These are the continuing tales of the S Files
Case one oh one seven nine two two four oh oh
The mysterious disappearance of the single sock
'Stully, have you seen my other sock? The black one.
The one with the red ET on the side of it.'
'No Muldoon. Don't tell me the aliens have invaded.
They have invaded our secret of secrets, our
inner sanctum, our holy of hollies, our ....'
'Yes Stully, it seems they have and stolen my sock.'
{Background music - Dum -dee dum dum - plays loudly}
Why are aliens invading our earth and stealing
only one sock? Is there a race of one legged aliens
out there somewhere?Is there a more sinister reason?
'The answer is somewhere out there. I will not rest
until I find the answer.'