So full of joy We've just been married And off on honeymoon Come that night I was fair panting To take my lovely Sue
To bedroom off we went To consummate our love Watched my lovely Sue Getting ready for bed
First came off eyelashes Followed by her breasts Teeth on dressing table Next to blonde hair Left eyeball sat there Staring up at me She took off left leg I near fainted away Then her right hand Replaced with a hook
It was then I realised Mistake I think I made Ran like the devil My bride left behind
After me she ran Like a demon possessed With a clitter clatter Of her false wooden leg
So I warn you one And I warn you all Before her you wed Best take her to bed
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Posted: Aug 2011
About this poem:
Was driving home from work this morning when I realised my friend needed his daily dose of humour. This was the result.
Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoAug 18, 2011
Somebody give me a hanky to dry these tears ,classical steve. So thats your type Steve ,stop taking advantage of the handicapp steve ,fantastic write my friend,don't stop,keep tem coming everyday
kle76amnew york, New York USAAug 18, 2011
This reminds me of a friend who went to a club one night met a girl and went to a hotel the rest of the story is told eloquently by steve Can I please copy this and foreward it to him steve He neeeeeeeeeeds a reminder
Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoAug 20, 2011
Poet's number1 wedding,very funny ...Bravo again Steve,just when i think my day is turning from bad to worse,you come along to brighten my day with your humor,very much appreciated Steve, ,dear friend,keep them coming Steve
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