chased rites

weather oar knot
wee our able two boy
our weigh threw
hostel whet waives

aye will always lein
four yew two bee hear
wear ever wee our
no awl my luv deer

hour cede is caste
weave awl weighs aloud
hour luv knot inn vane
no wheel bee adz won

eye chews yew four shore
eye herd allowed belle wring
ewe no ewe halve know pier
yore cent adz a flour suite

at leased isle have one
yew as fair presence rapt
threw awl daze for tolled
hour luv has groan grate

incite nose know knead
hour dye is caste
witch manor luv is taut
their bee know waist

yew tern too stair
wile eye bare aweigh
foreword aye here knot
yore mown sew defused

aye here a lessen ode
two he'd yore knead
tew urn yore luv fare
may be wheel meat discrete

awl aye no eye gnu
two heir eye fined presence
inn yew eye fined piece
hour intents luv seams rite

© agoodguy2have 2011-02-01
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Posted: Feb 2011
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Comments (6)

SCatlyn
Aye half dis erj two rerite en riglur eang-a-lish(and read at a much faster pace, while catching the full meaning... well, I got most of it, but will have to translate & read it again rolling on the floor laughing )
G8 ryte!
swade777
Did someone spike my punch?? Eye fiel lyke I gaught losst a long da weigh!
SCatlyn
Just had one of "those" mails in my inbox - really made me laugh after just having read "chased rites" -

Excerpt:"... if you don't mined, ....email me and i will do the same in reply, this my email address, inyass55 at yahoo dot com rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
(Don't think I care to tell him most women would be turned off by such an email addy- always de-educate 'em laugh )
marikia
I assume this is Part I. The next step is to rewrite the poem as Part II and it will make sense. It reminds me of many e-mails written in the language just like this and even worse.
Ladybee42
rolling on the floor laughing this is brilliant!

eye aim days'd weather oar knot ye meat
laugh

thumbs up thumbs up bouquet bouquet
gnj4u
Hi, agoodguy2have,
awl aye no eye gnu so true is that the poet's dye is caste on you, collared by this fun rite!
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