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Words of the Vocabulary............Read and to Write with the meaing of the truth.......

A Scousers Xmas TaleFor those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend o...

Gone Fishing Part 1I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)...

But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,...

I saw the lightIt is what it is,,, if you know...

Why?Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop lookin...

Time to sleepSitting here looking at my glasses, I've noticed they make my eyes blurry, the more I use them the less I can see, I wonder, how can this be? Is it my...

THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and...

The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?...

Marty McCloones' BingeI'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes....

Chicken and Dumpling StewJust a little nonsense to brighten up the day, I've heard that chicken stew is great, to chase a chill away !!!...

Elmo’s AWOLNATION Sail ParodySometimes when I hear certain songs, jokes pop up in my mind making fun of it. This is the only parody I have copyrighted. I really need to get out...

Rhubarb runsI wrote this poem when i was 13 yrs old. i am now 60yrs old and this is the first time it has ever been written down. i have kept this poem inside my...

Gone Fishing Part 2Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once....

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Are You Willing?Wrote this one 4-7-94. A real off the wall poem instead of a usual song, but when you look back almost 30 years later, you wonder what the Hell was I...

13/26Competition, who can write the longest sequence of rhyme using only one entry per time per letter in the alphabet. e.g. collide and cried is not allow...

My Haikulong ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink...

Onward we go.The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and sai...

Someone'sAbout sums up my day. ??...

the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own...

ListI've decided to write my bucket list......... 1. Mop bucket Thats it!...

Training team oh we did have a screamI was thinking back to my army days...

Far in the woodskeep 'em brief, mental images...

GossipThe dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most importan...

Gardeners Dilemma!Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly L...

WORDPLAYIf from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to off...

back on trackLike a railway through a mountain pass,her eyes they shone like crystal glass,her ways were from another time,she had my heart, this heart of mine,but...

THE SECOND THOUGHTWhat is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’...

Clouded thinkingjust thoughts !!...

"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of g...

Just don't!Secret intelligence from the survelliance "mast", shows life cant continue, it's growing too fast, ozone layers, emissions from cars, carbon footpr...

funny :)She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in...