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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Grog MonsterJust a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!... | Unknown | 353 | 0 | Apr 2010 | |
Moses’ Rod!Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting... | Unknown | 353 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Saint Patrick's Day Snow(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)... | wisemandy | 353 | 2 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 beautifulyou |
The other Abominable Snowmantime waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnn... | Unknown | 353 | 8 | May 2014 | May 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
Treasure Chest.Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.... | Mizzy4 | 353 | 6 | Oct 2021 | Nov 2021 mcradloff |
PigeonEveryday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned lo... | DK1001 | 352 | 4 | May 2021 | May 2021 DK1001 |
EpitaphBeneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves htt... | steve1223 | 352 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 darkhorse555 |
Your having a laughLighthearted take on celebs... | Unknown | 352 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
Could Have Gone WrongIt could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It... | Unknown | 352 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
Tragic AnachronismImagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom... | gardenhackle | 352 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
Cabernet SauvignonJust playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)... | Unknown | 352 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
Hospitalobservation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long... | tiswas1945 | 351 | 1 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 DagOne |
How It WorksJust an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.... | Unknown | 351 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
I can hide in a boxI can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have... | Unknown | 351 | 2 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
im not a poet and i already know itjus me being a lil silly... | shaylahoney25 | 351 | 7 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Spartacus2012 |
Lime Rhyme on a DimePracticing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)... | Oceanzest | 351 | 10 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 Oceanzest |
Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st... | steve1223 | 350 | 2 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Redex |
Letter from schoolDear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Ada... | Unknown | 350 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
Those Miserable Young LadiesIf only I would make the silly thoughts pass when they come to me... | Unknown | 349 | 2 | Jun 2012 | Jun 2012 mcradloff |
drink poemshows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub... | scarwolve | 349 | 5 | Nov 2009 | Apr 2010 Unknown |
chased ritessum vary waisted thyme...... | agoodguy2have | 348 | 6 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 gnj4u |
Lieswatch out for lies.... | Unknown | 348 | 3 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
Freestyle rhymeNo idea... | MaxxHeart25 | 348 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
By the Time You Read thisI will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult"... | Unknown | 348 | 9 | May 2013 | May 2013 Unknown |
The Green BluesInspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...... | madtat29 | 347 | 5 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 madtat29 |
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will b... | IvoryPetals | 347 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 IvoryPetals |
A Pant-Less Lady---- rhymeA pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces th... | shadow1950 | 347 | 5 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 Poetnumber1 |
Is not the end of lifeI am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life... | walter300 | 347 | 0 | Nov 2011 | |
Goedln RlueFunny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)... | Unknown | 347 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 Unknown |
Mrs Fledglers's DutyI have never heard of her before either..... | caroljoyce | 347 | 8 | May 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
BAR--FLYa typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.... | Unknown | 346 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
Really Big TroubleSometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I... | EyeLook4U | 346 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
CIRCLES OF LIFERemembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.... | EXRED3 | 346 | 6 | Oct 2022 | Oct 2022 EXRED3 |
All you needok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!... | Oceanzest | 345 | 2 | Oct 2022 | Nov 2022 K_Ann_70 |
CA LuPaWhy is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to... | Hickman28 | 345 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
Tasteful EcstasyCouldn't resist!... | ImagineLove | 345 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 123whisper |
ROEJust a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard.... | gardenhackle | 345 | 2 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
What To Rhyme With WhatHad to pick words that don't rhyme... | steve1223 | 345 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Wanna Hear a Secretyeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!... | gas_jockey | 344 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
Look past meSomething I wrote through boredom this evening.... | AndyE | 344 | 2 | Feb 2012 | Feb 2012 niah9 |
Note in my diaryNote in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of new... | Unknown | 344 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
a limerick dreamyeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.... | agoodguy2have | 344 | 6 | May 2010 | May 2010 Pinkpoetress |
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