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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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TomfoolerySaturday funnery.... | ImagineLove | 396 | 11 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 ImagineLove |
Dakota JimI'm Dakota Jim I'm as tough as nails You better not cross my path On each hip a gun I wear And knives in me boots Across my back a Winchester An... | steve1223 | 396 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Friday's Poem!This is not a Wednesday poem cause Wednesday is in the middle And definitely not a Monday poem cause Monday I sit and fiddle And Tuesday I'm usu... | cafetwo2010 | 396 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 cafetwo2010 |
I met you in my dreams (part one)Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I... | Unknown | 396 | 1 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Buyer Of Vanity fairWe sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mist... | Unknown | 394 | 1 | Jul 2009 | Jul 2009 Unknown |
Come Gather RoundFor some strange reason when I was writing this the tune to Bob Dylan's The Times They Are a Changin' kept running through my mind. If you feel like a... | steve1223 | 394 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 steve1223 |
Pedal to the MetalPlease do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.... | steve1223 | 394 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
French Onion Soup?Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.... | boyshchrm6 | 394 | 8 | Sep 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Squashedjust a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading.... | lisaofflorida64 | 394 | 0 | Jun 2012 | |
Spelling mistakeJust a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.... | FaizReman | 394 | 6 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 FaizReman |
The Horse ClinicianLast Fall my beloved and I went to go watch our neighbor who trains horses, and he recounted to us his feelings on the whole thing. This is a tellin... | ReaderOfSouls | 394 | 3 | May 2020 | May 2020 ReaderOfSouls |
The Trial...It seems senryu is taking over here temporarily. I thought I'd add a lighthearted attempt.... | Mizzy4 | 394 | 10 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 Mizzy4 |
Haiku challengeJust trying..... | yaspark | 393 | 13 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 yaspark |
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.... | cambridgemiss | 393 | 1 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
"Candy Crush"Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest... | IvoryPetals | 393 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
Four Pigs In A Row(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to th... | steve1223 | 393 | 1 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 mimzy333 |
Mystery MeatIt's a mystery what is in a sausage... | steve1223 | 393 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
There was a.........just thought of this, then cleaned it up for the sensitive souls among us...lol....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 393 | 10 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 andrew149 |
Thou Art LikeHe is still spinning... | steve1223 | 392 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
growing upI want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its de... | Unknown | 392 | 7 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 Unknown |
little dittya joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke... | ozipole144 | 392 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 beautifulyou |
Kato Had Some PlaydoughKato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink pan... | EyeLook4U | 391 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Lucky PeasA nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavant... | Contreeashell | 391 | 2 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 Contreeashell |
that kebabmy head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in... | wayne34 | 391 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
Miss You.Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt........ | Unknown | 391 | 1 | Jun 2012 | Jun 2012 jazzy75 |
The Poets CurseDiagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)... | steve1223 | 391 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
In This Very MinuteI first published it on the international literary forum IRODALOM: | wisemandy | 390 | 1 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
~~~~SO MANY WAYS TO LAUGH~~~~ALL OUT OF FUN..... Go ahead and laugh it is so much fun to laugh and laugh at anything~~~~ :) making friends laugh is the fun of the laughter ~~~~... | breathless22 | 390 | 9 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 breathless22 |
My NameI f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is... | silvertounge | 390 | 3 | Jul 2012 | Aug 2012 lorii |
Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!... | Unknown | 390 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
VickyThe Landing Strip Is Now Open... | PassionateArtist | 390 | 2 | Oct 2019 | Oct 2019 PassionateArtist |
"triangle"spiraling debauchery the pit in which I fell tis fiendishly amoral the tale of which I'll tell I dreamt of tax accountancy but my parents had... | walRU | 389 | 7 | Jun 2019 | Jun 2019 walRU |
I Am The Son Of FishermenI wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.... | gsmonks | 389 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 gsmonks |
Amelia, I Love TheeDear Amelia why have you rejected me. Is it because I don't have a hump, or is it the lack of a club foot. I cannot help it that my teeth are white an... | steve1223 | 389 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Happy Go Lucky WindI have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello... | steve1223 | 388 | 3 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 steve1223 |
Canadian Football leagueIt is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening w... | ironman | 388 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
Swarmin' SeasonThe sun gets warm. The trees leaf. The flowers bloom. The coats come off, The knees come out. The toes rejoice. It's s... | Unknown | 388 | 3 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
"he # 2"”he # 2” he shoulda been a lawyer he used big words he coulda been a writer he knew about verbs he mighta been a carpenter didn’t like sore... | Unknown | 388 | 2 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 Unknown |
LaughingLife is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt shoul... | branksome | 388 | 2 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 Joseph1112 |
Doctor humour 2Adapted from a Frank Carson joke... | Oceanzest | 387 | 0 | Dec 2017 | |
Dear DeerI spend 10 years writing this poem... | Paxtecum | 386 | 1 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 nonsmoker |
Just a thoughtJust a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!... | cambuff | 386 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 paloma66 |
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