Halloween Downloads

Act now to try out our new product line.
All fiends available except Frankenstein.
You must have our eye of newt, bat wing
And proprietary ink mixture is the thing.
Our patented ingredients are needed
For your printer to have fiends extruded
Must be over 18 yrs dead to access this site
Act soon remember Halloween tonight
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We have no tolerance for Fiend abuse
Please see our format choices below
Remember free downloads but only two
Download your Halloween fiend today
Keep them on a leash so as not to stray

Your choices are:
BMP: Belial Master of People
CAL: Creatures Already Lethal
CAB: Chuckie Alters Birth/COW: Chuckie Works Overtime
(Both count as single download)
DPX: Devils Producing Xrays
GIF: Ghosts Instilling Fear
MPG: Monsters Promoting Grotesqueness
SGI: Satan Gets Intense
WMF: Witches Most Feared

Download speeds may vary with accessories chosen.
Available for a Limited Time only
Remember available in Scale of Evil 1 to 22.
Choices above 18 are prohibited from
downloading across State or Provincial borders.

Also reccommended: Zombi.com for your
Spirit ual Cat astrophic date.
(Ask for CafeTwo)
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Posted: Oct 2011
About this poem:
In the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.

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Comments (1)

lucy777
what a imagination boysh! Cafe is going to love this!wine
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