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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ...... | YOV49 | 314 | 0 | Nov 2017 | |
Kamikaze HerringIf you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song we will jump out of the water And... | Unknown | 313 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Ladybee42 |
My Abc'sAppreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even e... | coolcat1974 | 313 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
PossessedKG thanks for the idea... | adjhe | 313 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 adjhe |
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess... | Unknown | 313 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
"vices"“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up al... | Unknown | 312 | 1 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 trurorob |
Cyberstyledont even go there, chavo... | Unknown | 312 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
Zygote cluckshmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?... | agoodguy2have | 312 | 5 | Apr 2011 | May 2011 hedistuff |
Limerick elsewhere than NantucketPoor Nantucket was getting such a bad wrap.... | boyshchrm6 | 312 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Lily O'PinkLily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.... | branksome | 312 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet... | Stedan | 311 | 2 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
what am ii am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away... | Unknown | 311 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
Hunter LimerickLimerick... | boyshchrm6 | 311 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 SCatlyn |
The Wish ListI sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to ma... | Unknown | 311 | 2 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 Unknown |
A Note from SantaJust a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat... | Unknown | 311 | 1 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
Sampling Menhow often we forget that men get used also... | Unknown | 310 | 2 | May 2012 | May 2012 CloudySky |
That is MeWell, That is me........ | SkyGoogle | 310 | 0 | Jan 2018 | |
Shady LadyThere once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy ma... | shadow1950 | 310 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
Mormon Lake MudStarts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to b... | wranglersam | 309 | 1 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Redex |
Southern SantaSanta's equivalent... | Oceanzest | 309 | 5 | Dec 2022 | Dec 2022 Oceanzest |
My Miss Right SongIn this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos... | Unknown | 309 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
limerickThere was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in he... | Unknown | 309 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
Crazy Note tonight !!!!!!!!!To have fun and be crazy while writing and exspressing words.... | breathless22 | 308 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 breathless22 |
WonderNothing... | optimisticme | 308 | 1 | Nov 2021 | Nov 2021 Abby1963 |
kid at heartI think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and rel... | mickypeeps | 308 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Limericks about CS forums usersthere once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N t... | irisheyes1978 | 307 | 0 | Jul 2012 | Jul 2012 mcradloff |
Drunken Love PoemPass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of... | Unknown | 307 | 0 | Jan 2010 | |
Two laughs English styleoh-ah arf arf... | Oceanzest | 306 | 1 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
canderelYour just like canderel, the artificial sweetener. full of shite I dont understand. not real and leave's a bitter after tasting pill. need double the... | vikingvixen | 306 | 0 | Apr 2019 | Apr 2019 Unknown |
Be-TwixedHow do you like your chocolate?... | Unknown | 305 | 1 | May 2020 | May 2020 Versus |
Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.... | Unknown | 305 | 0 | May 2010 | |
Waking upWrote this when I was a university student... | Minzy | 305 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th... | gardenhackle | 304 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Ladybee42 |
The Tale of IsobellaWritten for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist... | steve1223 | 304 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Window ShowAll my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends.... | bubbles666 | 303 | 0 | Feb 2012 | Feb 2012 bubbles666 |
The Achy Breaky Jones to the BoneWe have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.... | Unknown | 303 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 Unknown |
RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MANYo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I h... | Unknown | 302 | 2 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
the other daydamn tree, and its roots... | methuzelah | 302 | 0 | Dec 2018 | |
Animal jokesBrighten your day... | Oceanzest | 302 | 6 | Jun 2022 | Jul 2022 godsprincess |
Love on the edge of towntread carefully... | Oceanzest | 301 | 1 | May 2021 | May 2021 Mizzy4 |
VerticalWell! nuff said anti haiku... | FargoFan | 301 | 0 | Sep 2020 | |
I Am The BestI wrote this poem because I was bored... | CRIPPLED_LOVER | 301 | 0 | Aug 2014 |
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