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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Two –Time LooserThis is written about some one that I was once married to lol... | spiritwalker | 446 | 1 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
spectaclesi seem to have lost sight of this sonnet... ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 446 | 8 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 jazzy75 |
lost the forest ha haa piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok... | darkhorse555 | 446 | 5 | Mar 2013 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 446 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 paloma66 |
inside ruinsi wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face jus... | darkhorse555 | 446 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
Two gun SuzieBig trouble in little city... | Oceanzest | 446 | 5 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon tho... | steve1223 | 445 | 1 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 morgen90210 |
Frogs 575nonsence@... | ladygwen123 | 445 | 5 | Sep 2014 | Sep 2014 Happygolucky4u |
The RowFreezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops ang... | caroljoyce | 445 | 8 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
get someringy tingy tiny toe. here is a poem for you.... | kickit22 | 445 | 9 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Macduff5 |
Cloud BoomCloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now h... | EyeLook4U | 444 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
DreamlandSometimes sleeping can take you where you never have been without dreams goals will never be set the sky is the limit good luck to everyone Positi... | ironman | 444 | 3 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 Unknown |
Doctor humourNearly Xmas, time to write some humour..... | Oceanzest | 444 | 1 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 K_Ann_70 |
Online Games and Facebook FriendsDecided to let those fb friends whose requests I have ignored all those years know not to waste their time in a very very long and winded way :-D feel... | orientalkoru | 444 | 9 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 orientalkoru |
Theft By ThoughtTheft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though... | sonofadam | 443 | 1 | Jun 2009 | Jun 2009 Unknown |
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny ScotlandAn Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls) When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie... | sonofadam | 443 | 0 | Jul 2009 | |
The Teacher Learneth!Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bu... | optimisticme | 443 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 Earlgreytea |
50 Words (50 Words challenge)I once tried a poem with just fifty words- The start was quite easy- the middle a treat; When reaching the end it just went to the birds- I cut tha... | Hekamaat | 443 | 7 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 Ladybee42 |
Saving Our PlanetJust having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012?... | mcradloff | 443 | 0 | Jan 2013 | |
you know.........Part of the human condition... | lisaofflorida64 | 443 | 4 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 lisaofflorida64 |
last night.hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...... | kickit22 | 443 | 4 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
A little 'ditty'.I'm tired LOL... | Unknown | 442 | 1 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Owww,,,my aching head!The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out up... | optimisticme | 442 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
Huh?Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...... | Unknown | 442 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
What IfJust had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz.... | Unknown | 442 | 0 | Jun 2009 | |
tummy rummblingmy tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh... | Unknown | 442 | 3 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
The day I met you (Hummor)A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snappi... | Unknown | 441 | 7 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
do NOT read thisok, despite an explicit direction you clicked for a closer inspection maybe to get a singular connection without invoking undo detection let thi... | agoodguy2have | 441 | 10 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 Fellsman |
All the nice girls.....AHA!......a clean one.....lol....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 441 | 6 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 andrew149 |
AUSTRALIANS !!!They might need Cheering Up ???... | particolor | 441 | 3 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 Angelpepper |
I was goofy off- lolI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit... | SnowCoveredMuse | 441 | 7 | May 2014 | May 2014 Peneloperosejae |
LGI knew they had a life of their own... | steve1223 | 441 | 0 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 madtat29 |
EinsteinE=Mc..confusion..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 440 | 12 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 steve1223 |
Eligible BachelorJust a quick description of myself... | colinmatts | 440 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Were you aware of this awareness day?I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo... | Unknown | 440 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
SUDDENLY UNBALENCEDJUST FANCIED A CHANGE OF PACE. FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT KNOW. 'BUGGER' IS AN OLD NORTHEN ENGLISH EXPLEATIVE DENOTEING MILD SHOCK. NOT PERCEIVED TO HA... | RAEL266 | 439 | 2 | Jun 2011 | Jun 2011 Unknown |
The WeddingWas driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result.... | steve1223 | 439 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Kissing on the RoadwayI was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady.... | steve1223 | 439 | 8 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
.........endless coffees............Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter.... | benidorm | 439 | 10 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 benidorm |
duck suspecta non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comme... | darkhorse555 | 438 | 10 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
Mystery of lifewhy?... | shadow1950 | 438 | 2 | Feb 2013 | Feb 2013 shadow1950 |
Briefs or Boxers?Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)... | AndyE | 438 | 6 | Jan 2012 | Feb 2012 niah9 |
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