by OceanzestHamilton, Waikato, New Zealand
Oct 2021 303 Views 1 comments
Two laughs English style
Twas time for lunch
I went to the shop
I bought one orange, one banana, and one pear
The woman behind the counter says
"I can tell you live alone"
I says "Just because I buy small quantities you think I live alone?"
She says "No you're just feckin' ugly"
I asked my boss for a pay-rise
He said "No you cant"
..at least I think he said "cant"
I went to the shop
I bought one orange, one banana, and one pear
The woman behind the counter says
"I can tell you live alone"
I says "Just because I buy small quantities you think I live alone?"
She says "No you're just feckin' ugly"
I asked my boss for a pay-rise
He said "No you cant"
..at least I think he said "cant"
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Posted: Oct 2021
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Comments (1)
Two good ones Ocean.
Regards Mick.