by kickit22auburn, Washington, USA
May 2011 600 Views 13 comments
new 1 step program
12 step program
forget it
don't waste your time
no way
7 step program
throw it out the window
more then one step
wasting your time
here it is
brand new
finally done right
A
ONE STEP PROGRAM
are you in
AA
GA
or any other anonymous
multi step program
no more
you will finally be free
here it is
stand up join me
are you standing
for your one step program
take one step forward and
STOP
congratulations you completed
your one step program
to take another step
you must pay
99 cents for each additional steps you take
gurantee you won't be stepping much
if ya pay for the rest of your steps
pay pal accepted
forget it
don't waste your time
no way
7 step program
throw it out the window
more then one step
wasting your time
here it is
brand new
finally done right
A
ONE STEP PROGRAM
are you in
AA
GA
or any other anonymous
multi step program
no more
you will finally be free
here it is
stand up join me
are you standing
for your one step program
take one step forward and
STOP
congratulations you completed
your one step program
to take another step
you must pay
99 cents for each additional steps you take
gurantee you won't be stepping much
if ya pay for the rest of your steps
pay pal accepted
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Posted: May 2011
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guranteed if ya paid for every step you walk you wouldn't be going to the bars or casinos or even the fridgerater as much. there for in one step all these addictions are cured.Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
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Comments (13)
was thinking about developing a step o' meter count the steps now just have to figure out how to actually collect
Your one step program would certainly curtail my Fell walking activities. Don't you know guys my age NEED to do a whole lot of walking just to keep stuff like arthritis and rheumatism and all those other unwanted afflictions of older people at bay.
I fancy you may need to develop a 20,000 step program for me. A unique write... I hope your franchising makes you ultra wealthy.
Regards
Bill
So, if I take a step backwards, do I get a refund?
thank you for that insight. hope they realize to hit the play is to pay. that's why the STOP is so profound.
that's great dear alot of people can't control it what they call it compulsive behavior. thank you for sharing.
really didn't know how you would comment on but that is so funny. but i have considered this situation and the decision is that there would be double charge for walking backwards have to charge this cause it would be considered hazardous pay.
and..making money?
ya know a person would make tons of money. but i'm thinking tho my friend i might have to abandon this idea i'm not so sure if people would get more healthy they wouldn't be able to move around and get the excercise they need unless i can some how incorporate that into the one step program. somethen would have to be done about that. but i'll tell ya there wouldn't be an obesity problem like there is now.