You and me and apricot wine
The memories still so very fine
Lips like sweet fruit on the vine
Just you, me and apricot wine

A glass of nectar from the gods
Made us happy like drunken sods
Danced swiftly from room to room
Happening to stop in the bedroom

You and me and apricot wine
Kissed your lips as I was inclined
Just you, me and apricot wine
Made love not so totally refined

Another glass my ravishing dear
My selfish intent now quite clear
Oh what the heck did you say?
In the bedroom we should stay!

You and me and apricot wine
Feeling happy, feeling fine
Arm in arm and your lips on mine
Just you, me and apricot wine

No outside world to complain
No evil intent ever to explain
You and me and apricot wine
We three had a wonderful time

You and me and apricot wine
Next morning not quite so inclined
A horrible feeling I'm resigned
Just you, me and ... no more apricot wine!