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Alternative Halloween Poem

Alternative Halloweensomething to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)...

Unknown3236Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
I Can Sing a Colourblind Rainbow Poem

I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo...

Unknown3237Sep 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
Italian Poem

ItalianFor your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and le...

adjhe3232Oct 2012Jan 2013
adjhe
The Girlfriend Poem

'The Girlfriend'Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)...

Unknown3232Sep 2012Sep 2012
Unknown
Welcome 2017 Poem

Welcome 2017!2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)...

MarkZ19983230Jan 2017
Garlic is for Lovers Poem

Garlic is for LoversIf you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!...

ImagineLove3222Aug 2014Aug 2014
Spartacus2012
Pepperoni logic Poem

Pepperoni logicPlaying with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic.....

Oceanzest3224Nov 2021Nov 2021
mcradloff

Reality beckons!I won't respond if you say this or that, I won't be available for nonsense chat, I won't accept text or anything next, I won't reply if I think you...

optimisticme3220Dec 21Dec 22
Abby1963
News Flash Poem

News FlashWhy does this stuff always come when i am busy?...

Unknown3220Dec 2012
The Demon in the Kitchen Poem

The Demon in the KitchenAny one for breakfast?...

cambuff3222Aug 2010Aug 2010
cambuff
WHISKY TUTOR Poem

WHISKY TUTORComments appreciated please both good and bad x...

Julia653222Feb 2011Feb 2011
jazzy75
A CLOSE SHAVE Poem

A CLOSE SHAVEAnyone else got a never ending chore they hate?....just has to be done......Andrew...lol...xxx...

andrew1493213Jun 2011Jun 2011
andrew149
Are We There Yet Poem

Are We There Yet?LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D...

Unknown3214Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce
Breakfast at a Diner Poem

Breakfast at a DinerFunny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this....

Unknown3212May 2010May 2010
Unknown
THE EYES Poem

THE EYESTHE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE...

9inchpoo3212Aug 2012Aug 2012
orientalkoru
noise to wake the dead Poem

noise to wake the deadmy daughter woke me up couple weeks ago by banging on her pots and i was happy it was a great feeling i love noise ....

nightcrow3211Jul 2011Jul 2011
Unknown
Ode to a room Poem

Ode to a roomIt was written by myself many years ago in the UK where i was working on building sites.. It is my tribute to Spike MIlligan whose books and poems i h...

ironmaiden3213Feb 2012Feb 2012
Redex
Im not a Poet Im just a nice lad Poem

I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m des...

DK10013215Jun 2021Jun 2021
Abby1963
My Inbox Poem

My InboxIt's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!...

ImagineLove3211Aug 2014Aug 2014
Unknown
Universal poems Poem

Universal poemsAll languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that th...

branksome3212Apr 2014Apr 2014
orientalkoru
the Raven Poem

the "Raven"the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I...

walRU3204May 2019May 2019
walRU
No Sweatin in my Sweats Poem

No Sweatin' in my SweatsSweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don th...

Unknown3202Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Two Spinisters Poem

'Two Spinisters'We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are...

Unknown3192Mar 2010Mar 2010
hedistuff
moods Poem

moodsSo like a woman I thought! Written 6-2-78...

Unknown3190Oct 2011
Frustration Poem

FrustrationAh yes LIFE!!...

KarensHeart3192Oct 2012Oct 2012
KarensHeart

Be real: Ace Poet Part 2Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)...

lovecanbereal319-Jul 2022
FOOD HAIKU POEMS Poem

FOOD HAIKU POEMSJust thinking of food for fun....

JoyCrest319-Aug 2021
Cousins Poem

CousinsI like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble natural...

EyeLook4U3180Oct 2018
poem

poemcomplaining about poem...

Unknown3185Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
IF SHED SHUT UP UD UNSTAND AMBERS RUN Poem

IF SHE'D SHUT UP U'D UNSTAND AMBER'S RUNIF YOU READ THIS VERSION FIRST THEN YOU MISSED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE POETRY..IF YOU READ THIS THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO READ IT AGAIN...SORRY, MY NEIGH...

Unknown3171Feb 2011Feb 2011
Unknown
haiku lol Poem

haiku...lol#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me....

Unknown3171Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
A Sad Truth Poem

A Sad TruthWhat do you see here?...

Unknown3174Aug 2012Aug 2012
morgen90210
Leap to Freedom The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog Poem

Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles...

GingerGee3172Mar 2019Mar 2019
GingerGee
Neighbor Ned Poem

Neighbor NedI have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighb...

EyeLook4U3170Mar 2017
Contains Quinine Poem

Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba...

Oceanzest3174Jan 2022Jan 2022
Oceanzest
Xmas card from a broad Poem

Xmas card from a broadtoying with "a letter from abroad.."...

Oceanzest3164Dec 2021Dec 2021
morgen90210
moods Poem

moodsJapanese Haiku written 6-2-78...

Unknown3153Oct 2011Oct 2011
localpoet
Ive hurt my knee Poem

I've hurt my kneeJust a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too ....

bubbles6663154Feb 2012Feb 2012
bubbles666
life Poem

lifelife is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!...

Unknown3151May 2011May 2011
Unknown
Top Gear Poem

Top Geari am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it,...

Unknown3140Feb 2010
Pattern of Beats Poem

Pattern of BeatsMany sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives....

Unknown3142Jun 2010Jun 2010
hedistuff
Mug Child Poem

Mug ChildHe's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of...

Unknown3141Nov 2011Nov 2011
Unknown

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