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**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ......

YOV493140Nov 2017
Kamikaze Herring Poem

Kamikaze HerringIf you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song we will jump out of the water And...

Unknown3134Aug 2011Aug 2011
Ladybee42
My Abcs Poem

My Abc'sAppreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even e...

coolcat19743130Apr 2012
Possessed Poem

PossessedKG thanks for the idea...

adjhe3132Nov 2012Nov 2012
adjhe
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel Poem

A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess...

Unknown3130Sep 2009
vices Poem

"vices"“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up al...

Unknown3121Jan 2010Jan 2010
trurorob
Cyberstyle Poem

Cyberstyledont even go there, chavo...

Unknown3122Apr 2010Apr 2010
agoodguy2have
Zygote clucks Poem

Zygote cluckshmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?...

agoodguy2have3125Apr 2011May 2011
hedistuff
Limerick elsewhere than Nantucket Poem

Limerick elsewhere than NantucketPoor Nantucket was getting such a bad wrap....

boyshchrm63125Jan 2011Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
Lily OPink Poem

Lily O'PinkLily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium....

branksome3122Mar 2014Apr 2014
darkhorse555
World Cup Love Poem

World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet...

Stedan3112Jun 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
what am i Poem

what am ii am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away...

Unknown3115Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Hunter Limerick Poem

Hunter LimerickLimerick...

boyshchrm63115Jan 2011Feb 2011
SCatlyn
The Wish List Poem

The Wish ListI sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to ma...

Unknown3112Feb 2010Feb 2010
Unknown
A Note from Santa Poem

A Note from SantaJust a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat...

Unknown3111Dec 2009Dec 2009
Unknown
Sampling Men Poem

Sampling Menhow often we forget that men get used also...

Unknown3102May 2012May 2012
CloudySky
That is Me Poem

That is MeWell, That is me........

SkyGoogle3100Jan 2018
Shady Lady Poem

Shady LadyThere once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy ma...

shadow19503100Jan 2014
Mormon Lake Mud Poem

Mormon Lake MudStarts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to b...

wranglersam3091Oct 2013Oct 2013
Redex
Southern Santa Poem

Southern SantaSanta's equivalent...

Oceanzest3095Dec 2022Dec 2022
Oceanzest
My Miss Right Song Poem

My Miss Right SongIn this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos...

Unknown3090Sep 2009
limerick Poem

limerickThere was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in he...

Unknown3092Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Crazy Note tonight Poem

Crazy Note tonight !!!!!!!!!To have fun and be crazy while writing and exspressing words....

breathless223084Aug 2011Aug 2011
breathless22
optimisticme3081Nov 2021Nov 2021
Abby1963
kid at heart Poem

kid at heartI think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and rel...

mickypeeps3083May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Limericks about CS forums users Poem

Limericks about CS forums usersthere once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N t...

irisheyes19783070Jul 2012Jul 2012
mcradloff
Drunken Love Poem

Drunken Love PoemPass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of...

Unknown3070Jan 2010
Two laughs English style Poem

Two laughs English styleoh-ah arf arf...

Oceanzest3061Oct 2021Oct 2021
Mizzy4
canderel Poem

canderelYour just like canderel, the artificial sweetener. full of shite I dont understand. not real and leave's a bitter after tasting pill. need double the...

vikingvixen3060Apr 2019Apr 2019
Unknown
Be Twixed Poem

Be-TwixedHow do you like your chocolate?...

Unknown3051May 2020May 2020
Versus
Candy Pt 1 2 Poem

Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after....

Unknown3050May 2010
Waking up Poem

Waking upWrote this when I was a university student...

Minzy3050Jan 2012
Ten Minutes Poem

Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th...

gardenhackle3045Jul 2010Jul 2010
Ladybee42
The Tale of Isobella Poem

The Tale of IsobellaWritten for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist...

steve12233041Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
Window Show Poem

Window ShowAll my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends....

bubbles6663030Feb 2012Feb 2012
bubbles666
The Achy Breaky Jones to the Bone Poem

The Achy Breaky Jones to the BoneWe have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance....

Unknown3031Apr 2012Apr 2012
Unknown
RAPPIN WITH THE MONEY MAN Poem

RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MANYo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I h...

Unknown3022Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
the other day Poem

the other daydamn tree, and its roots...

methuzelah3020Dec 2018
Animal jokes Poem

Animal jokesBrighten your day...

Oceanzest3026Jun 2022Jul 2022
godsprincess
Love on the edge of town Poem

Love on the edge of towntread carefully...

Oceanzest3011May 2021May 2021
Mizzy4

VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku...

FargoFan3010Sep 2020
I Am The Best Poem

I Am The BestI wrote this poem because I was bored...

CRIPPLED_LOVER3010Aug 2014

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