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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Enjambment PoemToday I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and p... | steve1223 | 780 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form.... | swade777 | 779 | 7 | Aug 2010 | May 2011 thesunandthesea |
I Am Quite NormalA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 779 | 5 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 steve1223 |
Three's CompanyI got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal... | mcradloff | 777 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 TAR_734 |
invisible inki know i couldnt read it either... | kickit22 | 777 | 24 | Jun 2011 | Oct 2011 kickit22 |
Mama's AdviceEnjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have eve... | mcradloff | 776 | 14 | Apr 2014 | May 2014 mcradloff |
Peach on the beachThe sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a h... | peachmelba | 774 | 9 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 peachmelba |
My Sweet LoverMy sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not lik... | steve1223 | 772 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 darkhorse555 |
If I Only Had An A##I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He h... | mcradloff | 771 | 13 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 beautifulyou |
She broke Mr. FixitI'm your handiman..call me.lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 771 | 13 | May 2012 | May 2012 Ahyra |
The junk collector`s bedtime storyI wrote "The junk collector`s bedtime story"simply to put into words what is one favorite American pastime.As a part time flea market vendor,I just ha... | IBjunkin | 770 | 10 | Oct 2013 | Mar 2015 beautifulyou |
LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)Mother Goose would flip over this.... | studecar | 769 | 1 | Nov 2012 | Jan 2013 studecar |
The Hair Cutjust a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers... | Juneau | 769 | 9 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
My First Nine MonthsListened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age... | mcradloff | 767 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Maxeen_1 |
knock, knock. .just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read... | morgen90210 | 767 | 16 | Mar 2013 | Sep 2020 morgen90210 |
Kickit's challenge..Hail Sir Kickit!!... | cafetwo2010 | 765 | 20 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Nittee the GnatHa ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)... | Bentlee | 764 | 10 | Aug 2009 | Aug 2009 Bentlee |
MY TELEPHONE INSIDESelf talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor.... | BobbyC1348 | 764 | 2 | Aug 2018 | Sep 2018 BobbyC1348 |
How I came to write poetryLol or what?... | cafetwo2010 | 763 | 24 | Apr 2013 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
50 Ways to Pick Your PocketI went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight.... | mcradloff | 763 | 14 | May 2012 | May 2012 mcradloff |
Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye... | mcradloff | 762 | 5 | Mar 2011 | Jun 2018 NOSTRUS |
Monsters Under The BedHaving a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink... | pinksdejavu | 762 | 2 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2016 Abby1963 |
Old Man WinterI don't play well in the cold..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 761 | 23 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 cafetwo2010 |
My BelovedA fun write inspired by 'A bottle of rum' Author: Ahyra... | steve1223 | 760 | 17 | Jun 2012 | Jun 2012 steve1223 |
"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!... | swade777 | 759 | 16 | May 2012 | Feb 2013 Unknown |
Yankee's ChallengeI look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell ma... | Happygolucky4u | 757 | 9 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 Happygolucky4u |
LOVE ON THE NET?!A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive... | Ronnie779 | 757 | 2 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 godsprincess |
Cell Phone WondersI like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))... | Yankee4you | 756 | 2 | Jan 2012 | Mar 2012 niah9 |
A drunkards poemROs eS aRe rrED AN D veeletts ;¿ R bLoW P e GG y arE purdey.(» ANd Sew R Su e...to for 2 b e Sue U 2 . IS A BJump Into blu... | cafetwo2010 | 754 | 17 | Mar 2014 | Feb 2017 cafetwo2010 |
The one that got awayJust a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...... | Unknown | 753 | 11 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
'He Sings' - (Pinkpoetress's style) ^^(( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 )) ^___^Dear Pinkpoetress, I wanted to mail or flower you but I couldn't -_- as I am blocked. l... | thesunandthesea | 752 | 14 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 thesunandthesea |
Belly Dance (quite the challenge)On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter...... | SCatlyn | 750 | 25 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 SCatlyn |
rapturecaptureFor our mysterious facinating maiden..so talented.. so sweet soooooooooo!... | cafetwo2010 | 748 | 14 | Jul 2014 | Aug 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poetRevisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase... | Brendan2014 | 747 | 1 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 Brendan2014 |
coldest nightlmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.... | kickit22 | 747 | 10 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 jeddah12 |
public announcementno your right not a poem but ahhhh what the... | kickit22 | 747 | 7 | May 2012 | May 2012 kickit22 |
GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUMGet out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to pl... | Unknown | 746 | 1 | Mar 2012 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
GUILTY?!Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may thin... | marikia | 746 | 4 | Oct 2011 | Nov 2016 greetingmyfriend |
...and here's one weirder still!like me, it's dated.... | BeneathePines | 746 | 6 | Apr 2010 | Oct 2014 SCatlyn |
30 Seconds To Door Close.Eyes connect... | 2725dl | 746 | 7 | Jun 2013 | Aug 2013 Unknown |
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the... | shadow1950 | 746 | 4 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Lockless and the Delilah maidensSeventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his... | cafetwo2010 | 745 | 12 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 cafetwo2010 |
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