What the?

Wondering how can I explain how I feel
There's just no words because it feels unreal
A warmth in my heart, a stirring unfamiliar
A longing to touch you..to hold you when afar
My mind is flying and yet it's just numb
Words escape me... I just feel so dumb
I want you so much I could just explode
Yet I have to control it til the next episode
My heart pounds whenever I'm near you
I hope you feel likewise but I haven't a clue
To innocently brush you causes static discharge
Want to do something yet my tongues now a barge
God I wish you would just give me a subtle hint
I tripped on my tongue and my arms in a splint
Perhaps Ill say something at the water cooler
Hope you dont slap me if I become a drooler
Per chance I could ask for your phone number
If you give me three fives I guess Ill feel dumber
Ill impress you with a note and a sweet poem
Just hope you dont think then that I'm stoned
Perhaps I can give you a card that says how I feel
Ask you out and then buy you a multi course meal
Perhaps the direct approach is sincerely the best
I'll pretend I am you and You're on the same quest
I'll ask you some questions that could be some fun
Perhaps "I like you immensely. Do you like me hun?"
Seriously contemplating what to finally do and say
You walk to the door and look intently my way
I'm about to speak when a red sportscar pull in
A tall sculputed man attired who'd drink tonic and gin
"Say Bob meet my boyfriend whose name is Pete!"
I slowly slink over meekly for a sad meet and greet
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: May 2011
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Just having some fun!

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schawalski
wasn't meant to be
boyshchrm6
Schawalski no it wasn't meant to be.
The nice ones always seem to have boyfriends
but we try to block that thought out as we
are just cavemen under all those clothes....lol.
doh confused confused cheers cheers cheers barf rolling on the floor laughing
jazzy75
Whew...had me going my friend! Like the twist at the end...perhaps one day....that will not be the waycheers
gbbgman
It’s a good job that women don’t hear the discussions that we men have in our head as we approach a woman we like, I wonder if they go through the same torment? Thanks for making me smile though boyshchrm6, laugh and making me relive those terrible moments. rolling on the floor laughing cheers
boyshchrm6
Yes Jazzy a twist at the end
with a dagger thru the heart!!
angel hug teddybear
gnj4u
Hi, boyshchrm6,
So much angst well captured in your poem. Perhaps the direct approach is sincerely the best ...perhaps!
Happygolucky4u
Not the ending I was hoping for. But an endingcrying Sorry bouquet
boyshchrm6
Yes gbbgman we tend to toil over the best approach and in doing so
arrive at some ludicrous decision out of pure panic. Often the spur of the moment I think works best if it is genuine.doh comfort angel angel angel
boyshchrm6
Thanks JG. Good to know that I could
pull the wool over your eyes sort to speak...lol.
He who hesitates is lost...but he who does not
is sometimes embarrasssed...lol. Perhaps the
grab by the hair and cart off to the cave
is an approach to consider...after a co-habitation
agreement chiselled out on the wall first of course...lol.rolling on the floor laughing cool thumbs up Thanks JG.
boyshchrm6
Thanks Gnj4u. Yes a lot of Angst. At least "Bob" was spared the embarrassment of asking her out just before the boyfriened arrived.
angel cool doh hug teddybear
trurorob
nicely done my friend
rob
boyshchrm6
Thanks for your comments Happygolucky.
Really appreciate your input.
angel grin hug cool
DaBomb72
Boysh, very familiardoh Good writing...as usual !handshake
Redex
Wow dont like blokes who drink gin tonicbeer and rather have motorbikepeace had to laugh good one.
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