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PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
Enjambment Poem

Enjambment PoemToday I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and p...

steve12237802Aug 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Poem

...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form....

swade7777797Aug 2010May 2011
thesunandthesea
I Am Quite Normal Poem

I Am Quite NormalA bit of humour...

steve12237795Oct 2014Nov 2014
steve1223
Threes Company Poem

Three's CompanyI got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal...

mcradloff7772Mar 2014Mar 2014
TAR_734
invisible ink Poem

invisible inki know i couldnt read it either...

kickit2277724Jun 2011Oct 2011
kickit22
Mamas Advice Poem

Mama's AdviceEnjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have eve...

mcradloff77614Apr 2014May 2014
mcradloff
Peach on the beach Poem

Peach on the beachThe sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a h...

peachmelba7749Feb 2015Feb 2015
peachmelba
My Sweet Lover Poem

My Sweet LoverMy sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not lik...

steve12237722Aug 2013Aug 2013
darkhorse555
If I Only Had An A Poem

If I Only Had An A##I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He h...

mcradloff77113Mar 2014Mar 2014
beautifulyou
She broke Mr Fixit Poem

She broke Mr. FixitI'm your handiman..call me.lol....

cafetwo201077113May 2012May 2012
Ahyra
The junk collectors bedtime story Poem

The junk collector`s bedtime storyI wrote "The junk collector`s bedtime story"simply to put into words what is one favorite American pastime.As a part time flea market vendor,I just ha...

IBjunkin77010Oct 2013Mar 2015
beautifulyou
LITTLE BO PEEP has gained her keep Poem

LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)Mother Goose would flip over this....

studecar7691Nov 2012Jan 2013
studecar
The Hair Cut Poem

The Hair Cutjust a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers...

Juneau7699Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
My First Nine Months Poem

My First Nine MonthsListened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age...

mcradloff76712Apr 2012Apr 2012
Maxeen_1
knock knock Poem

knock, knock. .just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read...

morgen9021076716Mar 2013Sep 2020
morgen90210
Kickits challenge Poem

Kickit's challenge..Hail Sir Kickit!!...

cafetwo201076520Jul 2012Jul 2012
cafetwo2010
Nittee the Gnat Poem

Nittee the GnatHa ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)...

Bentlee76410Aug 2009Aug 2009
Bentlee
MY TELEPHONE INSIDE Poem

MY TELEPHONE INSIDESelf talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor....

BobbyC13487642Aug 2018Sep 2018
BobbyC1348
cafetwo201076324Apr 2013Feb 2017
lovecanbereal
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket Poem

50 Ways to Pick Your PocketI went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight....

mcradloff76314May 2012May 2012
mcradloff
Oscar speech Poem

Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye...

mcradloff7625Mar 2011Jun 2018
NOSTRUS
Monsters Under The Bed Poem

Monsters Under The BedHaving a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink...

pinksdejavu7622Jan 2016Jan 2016
Abby1963
Old Man Winter Poem

Old Man WinterI don't play well in the cold..lol....

cafetwo201076123Dec 2011Dec 2011
cafetwo2010
My Beloved Poem

My BelovedA fun write inspired by 'A bottle of rum' Author: Ahyra...

steve122376017Jun 2012Jun 2012
steve1223
Toe Jam Kitty Worst Poem Challenge Poem

"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!...

swade77775916May 2012Feb 2013
Unknown

Yankee's ChallengeI look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell ma...

Happygolucky4u7579Aug 2012Aug 2012
Happygolucky4u
LOVE ON THE NET Poem

LOVE ON THE NET?!A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive...

Ronnie7797572Jun 2016Jun 2016
godsprincess
Cell Phone Wonders Poem

Cell Phone WondersI like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))...

Yankee4you7562Jan 2012Mar 2012
niah9
A drunkards poem

A drunkards poemROs eS aRe rrED AN D veeletts ;¿ R bLoW P e GG y arE purdey.(» ANd Sew R Su e...to for 2 b e Sue U 2 . IS A BJump Into blu...

cafetwo201075417Mar 2014Feb 2017
cafetwo2010
The one that got away Poem

The one that got awayJust a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away......

Unknown75311Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
He Sings Pinkpoetresss style Poem

'He Sings' - (Pinkpoetress's style) ^^(( Poetry Activity Exercise!! JUNE/2011--by Jazzy75 )) ^___^Dear Pinkpoetress, I wanted to mail or flower you but I couldn't -_- as I am blocked. l...

thesunandthesea75214Jun 2011Jun 2011
thesunandthesea
Belly Dance quite the challenge Poem

Belly Dance (quite the challenge)On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter......

SCatlyn75025Aug 2014Aug 2014
SCatlyn
rapturecapture Poem

rapturecaptureFor our mysterious facinating maiden..so talented.. so sweet soooooooooo!...

cafetwo201074814Jul 2014Aug 2014
cafetwo2010
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poet Poem

Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poetRevisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase...

Brendan20147471Nov 2014Nov 2014
Brendan2014
coldest night Poem

coldest nightlmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner....

kickit2274710Aug 2011Aug 2011
jeddah12
public announcement Poem

public announcementno your right not a poem but ahhhh what the...

kickit227477May 2012May 2012
kickit22
GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUM Poem

GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUMGet out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to pl...

Unknown7461Mar 2012Mar 2012
Unknown
GUILTY Poem

GUILTY?!Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may thin...

marikia7464Oct 2011Nov 2016
greetingmyfriend
and heres one weirder still Poem

...and here's one weirder still!like me, it's dated....

BeneathePines7466Apr 2010Oct 2014
SCatlyn
2725dl7467Jun 2013Aug 2013
Unknown
The Blacksmith limerick challenge Poem

The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the...

shadow19507464May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Lockless and the Delilah maidens Poem

Lockless and the Delilah maidensSeventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his...

cafetwo201074512Sep 2014Sep 2014
cafetwo2010

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