He

We'd better move, said she to me
We might get ourselves run over
Never mind, said I so brave
From the cars I will protect you

I am tough and I am strong
Nothing to you will happen
Blow these cars, they won't harm us
Right now I'm busy kissing


She

All these cars go whizzing past
But he pays no attention
Keeps on kissing, I don't mind
In his arms I am melting

See red car heading our way
Next thing the sky I am seeing
I'm ok but He's not good
He's been flattened all around me


He

Too busy to pay attention
Saying goodbye, busy kissing
Hear a noise but it's too late
Red car has run us over

Ouch! this pain feels so bad
Feels like I've been flattened
Like to get close to Honey Babe
But this is downright ridiculous


She

I shake myself and slowly rise
My God this is preposterous
Flattened so bad he's all around
Just like a bad raincoat

I peel him off, he's laying there
Flattened to about an inch high
Roll him up, throw in my bag
Better take him to see doctor


He

Good grief, I'm stuck
Inside this lumpy handbag
Lipstick up my left nostril
Mascara pushing into my ear

Dark inside this smelly bag
Where is she taking me
All this perfume up my nose
Think I'm gonna sneeze


She

Mighty sneeze from my bag
And out he comes flying
One, two, three sneezes more
Now he's back to normal


He

Honey if you don't mind
Think tonight I'll stay over
After all this I don't think
Ready I am for driving


Moral

The moral is if you want to kiss
Don't do it on the roadway
Keep your feet upon the path
And kissing you can do plenty