| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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 Umbrella LimerickThere once was a man from Carlsbad Whose thinning hair made him extremely sad So he sprayed his head black And then took a new tact No need for um... | boyshchrm6 | 364 | 2 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
 The Army RisesI often take walks at night, and can`t see the worms. I try not to step on them, but I sure do know when I do. What a weird feeling. Ick! Written 5... | soquiliquay | 364 | 5 | May 2011 | May 2011 boyshchrm6 |
 Death is Coming for YouLet me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear... | steve1223 | 364 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
 a pint of love sir ?invitation card...... | lorentz | 363 | 6 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
 Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)... | gardenhackle | 363 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
 Gimme a ShotBlatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D... | Unknown | 362 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
ConfusedHate xmas rapping... | Unknown | 362 | 1 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2012 trurorob |
 Art of war VICome. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. P... | Odysseus_own | 362 | - | Feb 2017 | |
 ModsRecently a poem of mine was deleted without explanation Not only is poetry a form art and self expression but historical documents giving reference t... | Wizardary | 362 | 13 | Jun 2023 | Jul 2023 Wizardary |
The only DiamondThe only diamond in the world that no one knew it... | Unknown | 361 | 2 | Jan 2017 | Jan 2017 Unknown |
RorschachThey seem to think by looking at inkblots they can tell what is 'wrong' with a person... | steve1223 | 361 | 0 | Aug 2013 | |
 boxesI pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those t... | wayne34 | 361 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 trurorob |
 TelecomJust a bit of nonsense.... | branksome | 361 | 1 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 beautifulyou |
 Somebodies DaughterActually a song I wrote 15 years ago - still get a kick out of it though.... | bluewolf8514 | 361 | 5 | Apr 2010 | Apr 2010 Unknown |
Wish Upon a TicketI buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...... | Unknown | 360 | 3 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Ladybee42 |
~ Hear the Children Singing ~~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!... | Unknown | 360 | 2 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 Unknown |
The Last ThingLike fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow... | steve1223 | 358 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 madtat29 |
 Your Snapped!Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!... | sophiasummer | 358 | 0 | Mar 2013 | |
 happy birthdayon this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up... | darkhorse555 | 358 | 1 | Mar 2013 | Mar 2013 shadow1950 |
You’ve gotta love him(Parody of a Shakespearean Sonnet "My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun".)... | Unknown | 358 | 1 | Jul 2011 | Jul 2011 jazzy75 |
After all we’re just humanYou may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You m... | Unknown | 357 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 mcradloff |
To BeautyI try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats req... | Unknown | 357 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
Silly PsychicApologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!... | Unknown | 357 | 0 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 trurorob |
The Isle of SnugglindonA pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the n... | Unknown | 357 | 0 | Apr 2011 | |
paddys missusto be sure the return of paddy tis not a welcome sight especially to his mrs who had such peace in that fortnight mind he d only gone shopping fo... | Unknown | 357 | 3 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
animal funZebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their n... | Unknown | 357 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
 The ghost of Chairman MaoIn John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.... | Oceanzest | 357 | 6 | Mar 2021 | Mar 2021 godsprincess |
Poem for the catPoetry for cats... | Oceanzest | 357 | 7 | Sep 2021 | Sep 2021 niah9 |
Full Moon (The Next Generation)Hello Mum and Dad, don't bother staying up waiting for me. Will be home before sunrise. Don't bother leaving food out cause I'll grab a bite while out... | steve1223 | 356 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Mary and Me (II)Seems no matter where we go these animals just keep coming... | steve1223 | 355 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
2012Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count... | Unknown | 355 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 beautifulyou |
A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.... | Unknown | 355 | 0 | May 2010 | |
Some Things Rhyme With Orange!* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), i... | lovecanbereal | 355 | 5 | Jul 2022 | Jul 2022 lovecanbereal |
 Ticker Tape ParadeTick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you... | EyeLook4U | 355 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
no driverInto the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view... | wayne34 | 354 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
Who am I (the pen)I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come... | Unknown | 354 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
paddys shotgun weddingWell on the day that paddy and mary were to wed marys family found him tucked up in his bed eventually with much protest he finally made the chur... | Unknown | 354 | 3 | Aug 2010 | Oct 2010 Unknown |
The Limerick ChallengeMy jean's are tight My top is low and all about is quivering it's friday night, the lights are low so when are you delivering .............. | Unknown | 354 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 agoodguy2have |
I INTENDED TO CALLA friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.... | Unknown | 354 | 3 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
I'll Put A Spell On YouBats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am f... | steve1223 | 353 | 1 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
halloweenhalloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared... | Unknown | 353 | 1 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 Dementia |
King of the Cat WorldFor my cat, Billy... | Unknown | 353 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |