object,...

marikia6012Jan 2011Jan 2011
Fellsman
Hey Cowboy Hold Your Horse Poem

Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!Fiction, lyrics to the song. If someone put it on music please send me link where you uploaded the song....

Unknown6018Feb 2012Feb 2012
ReaderOfSouls
She is right Poem

She is rightare you following me?...

kickit2260014Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Undecypherable Poem

Undecypherable?Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D...

Unknown6007Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
Girl Scouts Poem

Girl Scoutsamazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it......

hedistuff6002May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
Toilet power Dad growls Poem

Toilet power, Dad growlsYou know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha...

morgen9021060018Aug 2019Mar 2020
morgen90210
A DAY IN MY LIFE Poem

A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!...

WILDANDREADY6006Nov 2014Nov 2014
WILDANDREADY
A Bar Scene Poem

A Bar SceneThere she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innoce...

cambuff59911Aug 2010Aug 2010
cambuff
If Men Were Poem

If Men Were?No men were harmed in the making of this poem.....

Happygolucky4u5998Oct 2010Oct 2010
agoodguy2have
Bentlees Block Haiku Poem

Bentlees Block HaikuWords stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate...

Unknown5972Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
DOUBLE TAKE Poem

DOUBLE TAKEA lil fun with a re-write......

cafetwo20105969Dec 2011Dec 2011
cafetwo2010
Ode To Thee CS Poem

Ode To Thee CSOde to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you....

adjhe59610Jul 2012Jul 2012
adjhe
Secret code Poem

Secret codeBreak this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw...

cafetwo20105964Apr 2014Apr 2014
SundaySilence
He Asked She Asked Poem

He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting....

2725dl5964Jun 2013Jun 2013
2725dl
Damaged goods Poem

Damaged goodsA lil something lol...

madtat2959414Jul 2013Apr 2020
Unknown
Time Ticks Away Poem

Time Ticks AwayTime is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock th...

48jojo5948Mar 2015Mar 2015
Likethesunshine
In The Dell Poem

In The DellSomething light hearted for a change of pace...

steve12235948Aug 2014Sep 2014
Girlygirl196349

Swipe RightSwipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe...

lovecanbereal5944Jan 2018Feb 2018
lovecanbereal
FOOL Poem

FOOLI just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate....

smallworlds5943Aug 2012Aug 2012
Redex
Stuck in Snowville Poem

Stuck in SnowvilleJust askin'....geez!!!...

boyshchrm659422Feb 2011Mar 2011
boyshchrm6
Check Me Out Poem

Check Me Out!I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little...

gardenhackle5935Dec 2010Dec 2010
agoodguy2have
The rush job poem

The rush job poema quicky..lol...

cafetwo20105931Apr 2012Apr 2012
CloudySky
limerick for a fuddy duddy Poem

limerick for a fuddy duddyI never kissed her...I just heard about her...

hedistuff5934Oct 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
riddle Poem

riddleI am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be...

elo695931Jun 2016Jun 2016
mcradloff
Hannahs Day at the Farm Poem

Hannahs Day at the FarmMy daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to...

Special_Lady6759111Apr 2012Apr 2012
Special_Lady67
Encouragement Poem

EncouragementFollowing the suit, of limericks, coming down like a rainfall....

marikia5904Jan 2011Jan 2011
Ladybee42
Poetic Justice Poem

Poetic JusticeBit of a joke, really, but true nonetheless! ;)...

Barrellofart5906Apr 2010Apr 2010
Ladybee42
Music Poem

MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day...

liketoworkhard5907Dec 2013May 2014
fjamesj9701

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