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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Do the Bogeyman. . . . .(Episode I, Mark trilogy)The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodygu... | morgen90210 | 531 | 7 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner... | Unknown | 530 | 1 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
A Reason for Leaving? (lol)LOL......XXX... | andrew149 | 530 | 12 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 andrew149 |
Off My ChairI need a drink I need a scotch If you go get it I'll let you watch As I fall off my chair and get back on The lights go dim Goodnight I'm go... | Unknown | 530 | 2 | Jun 2009 | Oct 2013 Unknown |
a lengthy love affair (limerick)that was some kiss! silliness reigns......... | hedistuff | 529 | 3 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Earlgreytea |
Shadow /challenge/Did I get away with something or what? Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 529 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 cafetwo2010 |
"HIM"...............(LOL)The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 528 | 16 | Oct 2010 | Mar 2011 andrew149 |
poetry 101uh....poetry... | agoodguy2have | 528 | 10 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 hedistuff |
My Diagnosis!Comprehending limitations causing spatial delay, creates corrective corrosponding conditional decay, administering adaptive medication during play,... | optimisticme | 528 | 4 | Apr 2010 | May 2010 hedistuff |
just some funny to share...no poetrya time prior to everything being scripted... | hedistuff | 526 | 2 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 agoodguy2have |
cruciverbalistlife's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 525 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 gnj4u |
a soft answerSome people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are... | Unknown | 525 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
Too Much LoveIn the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing the... | steve1223 | 524 | 2 | Oct 2011 | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
She Leaves.Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.... | 2725dl | 524 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 ladyjewel |
Welcome to HeckJust playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.... | mcradloff | 523 | 6 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 mcradloff |
Little birdie...Little birdie, Flying high, Drop a message, From the sky, Said the farmer, Wiping his eye, "Aint it lucky cows don't fly???"... | jpunk | 523 | 3 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
creation haikuepisode amour population explosion a slap and a cry... | hedistuff | 523 | 7 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Ladybee42 |
I'm ridin' a High Horse!.Ye..haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!... | cafetwo2010 | 523 | 5 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Fellsman |
off in the distance.well what can i say...... | kickit22 | 522 | 16 | Jun 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Ghosts Of Resolutions PastHahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx... | andrew149 | 522 | 16 | Dec 2011 | Jan 2012 andrew149 |
The S FilesThese are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you.... | steve1223 | 522 | 3 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 steve1223 |
~Who Was Fallowing Me~Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)... | Unknown | 522 | 3 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Redex |
HEY!For any middle age "Gentleman", that has disgraced himself recently at a party........LOL.........Andrew........xxx... | andrew149 | 521 | 10 | Jul 2010 | Oct 2010 jeddah12 |
Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenl... | steve1223 | 521 | 4 | Dec 2013 | Mar 2014 orientalkoru |
A mortician's love poem.. LolIt's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it goi... | cafetwo2010 | 521 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
The Phone PoemThis hi-tech world's too hard for me, I text so very horribly!! It's true I forget to call back- so phone manners I must lack. I mean well... | iluvisis1 | 521 | 1 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 morgen90210 |
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDWomen's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your dec... | nivanvc | 520 | 5 | Jan 2015 | Jan 2015 48jojo |
That bootyWhen a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn... | madtat29 | 520 | 10 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 madtat29 |
Standing OvationsStanding Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the ton... | Unknown | 520 | 1 | Jun 2013 | Dec 2013 charliejapartee |
Doggonit............[morgen challenge]Having a go ..............inspired " Mr Carl Barron "...........he was on tv the other night ..............i dont think i ever laughed so hard in all... | Nuwahri61 | 520 | 5 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 Nuwahri61 |
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long agothis limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.... | studecar | 520 | 1 | Apr 2012 | May 2012 mcradloff |
Chinese WomenI am also on a Chinese match-making site and in the first week I received 150 plus admirer's letters. Poor women, they are so desperate to get marr... | wisemandy | 520 | 5 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Red XFunny what you find on the road these days... | steve1223 | 520 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Redex |
collection of one linerstrying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.... | kickit22 | 519 | 11 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Redex |
Last tango on the roof'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'l... | cafetwo2010 | 519 | 3 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Yankee4you |
Come in ScottyHey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, a... | optimisticme | 519 | 3 | May 2010 | May 2010 Ladybee42 |
SoulmateI have had way to much coffee....... | Unknown | 518 | 8 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
a treasured rosea special gift from the light within... | darkhorse555 | 518 | 16 | Mar 2014 | Jun 2014 123whisper |
The Body FarmThis was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm... | steve1223 | 518 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 steve1223 |
Mystic MegJust a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .... | Topkaz | 518 | 1 | May 2016 | May 2016 nonsmoker |
Earthsea SoupHocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of le... | morgen90210 | 517 | 6 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
Halloween DownloadsIn the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.... | boyshchrm6 | 517 | 1 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
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