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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Serviceit's in the news !... | studecar | 607 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Sep 2012 madtat29 |
Warm Beer Fear W.B.FHate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!... | Unknown | 607 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or... | Juneau | 607 | 2 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 trurorob |
Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much... | aware3 | 606 | 6 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 aware3 |
What?Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!... | cafetwo2010 | 606 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 cafetwo2010 |
My Mama's gunshe's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !... | morgen90210 | 605 | 5 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 morgen90210 |
Star Log: Winter 2014Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!... | ImagineLove | 605 | 1 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 Unknown |
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong... | steve1223 | 605 | 6 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 steve1223 |
BRIEF POETRYListen, I never tire of writing poetry at home, at work and in the library in the morning I take off my blanket and I inspire myself in the superma... | GUZMAN1 | 604 | 5 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 niah9 |
new 1 step programguranteed if ya paid for every step you walk you wouldn't be going to the bars or casinos or even the fridgerater as much. there for in one step all t... | kickit22 | 604 | 13 | May 2011 | May 2011 kickit22 |
A MALE MONOLOGUEBefore any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where wo... | steve1223 | 603 | 11 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
Yankee and his pony ...It's in my head still .... | morgen90210 | 602 | 8 | Jul 2012 | Aug 2012 morgen90210 |
ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m... | hedistuff | 602 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
What the?Sound Familiar boys? Just having some fun!... | boyshchrm6 | 601 | 14 | May 2011 | Jun 2011 Redex |
LimerickThere was a man from Nantucket, Got heavy hiccup in his stomach, He said: "I'd better think of project, Seek shelter on another heavenly object,... | marikia | 601 | 2 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Fellsman |
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!Fiction, lyrics to the song. If someone put it on music please send me link where you uploaded the song.... | Unknown | 601 | 8 | Feb 2012 | Feb 2012 ReaderOfSouls |
She is rightare you following me?... | kickit22 | 600 | 14 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Undecypherable?Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D... | Unknown | 600 | 7 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Girl Scoutsamazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it...... | hedistuff | 600 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
Toilet power, Dad growlsYou know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha... | morgen90210 | 600 | 18 | Aug 2019 | Mar 2020 morgen90210 |
A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!... | WILDANDREADY | 600 | 6 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
A Bar SceneThere she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innoce... | cambuff | 599 | 11 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 cambuff |
If Men Were?No men were harmed in the making of this poem..... | Happygolucky4u | 599 | 8 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 agoodguy2have |
Bentlees Block HaikuWords stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate... | Unknown | 597 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
DOUBLE TAKEA lil fun with a re-write...... | cafetwo2010 | 596 | 9 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Ode To Thee CSOde to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you.... | adjhe | 596 | 10 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 adjhe |
Secret codeBreak this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw... | cafetwo2010 | 596 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 SundaySilence |
He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting.... | 2725dl | 596 | 4 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 2725dl |
Damaged goodsA lil something lol... | madtat29 | 594 | 14 | Jul 2013 | Apr 2020 Unknown |
Time Ticks AwayTime is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock th... | 48jojo | 594 | 8 | Mar 2015 | Mar 2015 Likethesunshine |
In The DellSomething light hearted for a change of pace... | steve1223 | 594 | 8 | Aug 2014 | Sep 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Swipe RightSwipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe... | lovecanbereal | 594 | 4 | Jan 2018 | Feb 2018 lovecanbereal |
FOOLI just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate.... | smallworlds | 594 | 3 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 Redex |
Stuck in SnowvilleJust askin'....geez!!!... | boyshchrm6 | 594 | 22 | Feb 2011 | Mar 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Check Me Out!I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little... | gardenhackle | 593 | 5 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 agoodguy2have |
The rush job poema quicky..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 593 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 CloudySky |
limerick for a fuddy duddyI never kissed her...I just heard about her... | hedistuff | 593 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
riddleI am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be... | elo69 | 593 | 1 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 mcradloff |
Hannahs Day at the FarmMy daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to... | Special_Lady67 | 591 | 11 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Special_Lady67 |
EncouragementFollowing the suit, of limericks, coming down like a rainfall.... | marikia | 590 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 |
Poetic JusticeBit of a joke, really, but true nonetheless! ;)... | Barrellofart | 590 | 6 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 Ladybee42 |
MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day... | liketoworkhard | 590 | 7 | Dec 2013 | May 2014 fjamesj9701 |
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