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Two laughs English style

Twas time for lunch
I went to the shop
I bought one orange, one banana, and one pear
The woman behind the counter says
"I can tell you live alone"
I says "Just because I buy small quantities you think I live alone?"
She says "No you're just feckin' ugly"


I asked my boss for a pay-rise
He said "No you cant"
..at least I think he said "cant"
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Posted: Oct 15
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Comments (1)

Mizzy4
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Two good ones Ocean.

Regards Mick.

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