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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Alternative Halloweensomething to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)... | Unknown | 323 | 6 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo... | Unknown | 323 | 7 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
ItalianFor your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and le... | adjhe | 323 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Jan 2013 adjhe |
'The Girlfriend'Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)... | Unknown | 323 | 2 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 Unknown |
Welcome 2017!2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)... | MarkZ1998 | 323 | 0 | Jan 2017 | |
Garlic is for LoversIf you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!... | ImagineLove | 322 | 2 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Spartacus2012 |
Pepperoni logicPlaying with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic..... | Oceanzest | 322 | 4 | Nov 2021 | Nov 2021 mcradloff |
Reality beckons!I won't respond if you say this or that, I won't be available for nonsense chat, I won't accept text or anything next, I won't reply if I think you... | optimisticme | 322 | 0 | Dec 21 | Dec 22 Abby1963 |
News FlashWhy does this stuff always come when i am busy?... | Unknown | 322 | 0 | Dec 2012 | |
The Demon in the KitchenAny one for breakfast?... | cambuff | 322 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 cambuff |
WHISKY TUTORComments appreciated please both good and bad x... | Julia65 | 322 | 2 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 jazzy75 |
A CLOSE SHAVEAnyone else got a never ending chore they hate?....just has to be done......Andrew...lol...xxx... | andrew149 | 321 | 3 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 andrew149 |
Are We There Yet?LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D... | Unknown | 321 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
Breakfast at a DinerFunny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.... | Unknown | 321 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
THE EYESTHE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE... | 9inchpoo | 321 | 2 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 orientalkoru |
noise to wake the deadmy daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise .... | nightcrow | 321 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 Unknown |
Ode to a roomIt was written by myself many years ago in the UK where i was working on building sites.. It is my tribute to Spike MIlligan whose books and poems i h... | ironmaiden | 321 | 3 | Feb 2012 | Feb 2012 Redex |
I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m des... | DK1001 | 321 | 5 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 Abby1963 |
My InboxIt's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!... | ImagineLove | 321 | 1 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 Unknown |
Universal poemsAll languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that th... | branksome | 321 | 2 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 orientalkoru |
the "Raven"the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I... | walRU | 320 | 4 | May 2019 | May 2019 walRU |
No Sweatin' in my SweatsSweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don th... | Unknown | 320 | 2 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
'Two Spinisters'We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are... | Unknown | 319 | 2 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 hedistuff |
moodsSo like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78... | Unknown | 319 | 0 | Oct 2011 | |
FrustrationAh yes LIFE!!... | KarensHeart | 319 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 KarensHeart |
Be real: Ace Poet Part 2Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)... | lovecanbereal | 319 | - | Jul 2022 | |
FOOD HAIKU POEMSJust thinking of food for fun.... | JoyCrest | 319 | - | Aug 2021 | |
CousinsI like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble natural... | EyeLook4U | 318 | 0 | Oct 2018 | |
poemcomplaining about poem... | Unknown | 318 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
IF SHE'D SHUT UP U'D UNSTAND AMBER'S RUNIF YOU READ THIS VERSION FIRST THEN YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POETRY..IF YOU READ THIS THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO READ IT AGAIN...SORRY, MY NEIGH... | Unknown | 317 | 1 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
haiku...lol#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.... | Unknown | 317 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
A Sad TruthWhat do you see here?... | Unknown | 317 | 4 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2012 morgen90210 |
Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles... | GingerGee | 317 | 2 | Mar 2019 | Mar 2019 GingerGee |
Neighbor NedI have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighb... | EyeLook4U | 317 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba... | Oceanzest | 317 | 4 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 Oceanzest |
Xmas card from a broadtoying with "a letter from abroad.."... | Oceanzest | 316 | 4 | Dec 2021 | Dec 2021 morgen90210 |
moodsJapanese Haiku written 6-2-78... | Unknown | 315 | 3 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 localpoet |
I've hurt my kneeJust a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too .... | bubbles666 | 315 | 4 | Feb 2012 | Feb 2012 bubbles666 |
lifelife is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!... | Unknown | 315 | 1 | May 2011 | May 2011 Unknown |
Top Geari am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it,... | Unknown | 314 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
Pattern of BeatsMany sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.... | Unknown | 314 | 2 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 hedistuff |
Mug ChildHe's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of... | Unknown | 314 | 1 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
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